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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

With the advent of hook up sites & online dating , I feel that the "chat up line" is a slow dying art...

So, has anyone out there ever used or heard a friend use a chat up line that you thought was pure gold??

Remember, it's the weekend so you might even be helping out a fellow fabber too ...

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Waaay back when I was a teen it used to be "Hows your belly for lodger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waaay back when I was a teen it used to be "Hows your belly for lodger" "

Did it ever work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology "

And did that work?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Waaay back when I was a teen it used to be "Hows your belly for lodger"

Did it ever work? "

Pmsl

Thank fook it didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

And did that work? "

Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

And did that work?

Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face. "

A blow to the genitals Mrs B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

And did that work?

Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.

A blow to the genitals Mrs B "

Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

While on a pre season tour we had to pick a chat up line from the hat and the rest of the guys picked someone in the place you had to use it on. When it was my turn they picked a a beautiful looking woman. Anyway I wasn’t keen on trying to pretend the line was for real as we were supposed to do so I went up to her and quickly told her the situation and just said laugh and I’ll leave. She asked what the line was and genuinely laughed when I told her. We then got talking and it turned out to be a great night, all by accident. The line “My names Fred Flintstone” do you want me to make your bedrock”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Queen, come sit on your throne

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Whenever my mate was asking a girl out...

If she said...

"Sorry I can't, I have a boyfriend"

He'd reply with...

"Well, how would you like a better boyfriend?"

...it worked a few times for him too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you flappy bird?

Cos I’d tap you all night” lol

“Are you a chicken farmer?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock!

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Hey I'm the Fred Flinstone of Fab Fancy going back to your place & making your BEDROCK?"

...I know, I know... smooth

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Your eyes are like spanners... Everytime I look into them my nuts tighten..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of friends and I checked into a hotel. Hot receptionist asked my friend if he needed a wake up call in the morning? He replied "no just give me a shake when your leaving" Young lady was spotted leaving his room the following morning! Turns out a bit of confidence goes a long way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know any

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Don't know any "

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Sure you got more material there now than Tommy Tiernan Use only for good though ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

And did that work?

Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.

A blow to the genitals Mrs B

Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals "

Not that type of blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line per se but years ago when in a bedroom at a party with my then boyfriend, he sighed and said, “if I was here with any other girl I’d be fucking her right now, but I respect you too much”. I think it was his attempt at reverse psychology

And did that work?

Not quite... what he should’ve got was a punch in the face.

A blow to the genitals Mrs B

Funny that, I can’t quite recall but he did reference something about a blow and his genitals

Not that type of blow "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the advent of hook up sites & online dating , I feel that the "chat up line" is a slow dying art...

So, has anyone out there ever used or heard a friend use a chat up line that you thought was pure gold??

Remember, it's the weekend so you might even be helping out a fellow fabber too ...

"

Whilst in a bar guy asks "Are you going for petrol?"

Never used on me, but has worked...go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halfers on a bastard? .... pure gold and it works everytime! .... provided you want kicked in the gonads...

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By *aiseanagusspraoiMan
over a year ago

city

I'm really good at it now

Wish I knew how to do it when I was in my 20s haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres 20c

What's that for?

You can call your Mam and tell her you wont be home

......

Your Dad must be a thief

Why?

Cause he stole an angle for heaven when he made you

......

Nice legs, what time do they open at?

.....

Is it true women say no when the mean yes and yes when they mean no?

No

Ah I see what your doing here, can I but you a drink?

No!

Oh your good at this, you look like a gin woman to me

No!!

Gin it is lol

All pure cheese and a couple likely to get you a slap I find just winging it and going with the flow at the time works best but I am way out of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, do you wanna play the r4pe game?

No!

Thats the spirit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, do you wanna play the r4pe game?

No!

Thats the spirit!!! "

Oh boy ......backing away from this thread slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, do you wanna play the r4pe game?

No!

Thats the spirit!!! "

Really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Rape roleplay has been suggested to me by a few privately.

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Heres 20c

What's that for?

You can call your Mam and tell her you wont be home

......

Your Dad must be a thief

Why?

Cause he stole an angle for heaven when he made you

......

Nice legs, what time do they open at?

.....

Is it true women say no when the mean yes and yes when they mean no?

No

Ah I see what your doing here, can I but you a drink?

No!

Oh your good at this, you look like a gin woman to me

No!!

Gin it is lol

All pure cheese and a couple likely to get you a slap I find just winging it and going with the flow at the time works best but I am way out of practice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, do you wanna play the r4pe game?

No!

Thats the spirit!!!

Really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did "

God i heard that in work one day and i thought it was genius. Its one of those ones that u sort of laughat and then ure like eeeek. Maybe a wee bit dodgy lol. I had to share it anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to treat you like a bowling ball stick two fingers in you and fuck you down an alleyway !

Hey my dick died , can I bury it in your ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to treat you like a bowling ball stick two fingers in you and fuck you down an alleyway !

Hey my dick died , can I bury it in your ass?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like your vagina.

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