FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just read a great phrase on another thread, which was about a married guy masquerading as single, which is not good but I digress.... Anyway the phrase, which I am going to use at every opportunity was, “he played her like a cheap guitar”.

Anyone else have useful phrases to add to the vernacular?

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Slap her thigh and ride the wave in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap her thigh and ride the wave in

I should be appalled that’s that’s too funny

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

Suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Good sucking skills. Lol

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"That fella is able to lick like Lassie"

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By *J StathamMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Like parking a train in a Tesco parking bay.

(tight vagina with large penis)

Like throwing a toothpick in a volcano

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

(Wide vagina)

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By *oywonder69Man
over a year ago

cavan

Spitting in to the Grand canyon

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick matches in her shit

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I would"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick matches in her shit

I don’t understand this, like why?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

One of the funniest ones I ever read was on the Lounge last year or the year before... Really stuck in my mind lol

I'm not saying she smelled bad, but seagulls follow her home.

Priceless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the funniest ones I ever read was on the Lounge last year or the year before... Really stuck in my mind lol

I'm not saying she smelled bad, but seagulls follow her home.

Priceless!!

Very good one never heard that one

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"One of the funniest ones I ever read was on the Lounge last year or the year before... Really stuck in my mind lol

I'm not saying she smelled bad, but seagulls follow her home.

Priceless!!

Very good one never heard that one

Made me think of a trawler coming into port

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I heard a fella say he would eat a pound of her shite to get the ride of her

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick matches in her shit

I don’t understand this, like why?

Is based on a woman being so gorgeous and hot that a man would do anything just to get near her.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Couldn't get a ride in a whorehouse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rode her like a Grand National winner , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the funniest ones I ever read was on the Lounge last year or the year before... Really stuck in my mind lol

I'm not saying she smelled bad, but seagulls follow her home.

Priceless!!

Very good one never heard that one

I heard she could knock a vulture off an offal cart at 50 paces !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But she could suck the chrome off a towhitch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the funniest ones I ever read was on the Lounge last year or the year before... Really stuck in my mind lol

I'm not saying she smelled bad, but seagulls follow her home.

Priceless!!

Very good one never heard that one

Made me think of a trawler coming into port

As in zee Seagulls following zee trawler wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pricks in her than a second hand dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She could suck start a leaf blower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was so fat I had to dust her with talcum powder and say; “Fart ‘n’ give us a clue

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

"She was so fat I had to dust her with talcum powder and say; “Fart ‘n’ give us a clue"

Shouldn't have enjoyed that one as much as i did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

She's had more cocks than John Wayne's pistol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's had more cocks than John Wayne's pistol."

lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Ewe Dressed Up As A Lamb ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd crack walnuts on her ass

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