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"It can take a while for newbies to get to grips with the terminology and acronyms used on the site and in the lifestyle in general. Wouldn't it be good if we had a go to resource that could be referenced to make it more inclusive for fresh meat ?" There is... Google!  | |||
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"I'll start: VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple. Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream Single guy - dreamer wasting his time Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men Athletic - weighs less than 130kg 35 years old - late forties Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter ......" Pmsl  | |||
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"Prawn... terrible head but a nice body  "took a while but I tweaked it eventually....lol
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"Prawn... terrible head but a nice body took a while but I tweaked it eventually....lol
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"Dom/ sub - dominos or subway for lunch?" Hahahahaha rotfl | |||
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"Professionals only - or the neighbours will wonder why common people are walking up our driveway at that time of the night" brilliant | |||
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"BBW - where a woman is roasted outside in the summer when the neighbours call over" Ah stop! I'm just here | |||
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"VWE = vagina will expand BBC = bin bag condom BBW = bouncy bits wobble FWB = Fornication, with breakfast STI = swollen tip itches Experienced = felt someone up behind the bike sheds once Attractive = has a pulse Professional = wanks in the office Versatile = drinks tea or coffee Screamer = fakes one just so you'll stop and let her do it herself properly Cliché = when you can't actually think of anything nice to say " lol...gave me a good chuckle  | |||
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"FB - fuck buddy FG - fuck the entire country" FF - screwed us all and we loved it at the time. Regretting it now. | |||
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"VWE = vagina will expand BBC = bin bag condom BBW = bouncy bits wobble FWB = Fornication, with breakfast STI = swollen tip itches Experienced = felt someone up behind the bike sheds once Attractive = has a pulse Professional = wanks in the office Versatile = drinks tea or coffee Screamer = fakes one just so you'll stop and let her do it herself properly Cliché = when you can't actually think of anything nice to say " So | |||
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and "cuckolding"  are two different things BUT cockholding can be an acceptable part of cuckolding 
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 is acceptable on both platforms | |||
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"CD" means that this person is still living in the 1990's regarding music 
...and "tranny" means this person is still a radio lover since the 70's in his/her 70's | |||
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is different from
MMF +
...just a little different | |||
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...however my ma won't let me go out after 10pm to meet any of them 
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"MFM is different from
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...just a little different "Depending on whether you're prepared for a surprise | |||
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"MFM is different from
MMF +
...just a little different
Depending on whether you're prepared for a surprise "--------------- Always read profiles twice no matter how hot they look! | |||
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"MFM is different from
MMF +
...just a little different
Depending on whether you're prepared for a surprise
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Always read profiles twice
no matter how hot they look! "And zoom in on pics for any curious bulges/appendages
Oh! "She's" not wearing a strap on | |||
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"I'll start: VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple. Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream Single guy - dreamer wasting his time Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men Athletic - weighs less than 130kg 35 years old - late forties Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter ......" You forgot 5ft 7in is actually 5ft | |||
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"I'll start: VWE - Cock longer than 5.2 inches Unicorn - sought after single bi female who'll play with both partners of a male female couple. Vanilla - pod and seeds generally extracted to flavour ice-cream Single guy - dreamer wasting his time Straight (fab) - meets the ocassional woman but generally prefers men Athletic - weighs less than 130kg 35 years old - late forties Veri - unduly flattering commentary or crude blow by blow account of an encounter ...... You forgot 5ft 7in is actually 5ft " I wouldn't mind being 5ft if I'd a 7in cock | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here "We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more. There's a word for it. Oh yeah, deprived | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived "Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!! And that is shite ! | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite ! "Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !! | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite ! "I wasn't
Reread. I was saying that whilst we might be depraved/kinky, others are deprived/vanilla and don't know what they're missing.
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !! "Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !! | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !! "Yes, which is why I used them as I did | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did "Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
Me too.
As you say, one letter can change everything "Well now I will have you tortured, just give me an interesting fact about something random | |||
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"I've learnt quite a few new things from coming on fab, on and off for a few years..... I never heard or knew what a pearl necklass was Or spitroast Dp Dvp I'm not going to list all the things I didn't know, but fab has been an eye opener to the things I was aware of.... I was MADE to go to church, I was SENT to an all girl school, It was the RIGHT THING to be married and have your first child by the age of 21 !! I first came on fab about 6yrs ago and it has definitely opened my eyes !! The first time I came on I deleted after 25hrs because I thought everyone was depraived lol Meh but I'm still here
We might be depraved but think of all the poor folk who aren't aware of all the above and more.
There's a word for it.
Oh yeah, deprived
Don't wreck my head over my spelling lol
Predicted txt only spells based on my typing skills.!!
And that is shite !
Deprived or Depraved, ffs I'm away to Google to check the spelling !!
Well change one letter and those two words are polar opposites !!
Yes, which is why I used them as I did
Oh your very good
I love learning some thing new.!!
As trivial as two words my seem to some people, I love shit like that !!
Me too.
As you say, one letter can change everything
Well now I will have you tortured, just give me an interesting fact about something random "Well, earlier today I got a notification of scientists finally being able to picture a black hole. The picture attached was the road sign Welcome to Portadown | |||
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"There’s this Asian escort site I stumbled on, my got the acronyms are an eye opener. They call penises and pussys, little brother and little sister. I was like “wut”????" ------------------ ...begs the question ...as to how do they introduce members of their real family?  | |||
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri. " Your not having a great week are you? Hug? | |||
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri. Your not having a great week are you? Hug?" | |||
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"“Won’t meet bi guys “ - ( won’t meet if u’ve got bi in ur profiles or have met TVs). But hang on, I will just delete bi from my profile , meet women but don’t tell them - how the frig will they know ?. Oh yeah and I will meet those couples who have “DEFINATELY NO BI GUYS ! in their profiles - I’ll just keep away from his cock. Cos yeah I’ve met bi couples, gay guys and TVs but if I don’t display the veris or ask to be verified, I can fuck who I want, and if I do fancy a bit of cock, it’s not that hard to get a guy or a tv - although a bi couples I might need a bit of the blarney or just show them my bi couple veri. Your not having a great week are you? Hug? "Im straight straight though so dont get any ideas | |||
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