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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Some observations I've made while on the site. It's a great site but a few things keep coming up. Feel free to add any more you can think of.

I'm genuine- yeah says you, you might as well say you're Superman or a can of Pepsi for all the veracity it holds.

I've got a great sense of humour- You usually find people who write this don't have a sense of humour.

What's wrong with women on here? Why won't they fuck me?- Because your profile looks like a test page template and no one likes a whinger.

If I like Trans women does that make me bi? - Dude if you like trans women don't be wasting time debating it, you've doubled the amount of potential suitors available to you, you've no time to be in a flap about it.

Hi? How are you? - Bored and unlikely to respond.

Does wanting to suck cock make me gay - At the least you're ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some observations I've made while on the site. It's a great site but a few things keep coming up. Feel free to add any more you can think of.

I'm genuine- yeah says you, you might as well say you're Superman or a can of Pepsi for all the veracity it holds.

I've got a great sense of humour- You usually find people who write this don't have a sense of humour.

What's wrong with women on here? Why won't they fuck me?- Because your profile looks like a test page template and no one likes a whinger.

If I like Trans women does that make me bi? - Dude if you like trans women don't be wasting time debating it, you've doubled the amount of potential suitors available to you, you've no time to be in a flap about it.

Hi? How are you? - Bored and unlikely to respond.

Does wanting to suck cock make me gay - At the least you're ambidextrous

"

excellent observations

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Women posting updates about how useless the men are on here -

Getting the keys to an all you can eat buffet but every dish is a bowl of crap.

Men posting women won't reply to them -

They think their bowl of crap might be slightly tastier than the 200 others in the buffet if only she gave it a taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me "

It's true, these women complaining about no pictures or text in their profiles. That just makes it more exciting!

It could be Brad Pitt for all they know! Surely they are desperate to find out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me

It's true, these women complaining about no pictures or text in their profiles. That just makes it more exciting!

It could be Brad Pitt for all they know! Surely they are desperate to find out?"

clearly there just high maintenance .. demanding pics and text from a profile the audacity

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me

It's true, these women complaining about no pictures or text in their profiles. That just makes it more exciting!

It could be Brad Pitt for all they know! Surely they are desperate to find out? clearly there just high maintenance .. demanding pics and text from a profile the audacity "

Exactly. They should be grateful such virile studs are interested. So virile and sexy they ain't got no time to fill in no dumb profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me

It's true, these women complaining about no pictures or text in their profiles. That just makes it more exciting!

It could be Brad Pitt for all they know! Surely they are desperate to find out? clearly there just high maintenance .. demanding pics and text from a profile the audacity

Exactly. They should be grateful such virile studs are interested. So virile and sexy they ain't got no time to fill in no dumb profile."

not to mention theres alot to be said for a mysterious man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think the defaut silhouette image evokes an irristible urge for black magic chocolate and mysteriously secret agents, maybe I'm being too specific in my target demographic though.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I like to think the defaut silhouette image evokes an irristible urge for black magic chocolate and mysteriously secret agents, maybe I'm being too specific in my target demographic though."

You're showing your age there Dirty dub

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"They make a valid point how any red blooded female can resist the " im free tonight wanna fuck" messages is beyond me

It's true, these women complaining about no pictures or text in their profiles. That just makes it more exciting!

It could be Brad Pitt for all they know! Surely they are desperate to find out? clearly there just high maintenance .. demanding pics and text from a profile the audacity

Exactly. They should be grateful such virile studs are interested. So virile and sexy they ain't got no time to fill in no dumb profile. not to mention theres alot to be said for a mysterious man "

You never know until you go. Though that would kind of ruin the mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summed up this site to a tee lol

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Summed up this site to a tee lol"

Lol. Keep the faith. Get the ball rolling and it's pretty good.

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