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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had some spare time so posted in various forum posts . Thought I was being humorous/ ironic but as usual most took it as gospel. Read some profiles and sent several polite messages, either deleted or not read. Had some fabs and winks. Sent thank you messages but these were deleted without response (why fab and wink then?). Struck up some conversations but these turned out to be timewasters/ hookers or men pretending to be women. Read all the backslapping veris from meet and greets thinking jeez... really?. Looked at a new batch of women and couples and assessed they were mostly kids, men or fakes. A normal waste of a day really. Still, I have a coffee meet to look forward to in 2 weeks time - oh and almost a week of 24/7 availability which will pass with the usual amount of incredulity and disappointment. Yeah I know exactly what you’re gonna say - fill ur boots.

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By *upidsbowkissWoman
over a year ago

City Center

Sometimes I eat all the chocolates from the second layer of the chocolate box and act surprised when when my husband discovers this. Then I blame it on his mother who I know he'll never confront. Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I eat all the chocolates from the second layer of the chocolate box and act surprised when when my husband discovers this. Then I blame it on his mother who I know he'll never confront. Goodnight"

Erm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a load of message to girls women that I think is hot no reply end up watching porn haven a wank that’s my fab

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By *upidsbowkissWoman
over a year ago

City Center


"Send a load of message to girls women that I think is hot no reply end up watching porn haven a wank that’s my fab"

Honest and refreshing

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

But very occasionally there’s a good day.... chin up... where else you gonna go OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worst one fab in two weeks can't remember my last message or wink. And only one person looked in 4 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I think we all have unrealistic expectations for fab! I think if we are more realistic we would have better fun instead of tormenting ourselves about what we think should happen. If we find someone/some people we click with and end up having fun with, great and if not well enjoy the banter and the chats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I think we all have unrealistic expectations for fab! I think if we are more realistic we would have better fun instead of tormenting ourselves about what we think should happen. If we find someone/some people we click with and end up having fun with, great and if not well enjoy the banter and the chats "

Interesting to hear what peoples actual expectations are.

We all know the clichè ones. Single males think its dial a ride.

Women want a bodybuilder with a masters who does stand up

And we all want it NOW!

But what are peoples real expectations of a day on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that "

Can I have his brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that

Can I have his brother?"

I dont have a brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that

Can I have his brother?

I dont have a brother "

Pity, I might have had more luck with him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that

Can I have his brother?

I dont have a brother

Pity, I might have had more luck with him!"

Snap!!!

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that

Can I have his brother?

I dont have a brother

Pity, I might have had more luck with him!

Snap!!! "
Don't think either of my brothers are on the site but I'll ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a unique experience

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

Just look on the place that you have a slightly better chance of meeting someone who enjoys NSA fun than you would in your local. And the key word is "slightly", Theres just as much chance that you will be to be talking to a waster or someone pretending to be something they not for their own amusement. Great when it works, frustrating when it dont.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Oddly, Fab has far exceeded my expectations.

Sometimes I'll just stop mid-laugh and look around the friends I've made, and think about how much joy they have brought me, or I'll be stopped in my tracks by the beauty of my lover's body in the firelight, and hearing the desire in his voice as he whispers my name, or I'll find myself laughing out loud in public places after opening a mail or reading a particularly witty forum post.

I expected lots of people shagging other people. I found so much more.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"Wanted: smoldering, sexy, stud, tall but not too tall, built but not too built, confident but not arrogant, funny but not a clown, chatty but not yappy, dirty talking but not offensive, keen but not desperate, erudite but not smug!

See? Simple as that "

Yep, that's me... sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oddly, Fab has far exceeded my expectations.

Sometimes I'll just stop mid-laugh and look around the friends I've made, and think about how much joy they have brought me, or I'll be stopped in my tracks by the beauty of my lover's body in the firelight, and hearing the desire in his voice as he whispers my name, or I'll find myself laughing out loud in public places after opening a mail or reading a particularly witty forum post.

I expected lots of people shagging other people. I found so much more."

Love this

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I just travel around the forums finding it charming that people think stuff I say is up for debate.

