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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The ladies can have their Clique...

Come join the Boyzone...

No ladies allowed..

We decide what ladies get to meet us....

No age limits....

No fee...

If ya got a cock big, small, girthy or a Micky D's chip then your in...

I lost ye all at Boyzone didnt I

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

No, lost me at no ladies allowed. Sorry bud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, lost me at no ladies allowed. Sorry bud. "

At least you got past the Boyzone o

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Boyzone at least could have gone with something a bit better...Boys 2 Men now that's a group

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boyzone at least could have gone with something a bit better...Boys 2 Men now that's a group "

Its not the actual name....get outta here with your lady parts and stop trying to currupt us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we decide which ladies? Questionaire? Race? By fabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we decide which ladies? Questionaire? Race? By fabs?"
if they answer messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do we decide which ladies? Questionaire? Race? By fabs?if they answer messages "

Strictly clit size....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everybody. You may know me as MsB but all this time I’ve simply been masquerading as a female. I’m so relieved to finally have a safe space to be my true self. My name is... Tina, I mean Tim and I’ve got a sky remote sized cock, can make the ladies squirt with the lightest touch and am an all night repeater. Where do I sign up to find all the goss on those pesky women? dammit, I mean also grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we decide which ladies? Questionaire? Race? By fabs?if they answer messages

Strictly clit size....

"

once their clit isn't as big as a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. You may know me as MsB but all this time I’ve simply been masquerading as a female. I’m so relieved to finally have a safe space to be my true self. My name is... Tina, I mean Tim and I’ve got a sky remote sized cock, can make the ladies squirt with the lightest touch and am an all night repeater. Where do I sign up to find all the goss on those pesky women? dammit, I mean also grrrr!"

Ah balls I was just about to send a wanna fuck now mail to you tim...

Lucky escape for us both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. You may know me as MsB but all this time I’ve simply been masquerading as a female. I’m so relieved to finally have a safe space to be my true self. My name is... Tina, I mean Tim and I’ve got a sky remote sized cock, can make the ladies squirt with the lightest touch and am an all night repeater. Where do I sign up to find all the goss on those pesky women? dammit, I mean also grrrr!

Ah balls I was just about to send a wanna fuck now mail to you tim...

Lucky escape for us both"

Goddammit, shlong!! I mean you could still send the mail like, I feel I might be fab straight on occasion

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The thread title was intriguing but the op post smashed my fantasy immediately.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies can have their Clique...

Come join the Boyzone...

No ladies allowed..

We decide what ladies get to meet us....

No age limits....

No fee...

If ya got a cock big, small, girthy or a Micky D's chip then your in...

I lost ye all at Boyzone didnt I"

,no matter tell you no matter they say (ye sang that in roan keatings tone lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do we decide which ladies? Questionaire? Race? By fabs?if they answer messages

Strictly clit size....

once their clit isn't as big as a cock "

This is a safe space its ok for hers to be bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. You may know me as MsB but all this time I’ve simply been masquerading as a female. I’m so relieved to finally have a safe space to be my true self. My name is... Tina, I mean Tim and I’ve got a sky remote sized cock, can make the ladies squirt with the lightest touch and am an all night repeater. Where do I sign up to find all the goss on those pesky women? dammit, I mean also grrrr!

Ah balls I was just about to send a wanna fuck now mail to you tim...

Lucky escape for us both

Goddammit, shlong!! I mean you could still send the mail like, I feel I might be fab straight on occasion "

Tim please review the rules no fucking other members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ladies can have their Clique...

Come join the Boyzone...

No ladies allowed..

We decide what ladies get to meet us....

No age limits....

No fee...

If ya got a cock big, small, girthy or a Micky D's chip then your in...

I lost ye all at Boyzone didnt I"

Get out of my garden!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread title was intriguing but the op post smashed my fantasy immediately. "

I am always here to ruin your fantasies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing.... "

Your ment to wait till we leave.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies can have their Clique...

Come join the Boyzone...

No ladies allowed..

We decide what ladies get to meet us....

No age limits....

No fee...

If ya got a cock big, small, girthy or a Micky D's chip then your in...

