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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx"  | |||
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" After being 14 hrs at work I have no idea what comment will suit there... Maybe this one? Are we women are really b***tches? 
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" Well said. | |||
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx After being 14 hrs at work I have no idea what comment will suit there... Maybe this one? Are we women are really b***tches?
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx After being 14 hrs at work I have no idea what comment will suit there... Maybe this one? Are we women are really b***tches?
I'm not in good mood today
Well I have been nothing but nice since I joined and am really thinking it's time to be a bitch here "Why? 
Im nice since joined and did not think to be a bitch. Sometimes I wish to have the button ”slap that person" and use it if needed
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx After being 14 hrs at work I have no idea what comment will suit there... Maybe this one? Are we women are really b***tches?
I'm not in good mood today
Well I have been nothing but nice since I joined and am really thinking it's time to be a bitch here
Why?
Im nice since joined and did not think to be a bitch. Sometimes I wish to have the button ”slap that person" and use it if needed
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much "I completely understand you. Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me  | |||
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much
I completely understand you.
Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me "I'm applying the bitch filter | |||
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" Well I have been nothing but nice since I joined and am really thinking it's time to be a bitch here " Dont change for anyone... be true to yourself and who you really are... you will meet those who appreciate you for who you are and it will be so much more enjoyable than pretending to be something you are not and ultimately will not be comfortable maintaining a false persona x | |||
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much
I completely understand you.
Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me
I'm applying the bitch filter "################# I have to apply the bitch filter at work 
Its end of era being nice... 
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" Well I have been nothing but nice since I joined and am really thinking it's time to be a bitch here Dont change for anyone... be true to yourself and who you really are... you will meet those who appreciate you for who you are and it will be so much more enjoyable than pretending to be something you are not and ultimately will not be comfortable maintaining a false persona x "That's been my goal all along through all of my life online and offline. One just has to have a bitch mode here and there for certain circumstances to get through anything these days.. | |||
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much
I completely understand you.
Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me
I'm applying the bitch filter
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I have to apply the bitch filter at work
Its end of era being nice...
Thank you and goodnight "Usually people will call you a bitch for simply being honest. Same people will scream the loudest how they hate someone lying in their face. So be the bitch you want to be - at least you'll not lie to yourself xx Hope tomorrow will get better | |||
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" Well I have been nothing but nice since I joined and am really thinking it's time to be a bitch here Dont change for anyone... be true to yourself and who you really are... you will meet those who appreciate you for who you are and it will be so much more enjoyable than pretending to be something you are not and ultimately will not be comfortable maintaining a false persona x
That's been my goal all along through all of my life online and offline. One just has to have a bitch mode here and there for certain circumstances to get through anything these days.. "Well it has its time and a place i guess... just try associate with the right ppl and limit the need fir bitch mode  | |||
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much
I completely understand you.
Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me
I'm applying the bitch filter
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I have to apply the bitch filter at work
Its end of era being nice...
Thank you and goodnight
Usually people will call you a bitch for simply being honest. Same people will scream the loudest how they hate someone lying in their face. So be the bitch you want to be - at least you'll not lie to yourself xx
Hope tomorrow will get better ". My dear, they already call me bitch on my behind so I have to give them the reason that they will be crying to see me again being nice
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"I've been a bitch and be the first to hold my hand up on that one. Not because I wake up in the morning and decide to be that way, it's just a great filter when it all gets too much
I completely understand you.
Today is the doomsday. Its too much for me
I'm applying the bitch filter
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I have to apply the bitch filter at work
Its end of era being nice...
Thank you and goodnight
Usually people will call you a bitch for simply being honest. Same people will scream the loudest how they hate someone lying in their face. So be the bitch you want to be - at least you'll not lie to yourself xx
Hope tomorrow will get better .
My dear, they already call me bitch on my behind so I have to give them the reason that they will be crying to see me again being nice
I'm exhausted... "X | |||
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 lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
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"Cringiest thing for me is when other guys msg who you meet telling stories, happened several times lol and ones who try cock blocking others on the forums having cheap shots, should be helping your fellow fabbers out in my opinion " About who you meet, who you should or shouldn't meet, about what someone heard about someone else's meet... assumptions, accusations and just pure nonsense. I hear you brother. By the way, was nice bumping into you the other day, I'll not write you a veri in case someone assumes that you've got genital warts from shaking my hand x | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)"That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally.. | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally.."A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating "It sure doesn't happen often! | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!"Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it. | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!
Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it. "They do turn up when you least expect it that is true... oh the memories we make eh! | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!
Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it. "They really do make it worthwhile. I can't imagine my life without some of the friends that I've made here | |||
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"Cringiest thing for me is when other guys msg who you meet telling stories, happened several times lol and ones who try cock blocking others on the forums having cheap shots, should be helping your fellow fabbers out in my opinion About who you meet, who you should or shouldn't meet, about what someone heard about someone else's meet... assumptions, accusations and just pure nonsense. I hear you brother. By the way, was nice bumping into you the other day, I'll not write you a veri in case someone assumes that you've got genital warts from shaking my hand x" I'm like yourself take people at face value not into Chinese whispers don't think fab would exist if we all did, yea was good to see you Saturday always nice to put faces to profiles and a very pretty girl i had a blast, I don't get out much lol | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!
Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it.
They really do make it worthwhile. I can't imagine my life without some of the friends that I've made here "Love how you mentioned friends. Think my fab friends are truly amazing people and most of them are single men.... cringe or what | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!
Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it.
They really do make it worthwhile. I can't imagine my life without some of the friends that I've made here
Love how you mentioned friends. Think my fab friends are truly amazing people and most of them are single men.... cringe or what "Haha men are usually easier to get on with, nothing cringe about that | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! My msgs to guys are usually to take the piss out of their updates lets me know who I can have a bit of banter with
(I'm happy to have a cuppa with anyone who needs verified, if you can be in Belfast around 3ish in the afternoons or 4ish if I'm doing overtime)
That's what it all should be about- a bit of banter that flows naturally..
A rare find but when it happens it's totally captivating
It sure doesn't happen often!
Wouldn't change it for the world. Fab gave me a humongous pile of shit to sort through but the absolute gems that I've found in it are totally worth it.
They really do make it worthwhile. I can't imagine my life without some of the friends that I've made here
Love how you mentioned friends. Think my fab friends are truly amazing people and most of them are single men.... cringe or what
Haha men are usually easier to get on with, nothing cringe about that "I’m A single guy on here. I find it hard to get a reply on here usually. So it’s hard to have a bita banter if ladies don’t reply..and yes I get that you girls get hundreds of messages. Maybe I’m just unlucky and get looked over. I’ve been to s few meet and greets,walked in on my own and if it wasn’t for a handful of good friends I have it’s really hard to get in and meet new friends. I’ve tried to speak to people who are on this thread and got blanked All I want is ladies I get on with fir a bita banter and fun times | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys!" Surely being yourself and looking for profiles whose wants match you is the answer, not pretending to be someone you're not? | |||
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"Missus, what a super thread, well written and made me smile. Steph, from what I know of you, I don't think you could be a bitch Morgan, I like coffee
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" Well done | |||
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"This site can take a lot of patience from both sides basically. In a nutshell!" The trick there is profiles who say "If you are on the site a month* and don't have a meet you must be fake and will get no response." Either way I shall continue on and try to get socially verified. *Ok that may be an exaggeration | |||
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" And I find it better not to message ladies or couples any more. My profile is clear on what I am after, so it's better if people message me, as that already establishes some connection and mutual interest. Have fun all and be good to each other. Positive energy and respect above bitchiness! Agree with the last part but generally somebody needs to make the first move when it comes to messaging. In my case I don't message couples often because I'm mostly outside their filters which I respect. Luckily some couple/woman messages me first for which I'm very thankful. Therefore Socials / M&Gs are probably the best way to connect in this community or via referrals from friends." Referrals? Note to self nake friends on Fab | |||
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"It is simply you ask women she wants fuck she answer yes or no.No need for life story." Why bother asking? Just go and fuck. Obviously she wants fuck | |||
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"Meh... I have the same expectations of either gender (and of myself). If a conversation feels that stilted and awkward there's no point in continuing it is there? A conversation has to flow and evolve for a rapport be established. If you can find nothing more in common with another woman than you both have boobs... Why bother? " That was exactly my point - very rare to find a woman with a bit of banter (not talking about forums) | |||
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"It is simply you ask women she wants fuck she answer yes or no.No need for life story. Why bother asking? Just go and fuck. Obviously she wants fuck " Its polite to ask first but then fuck.When she say yes. | |||
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"It is simply you ask women she wants fuck she answer yes or no.No need for life story. Why bother asking? Just go and fuck. Obviously she wants fuck Its polite to ask first but then fuck.When she say yes." Youre thinking of Sweden or something, in Ireland its polite to fuck first and stop if they say no. | |||
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"It is simply you ask women she wants fuck she answer yes or no.No need for life story. Why bother asking? Just go and fuck. Obviously she wants fuck Its polite to ask first but then fuck.When she say yes. Youre thinking of Sweden or something, in Ireland its polite to fuck first and stop if they say no." I like that they on market right away. | |||
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" I like that they on market right away." Yeah I like that they on my market right away too, i love that them on my garage door more. | |||
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" I like that they on market right away. Yeah I like that they on my market right away too, i love that them on my garage door more. " I no got garage. | |||
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" I like that they on market right away. Yeah I like that they on my market right away too, i love that them on my garage door more. I no got garage." Even better. Everything just out in the open then | |||
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 haha just a single guy who knows he’s nothing special but would love the opportunity to stand out from the crowd for some good fun once in a while | |||
