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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two men are having a drink in a bar. One says: "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."

"Let me tell you a story," says the other man,

"Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you.

...

To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you and to your right is a very horny gay man."

"So where's the dilemma?" replies the first man.

"Well..........which one do you turn your back on?".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Shimmey over the other side of the woman and let her decide

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Seems obvious you would turn your back to the gay man, and ask him to massage your prostate as you have sex with the woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock him out, pleasure the lady

Then get the funk outta there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she have a strap on?

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

This "joke" is homophobic and gross.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross. "

I agree, What were you thinking lads? tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross. "

Agree not funny in the slightest

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross. "
who mentioned 144??

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross.

Agree not funny in the slightest "

Hope you never visit any comedy clubs or festivals you might not like what you hear.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Ever get the feeling that you will be able to finally build that extension with the amount of new blocks coming your way from people who can't take simple facts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White knights out in force ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)"

Offended on behalf of others ? What do you mean ?

I find someone making jokes at the expense of minorities offense , making gay jokes like this perpetuates negative stereotypes and it reflects poorly on the person making them .

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By *onnaluvdollTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

Fine amount of virtue signalling going on. Lord, the smug levels will cause a weather alert. And I bet most of the smuggies will love voting for Leo's goon squad and continuing to step over those down in their luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair tho anal isnt very pleasant for some

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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross. "

I've read the joke over a few times now and I fail to see the homophobic element. Could be that I need more sleep but it doesn't mention anything bad or against the Gay man or the female or for that matter the sexual orintation of the male in the middle. So where is the insult? Where is the homophobic aspect and where is your anger coming from. Did you find it gross that 3 people were in the same bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two men are having a drink in a bar. One says: "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."

"Let me tell you a story," says the other man,

"Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you.

...

To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you and to your right is a very horny gay man."

"So where's the dilemma?" replies the first man.

"Well..........which one do you turn your back on?"......."

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. Turn on ur back, the woman straddles ya and the guy has a wank. Alls good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross.

I've read the joke over a few times now and I fail to see the homophobic element. Could be that I need more sleep but it doesn't mention anything bad or against the Gay man or the female or for that matter the sexual orintation of the male in the middle. So where is the insult? Where is the homophobic aspect and where is your anger coming from. Did you find it gross that 3 people were in the same bed? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This "joke" is homophobic and gross.

I've read the joke over a few times now and I fail to see the homophobic element. Could be that I need more sleep but it doesn't mention anything bad or against the Gay man or the female or for that matter the sexual orintation of the male in the middle. So where is the insult? Where is the homophobic aspect and where is your anger coming from. Did you find it gross that 3 people were in the same bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just virtue signalling... Let them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its obvious what those who call it tasteless are in need of.Jim Jeffries was right!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)

Offended on behalf of others ? What do you mean ?

I find someone making jokes at the expense of minorities offense , making gay jokes like this perpetuates negative stereotypes and it reflects poorly on the person making them . "

Are you a gay man? No you're not but you're being offended on their behalf without them asking you to be. It's a joke, clone yourself, lie your clone down then proceed to get over yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)

Offended on behalf of others ? What do you mean ?

I find someone making jokes at the expense of minorities offense , making gay jokes like this perpetuates negative stereotypes and it reflects poorly on the person making them .

Are you a gay man? No you're not but you're being offended on their behalf without them asking you to be. It's a joke, clone yourself, lie your clone down then proceed to get over yourself. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)

Offended on behalf of others ? What do you mean ?

I find someone making jokes at the expense of minorities offense , making gay jokes like this perpetuates negative stereotypes and it reflects poorly on the person making them .

Are you a gay man? No you're not but you're being offended on their behalf without them asking you to be. It's a joke, clone yourself, lie your clone down then proceed to get over yourself. "

Obviously I am not a gay man .

Gay jokes aren’t just an issue for gay people: they’re an issue for anyone who cares about a gay person. Being the butt of gay jokes made someone I care about ill .

This causal use of homophobic jokes which reinforces a typical stereotype is offensive and unfortunately apparently acceptable here.

I don’t need to get myself thank you

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By *abraham_LincolnWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

It's implying the gay man will have sex with you without your consent. You have said the woman is willing thereby inferring consent. It's a homophobic slur in my opinion.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"I truly find it amazing the amount of people who get offended on behalf of others whether the others wish this to happen or not. The world is going to shit but it's a crude joke that irks people more than most things. jesus wept (disclaimer I do not believe in jesus)

Offended on behalf of others ? What do you mean ?

I find someone making jokes at the expense of minorities offense , making gay jokes like this perpetuates negative stereotypes and it reflects poorly on the person making them .

Are you a gay man? No you're not but you're being offended on their behalf without them asking you to be. It's a joke, clone yourself, lie your clone down then proceed to get over yourself. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not read everything in between...but going back to the start....fuck it go with it...enjoy the monent,you only live once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blonde woman, a brunette woman, a black haired woman, an irishman, an english man, a Scottish man, a kerry man, an indian, a jewish man, an eskimo, an American, a mexican, a polish and german gay couple, a Spanish transsexual, a virgin and a prostitute, and a dom and his sub went into a bar...

Oh i better not finish this joke, i dont want to offend anyone by implying they all alcoholics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: ?“Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day.? She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when I come home she’s tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She’s got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower almost every night. I just don't know what to do."

A fellow in his 50’s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: ?“Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day.? She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when I come home she’s tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.

She’s got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower almost every night. I just don't know what to do."

A fellow in his 50’s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they fall out of the bar thats the inportant bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did they fall out of the bar thats the inportant bit"

Well if i said the blonde walked into the bar.... i dont know how she managed that as everyone else seen it..i would get lashed lol

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By *ortadowncplCouple
over a year ago

Portadown


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Obviously I am not a gay man . "

How is it obvious that you are not a gay man? Are you saying that sexuality and gender isn't a spectrum?? I'm highly offended for gay men who like to have sex with only women!!

See how that works?

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