I lost ye all at Boyzone didnt I,no matter tell you no matter they say (ye sang that in roan keatings tone lol) "

The ronan masks are in the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The ladies can have their Clique...

Come join the Boyzone...

No ladies allowed..

We decide what ladies get to meet us....

No age limits....

No fee...

If ya got a cock big, small, girthy or a Micky D's chip then your in...

I lost ye all at Boyzone didnt I

Get out of my garden! "

Nope

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The thread title was intriguing but the op post smashed my fantasy immediately.

I am always here to ruin your fantasies "

You're too kind.... but actually you gave me an idea, I've several outhouses I could keep some men in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Tim please review the rules no fucking other members"

Doesn’t say anything about a little oral or handsy action - touché

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing....

Your ment to wait till we leave....."

The bingo is on in half an hour and I'm wearing my lucky bloomers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread title was intriguing but the op post smashed my fantasy immediately.

I am always here to ruin your fantasies

You're too kind.... but actually you gave me an idea, I've several outhouses I could keep some men in... "

Slightly against the spirit of wjat I had in mind but you do you DH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Tim please review the rules no fucking other members

Doesn’t say anything about a little oral or handsy action - touché "

Should have known you'd check the fine print

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing....

Your ment to wait till we leave.....

The bingo is on in half an hour and I'm wearing my lucky bloomers. "

Right out the washing down I need a PA this is too much work for one man

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing....

Your ment to wait till we leave.....

The bingo is on in half an hour and I'm wearing my lucky bloomers.

Right out the washing down I need a PA this is too much work for one man"

It's a Girl Friday you need

Oh look.... It's Friday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't mind me... I'm just here to empty the bin and collect the cups for washing....

Your ment to wait till we leave.....

The bingo is on in half an hour and I'm wearing my lucky bloomers.

Right out the washing down I need a PA this is too much work for one man

It's a Girl Friday you need

Oh look.... It's Friday!! "

Who's girl Friday though?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in! "

Fuck it.... naming rights go to Timbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in! "

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be food and beer and and and football?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football? "

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too "

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that "

Ahem... havent you been asked to keep a minimum of 200ft from the shed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads "

This is a judgement free zone steph... also foof free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads

This is a judgement free zone steph... also foof free "

I'm non binary does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads

This is a judgement free zone steph... also foof free "

Anyhow I'm here for diy tips I'm giving up sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that

Ahem... havent you been asked to keep a minimum of 200ft from the shed..."

Pffff, I just consider that a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that

Ahem... havent you been asked to keep a minimum of 200ft from the shed...

Pffff, I just consider that a challenge "

Is that Fab 200ft ? Cause let's be realistic that's actually about 4ft away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that

Ahem... havent you been asked to keep a minimum of 200ft from the shed...

Pffff, I just consider that a challenge

Is that Fab 200ft ? Cause let's be realistic that's actually about 4ft away "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads

This is a judgement free zone steph... also foof free

Anyhow I'm here for diy tips I'm giving up sex "

Have ya seen the state of us? I'd say rover of DH for you DIY.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In (the best comedy ever) MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Al Bundy set up "The No Mam Club"

...and they got up to all sorts of

cool & crazy mad shit each week

..Change the name and I'm in!

But then you’d be obliged to say no to the ladies and well, I’m not sure you lads can afford to do that

Ahem... havent you been asked to keep a minimum of 200ft from the shed...

Pffff, I just consider that a challenge

Is that Fab 200ft ? Cause let's be realistic that's actually about 4ft away

"

Anything over a ft and we are clear of the dangerzone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be food and beer and and and football?

Yes my friend there will be but we are an inclusive organisation so if Wine and the soaps are your thing we can do that too

Wine and soaps maybe a step too far lads

This is a judgement free zone steph... also foof free

Anyhow I'm here for diy tips I'm giving up sex

Have ya seen the state of us? I'd say rover of DH for you DIY....."

Good point

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

How about wine and watching rugby?!?

Does that make me bi?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about wine and watching rugby?!?

Does that make me bi?!? "

Union yes league no

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