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"So so true Missus, the single men have a tough time here. They have to wear different hats to meet everyones wants. Reading profiles helps to highlight which hat to wear & not everyone reads the profiles. Read the profiles guys! Surely being yourself and looking for profiles whose wants match you is the answer, not pretending to be someone you're not? " I don't mean pretend to be someone else for different people, maybe that was poorly worded. I meant approach people in a way that they like to be approached. You can tell from a profile, the type of person they are, so word the message in a way that appeals. I think its clear from mine & probably a lot of others, that 'meet now' is not going to be well received. | |||
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" | |||
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"Meh... I have the same expectations of either gender (and of myself). If a conversation feels that stilted and awkward there's no point in continuing it is there? A conversation has to flow and evolve for a rapport be established. If you can find nothing more in common with another woman than you both have boobs... Why bother? That was exactly my point - very rare to find a woman with a bit of banter (not talking about forums) " The art of good conversation is a dying one. I get most of my meets not because of my lovely ass even though it's alright. It's because I have a engaging personality. I know how to draw someone in and hold their interest. Messages with most people get tedious as fuck very quickly. You get more craic responding to a work email then some of the messages you get here. I prefer to talk to a handful of people here and put the effort in rather than engage in one line boring as fuck messages with a load of randomers. | |||
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"Jasus this is one of the most accurate things I’ve seen in a while. I know a lot of us men think we are gods gift and gig should just drop to your knees any time we are horny. However there’s a good portion of us in here who just want the sane as you, good fun when suits. Yet it’s near impossible to get a reply as a single guy on here. If women & couples applied a few less filters then there’d actually be a bit more fun all round. Ya there’s going to be a creep every so often who thinks he can do what he wants when he wants, but let’s face it, people like that are not going to pay any attention to your many filters as they think they have a good given right to fuck you regardless. Rant over haha just a single guy who knows he’s nothing special but would love the opportunity to stand out from the crowd for some good fun once in a while "snap out of it man we are all unique, some like us some don't plenty do it's a big big world, ps I'm that creep you mentioned btw | |||
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" Amen
Over the years i met only very few girls who were opposite from what youve said.
Us Men, we are silly enough to chase those demands like dogs.
I decided to pull of and just wait for the moment, good timming and thr right person.
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" . Wow I really enjoyed that read and it’s very true you do have men and women of to a T;-) | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message " Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
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"Looking some advice If I send a message something along the lines of.. Hi there, would love to have a chat and hopefully arrange a meet. Give me a shout back if you'd be up for it x Is this too short/boring/generic? It's often difficult to write a message when women have very little on their profiles to go on. Also don't want to be too forward/crude because I would genuinely like to have a conversation with a woman before getting down to anything physical. All suggestions or criticism welcome "Have got messages like that and have answered them. | |||
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"Looking some advice If I send a message something along the lines of.. Hi there, would love to have a chat and hopefully arrange a meet. Give me a shout back if you'd be up for it x Is this too short/boring/generic? It's often difficult to write a message when women have very little on their profiles to go on. Also don't want to be too forward/crude because I would genuinely like to have a conversation with a woman before getting down to anything physical. All suggestions or criticism welcome "Why would you like to have a chat or possibly arrange a meet. What attracyed you to their profile what made you message? Adding that to the message might help get some responses, shows its not just a copy and paste job..... You have great tits is not a reason I would recommend using though | |||
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"Looking some advice If I send a message something along the lines of.. Hi there, would love to have a chat and hopefully arrange a meet. Give me a shout back if you'd be up for it x Is this too short/boring/generic? It's often difficult to write a message when women have very little on their profiles to go on. Also don't want to be too forward/crude because I would genuinely like to have a conversation with a woman before getting down to anything physical. All suggestions or criticism welcome "One of the messages that I delete no matter who sent it as pretty much 65% of new people who ever contact me write me that exact thing. Gets boring after a while. Unfortunately | |||
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx" Do you always post thoughts ??
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
"I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply? I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive. But that’s only my opinion. I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass " | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass "Basically what you're saying is that you're upset as you expressed your interest, but I happened to be completely disinterested and you expected at least an apology or explanation because that's what decent humans with good personality do. Correct me if I'm wrong. Also as I said above - I don't demand anyone to do anything. We all play by our own rules here and are here to suit ourselves. If anyone doesn't want to share their face with me - I honestly don't mind. You, my friend on other hand - seem to be upset. Ah well, can't please them all. I'll much rather be one person's shot of whiskey than everybody's cup of tea. Peace | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass
Basically what you're saying is that you're upset as you expressed your interest, but I happened to be completely disinterested and you expected at least an apology or explanation because that's what decent humans with good personality do. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Also as I said above - I don't demand anyone to do anything. We all play by our own rules here and are here to suit ourselves. If anyone doesn't want to share their face with me - I honestly don't mind. You, my friend on other hand - seem to be upset. Ah well, can't please them all.
