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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Generally I’m not a windy person, ever.

But, every morning I must empty a few litres of fart when I take my first wee, i like to sit down for the premier piss of the day.

Anyone else pass air in the morning? Odd too, they don’t smell.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Barny such a way with words this hr the morning

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

One of life's great pleasures is when you have a lady friend over for the night and you're holding in the wind, then that first release in the morning after she leaves.

Epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Barney get that checked

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Honestly this happened to my friend she had a trapped nerve in her back gp appointment. The morning of appointment she had terribke pains she needed to break wind. Into the doctor with her back asked her to lie on her stomach while he examined her and once he pressed down on a certain part on her back she let the biggest fart ever!!!! Said if she could of gone running out of surgery she would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly this happened to my friend she had a trapped nerve in her back gp appointment. The morning of appointment she had terribke pains she needed to break wind. Into the doctor with her back asked her to lie on her stomach while he examined her and once he pressed down on a certain part on her back she let the biggest fart ever!!!! Said if she could of gone running out of surgery she would have "

poor doctor

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Honestly this happened to my friend she had a trapped nerve in her back gp appointment. The morning of appointment she had terribke pains she needed to break wind. Into the doctor with her back asked her to lie on her stomach while he examined her and once he pressed down on a certain part on her back she let the biggest fart ever!!!! Said if she could of gone running out of surgery she would have "

Did the doc give out or clap lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Honestly this happened to my friend she had a trapped nerve in her back gp appointment. The morning of appointment she had terribke pains she needed to break wind. Into the doctor with her back asked her to lie on her stomach while he examined her and once he pressed down on a certain part on her back she let the biggest fart ever!!!! Said if she could of gone running out of surgery she would have "

A friend yea right

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