It's endearing that people can approach me in such a way online, when they wouldn't offline, due to my physical superiority and mental prowess making me unapproachable.

While not on the forum I am replying to private messages from people that look great naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just travel around the forums finding it charming that people think stuff I say is up for debate.

It's endearing that people can approach me in such a way online, when they wouldn't offline, due to my physical superiority and mental prowess making me unapproachable.

While not on the forum I am replying to private messages from people that look great naked."

You even deem us worth to reply at times...

I still have the print outs of those forum posts framed

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I just travel around the forums finding it charming that people think stuff I say is up for debate.

It's endearing that people can approach me in such a way online, when they wouldn't offline, due to my physical superiority and mental prowess making me unapproachable.

While not on the forum I am replying to private messages from people that look great naked."

I haven't quite plucked up the courage to ask for an autograph yet....

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"I haven't quite plucked up the courage to ask for an autograph yet.... "

Yes, even online it can still be a daunting prospect to ask for such things.

Me and the make a wish foundation are working together to make that side of me more accessible.


"You even deem us worth to reply at times...

I still have the print outs of those forum posts framed"

I was dubious that my outreach posts were having the desired affect. But when the redcross got in touch with the data suggesting my posts could end global wars, I thought I should try.

Initial results are promising. The war in Syria ended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oddly, Fab has far exceeded my expectations.

Sometimes I'll just stop mid-laugh and look around the friends I've made, and think about how much joy they have brought me, or I'll be stopped in my tracks by the beauty of my lover's body in the firelight, and hearing the desire in his voice as he whispers my name, or I'll find myself laughing out loud in public places after opening a mail or reading a particularly witty forum post.

I expected lots of people shagging other people. I found so much more."

This is lovely

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By *heilsWoman
over a year ago

Midlands


"Oddly, Fab has far exceeded my expectations.

Sometimes I'll just stop mid-laugh and look around the friends I've made, and think about how much joy they have brought me, or I'll be stopped in my tracks by the beauty of my lover's body in the firelight, and hearing the desire in his voice as he whispers my name, or I'll find myself laughing out loud in public places after opening a mail or reading a particularly witty forum post.

I expected lots of people shagging other people. I found so much more.

This is lovely "

I second that... I have made friends that quite frankly I'd be lost without and others life would be very boring without... that has totally surprised me tbh..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I think we all have unrealistic expectations for fab! I think if we are more realistic we would have better fun instead of tormenting ourselves about what we think should happen. If we find someone/some people we click with and end up having fun with, great and if not well enjoy the banter and the chats

Interesting to hear what peoples actual expectations are.

We all know the clichè ones. Single males think its dial a ride.

Women want a bodybuilder with a masters who does stand up

And we all want it NOW!

But what are peoples real expectations of a day on Fab"
Get someone look after big cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah you have to love some of the young girlies on here messaging me saying why would a 21 yr old look at me ( well actually she is a hooker and I was curious about her prices)....and that sure there are loads of men in their 20s who are far more experienced than me cos they have slept with thousands of women - lucky sods lol. I mean - god she’s right - I’m only into 3 figures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh multiple profiles to keep sending abuse.... gotta love trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I think we all have unrealistic expectations for fab! I think if we are more realistic we would have better fun instead of tormenting ourselves about what we think should happen. If we find someone/some people we click with and end up having fun with, great and if not well enjoy the banter and the chats

Interesting to hear what peoples actual expectations are.

We all know the clichè ones. Single males think its dial a ride.

Women want a bodybuilder with a masters who does stand up

And we all want it NOW!

But what are peoples real expectations of a day on Fab Get someone look after big cock."

Keeping it simple Harry I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I think we all have unrealistic expectations for fab! I think if we are more realistic we would have better fun instead of tormenting ourselves about what we think should happen. If we find someone/some people we click with and end up having fun with, great and if not well enjoy the banter and the chats

Interesting to hear what peoples actual expectations are.

We all know the clichè ones. Single males think its dial a ride.

Women want a bodybuilder with a masters who does stand up

And we all want it NOW!

But what are peoples real expectations of a day on Fab Get someone look after big cock.

Keeping it simple Harry I like it "
You want same yes.

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