I'll much rather be one person's shot of whiskey than everybody's cup of tea. Peace "No your getting things wrong here. I didn’t say I was interested. I said I spoke to you and you blanked me. ASI spoke to a lot of ladies and gents that Nyt who had the manners to say hi back As I said above it takes a decent personality to keep me interested not just someone who thinks they’re better than others Manners cost nothing my friend And again. If you don’t demand anything. Then why have a demsnding first line on your profile? Or am I missing something there in the definition of a demand?? | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass
"Man for you youve said it all for me... Pmsl Ps remember mines a stroganoff  | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass
Man for you youve said it all for me...
Pmsl
Ps remember mines a stroganoff "Wendy I’d love to do anything for u. Alas I can’t message U xx | |||
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"You yourself have a demand on the first line of your profile tho misses You ask for a face pic or instant delete in first message Thanks for pointing it out - I wouldn't have noticed
To all fairness - I'm not asking anyone to message me in a first place and have my own face up in public often enough so your argument is invalid
I’m not arguing so therefore it’s not invalid. I was making a statement. There’s a difference
Above it was mentioned that ladies make men jump through hoops. Is that not what your kinda doing with the demand of a face pic to warrant a reply?
I’ve spoken to you st a meet and greet only to get blanked. So in fairness you should maybe practise what your saying here
You may have a great figure.. but it helps to have a personality or the person in my opinion becomes very unattractive.
But that’s only my opinion.
I’d not wanna be branded as someone who argues
But not will I jump through hoops to get into some woman’s good books who’s up their own ass
Man for you youve said it all for me...
Pmsl
Ps remember mines a stroganoff
Wendy I’d love to do anything for u. Alas I can’t message U xx"Tsk! You're not asking the right questions
Is that a stroganoff with/without gherkins?
Jeez guys, don't you know that the woman's taste buds have to be happy before she's letting you get below her fully satisfied tummy
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"So I was just brainstorming a while ago and came up with this... It all started with a cringe of the day... You can sort all the cringiest people into two groups: God's gifts - usually single men (secretly married), over 50, who strongly believe that socials are a waste of time and if you class yourself as a swinger, all that should matter to you is that one has got functioning genitals. And newbies - some mate told him about the magical land of free sex where everyone is always horny. So naturally I decided to share some of those cringes with the world... Some golden lines included: "Need to drain my balls. Meet me now" "Book a hotel, tell me your room number and be on all fours your ass facing the door, I'll come in and fuck you" "My wife is asleep upstairs, if you want to come over, we'll have to fuck in the kitchen very quietly" "You is beautiful I want fuck" And so on.. But one of the best ones that actually got me in trouble was: "I'm a dom in your area, I will dominate you in my lorry cabin. Meet me now" Message itself was hilarious enough, but what followed after was priceless... I post it as a cringe of the day and receive a tonne of responses saying "I love a lady Domme and you're driving a lorry too - you're the woman of my dreams. Just tell me where and when do we meet". Weeks after posting the status I still received an occasional question "are you still driving a lorry? Will you be in my area any time soon?" I gave up. Anyhow... back to that magical first message. I genuinely feel for single men. Us women and couples make them jump through hoops and loops, swim across six rivers, climb two mountains and include a secret password just to make sure they're familiar with all our wants and needs, needless to say - attach a clear, attractive, recent, unfiltered, close up face and body photo, no penis, yes penis, from the front, from behind, hands up, hold up four fingers, stand on one leg while juggling six oranges. Make sure your message isn't too long, too short, too boring, too forward, too positive, too negative, too sleazy and so on and on. While at the same time- us women are the boring ones. It's all us! 90% of all my own interactions with women have went like: "Hi" "Hi" "How are you" "Good, you?" "Good. You're beautiful" "Thank you, you too" "Thank you, I love your tits, I wish mine were like yours" "Thank you, but what you have is perfect" "Aw thank you, but wish they were bigger" "You're perfect as you are, no need to change" "Thanks, but i still wish I had tits like yours" ... ... ... "Hi, how are you" And so on and on and on... until you stop replying in fear of being bored to death. If that's what you guys have to deal with- I salute your efforts. And envy your patience. As much of a pain in the ass you are - you are what makes the fab great as without you there would just be a bunch of profiles not really talking to each other. Just like Jim Jefferies said: To be a stud you need to be ritch, good looking, toned, charming, charismatic and confident. To be a slut - you just have to be there. Thank you for all your attention and have a fab day xx "Bravo | |||
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