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There’s something about Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So in the film there’s something about Mary , Ben Stiller (Ted) is talking about his impending date with Cameron Diaz with Dom ( the weird stalker with spotty skin). Dom advises Ted, to clear his tubes ( wank) before meeting Ms Diaz . So that when he does eventually meet her and if they have sex, he is less likely to be on a hair trigger and quickly blow his load but will be able to go for longer. What do ppl think about this tactic ?. I always have that scenario in my head b4 a meet but then think if I did that I would have only a small load to unleash which would annoy/ embarrass me . Does anyone wank in the hours b4 a meet ?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Nope, I’d be too worried about catching myself in the zipper afterwards.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Nope, I’d be too worried about catching myself in the zipper afterwards. "

Ouchhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use it to gel your hair either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And hope she hasn’t got a small terrier in house lol... flying dogs anyone?

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By *onny26IrishMan
over a year ago

cork


"Nope, I’d be too worried about catching myself in the zipper afterwards. "

Hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tactical pre-meet wank is essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tactical pre-meet wank is essential "

First impressions are so important but you don’t want to come across as a wanker too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a goddam loaded gun

And was he not called Woogie OP?

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London

Yeah but the first orgasm is the most intense, well for me it is, I wouldn't want to waste it on a tissue lol

So what if you cum, can you not get hard again and cum a few times in a meet??

I find women get turned on when they make you cum, I know I do when I make a women cum, so why not cum a few times in a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the point of "draining the pipes" not to take the edge off and have Ben less focused on jumping on her?

Not have a wank so you last longer when focking

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London


"Was the point of "draining the pipes" not to take the edge off and have Ben less focused on jumping on her?

Not have a wank so you last longer when focking "

EXACTLY!!!

Question should be why do men not train there pc muscle and practice edging before a meet??

Hey each to their own I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but the first orgasm is the most intense, well for me it is, I wouldn't want to waste it on a tissue lol

So what if you cum, can you not get hard again and cum a few times in a meet??

I find women get turned on when they make you cum, I know I do when I make a women cum, so why not cum a few times in a meet? "

This sounds like some solid (excuse the pun) advice. The key is recharge and repeat repeatedly

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I followed a girl up to her apartment after wanting to be with her for months, On the way up the stairs i noticed she had no panties on, and she kept stopping right infront of me and I was running my hands up her legs.

We got in the front door kissing like crazy, undid my trousers and she took my cock in her hand and tbh I didnt even try stop myself I just started to cum.

She got a surprise ran off to get a tissue, came back and then said "I should have used my mouth"

Then she said "What now? "

I took her by the hand and said "Now we go to the bedroom", and we had such a great time.

Cumming quick is only an issue if you make it one, guys will get embarassed, they will pull up their trousers, they will even leave. Don't make an issue of it, enjoy yourself, if she makes you cum fast then enjoy it, and go for round two.

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

It didn't work out too well for Simon in The Inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a goddam loaded gun

And was he not called Woogie OP? "

His character in the film was called Dom. Later, it was revealed that Dom was in fact Woogie, his nickname when he was younger. Love it .

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I think cuming too quick is way more embarrassing (and rather dissappointing for the woman) than shooting a smaller load. Besides that most women don't mind how big the load is, the latter is more a man thing, a kinda self-confirmation of your masculinity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a goddam loaded gun

And was he not called Woogie OP?

His character in the film was called Dom. Later, it was revealed that Dom was in fact Woogie, his nickname when he was younger. Love it ."

You are correct

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I don’t care how much cum you ejaculate. I just hope it’s not game over once you cum..

if you need a few mins between, use it to give your playmate some pleasure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t care how much cum you ejaculate. I just hope it’s not game over once you cum..

if you need a few mins between, use it to give your playmate some pleasure..

"

I thought that was a given. Hardly going to have a coffee and some chit chat while waiting for him to rise to the occasion again

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London


"I think cuming too quick is way more embarrassing (and rather dissappointing for the woman) than shooting a smaller load. Besides that most women don't mind how big the load is, the latter is more a man thing, a kinda self-confirmation of your masculinity. "

I get what you say, but would you rather be getting pounded for an age before a guy cums and thinking to yourself "jez whats wrong do I even do it for this guy, why is he taking so long" OR if he cums quick at the start would you not think jez this guy is super turned on for me, and then get the second, third......

Thankfully its never been a problem for me, but I do train my pc and practice edging, I think it makes a massive difference to guys when they get to real business.

I guess everyone as different thoughts and opinions on it.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"I get what you say, but would you rather be getting pounded for an age before a guy cums and thinking to yourself "jez whats wrong do I even do it for this guy, why is he taking so long" OR if he cums quick at the start would you not think jez this guy is super turned on for me, and then get the second, third......"

Or a guy fucking them for 20 mins and then going floppy without cumming.

Being honest, I wouldnt even bother meeting a woman if I didnt think she would have me struggling not to cum in 5/10 minutes of getting down to business for the first time. I could spend all weekend in the bedroom with a woman like that.

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By *EAN0Man
over a year ago

Donegal/London


"I get what you say, but would you rather be getting pounded for an age before a guy cums and thinking to yourself "jez whats wrong do I even do it for this guy, why is he taking so long" OR if he cums quick at the start would you not think jez this guy is super turned on for me, and then get the second, third......

Or a guy fucking them for 20 mins and then going floppy without cumming.

Being honest, I wouldnt even bother meeting a woman if I didnt think she would have me struggling not to cum in 5/10 minutes of getting down to business for the first time. I could spend all weekend in the bedroom with a woman like that."

100%

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