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By *apid OP Man
over a year ago

westmeath

Looking to be used by a couple very open minded guy will try and do anything once

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

How are ye at housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will u put out the bins?

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

I suppose ironing is out of the question?

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By *apid OP Man
over a year ago

westmeath

Ill try anything lol

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By *apid OP Man
over a year ago

westmeath

mullingar in a hour anyone need help

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help"

Everyone in Mullingar needs help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Everyone in Mullingar needs help

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help"

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will u put out the bins? "

Sure I will do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Everyone in Mullingar needs help

Here we have the greatest comment of all time in the fab forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be one of the funniest posts I’ve read on FAB..... no harm OP but I think it’s YOU who needs help and quite a lot of it as you’ve left yourself wide open to piss take of the year

haha

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Everyone in Mullingar needs help

Could get annoyed if it wasn't so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is really going well for you OP,isn't It?

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Everyone in Mullingar needs help

Pmsl"

Yoser ya fucker, you should have to pay the cost of cleaning my shirt seen as your comment made me cough up my coffee all over it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever in Belfast? Could do with an extra hand by doing up the back garden for the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever in Belfast? Could do with an extra hand by doing up the back garden for the summer

And when he’s finished with you he can come and do some with my garden too..... it’s starting to get in my goat

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

"Ever in Belfast? Could do with an extra hand by doing up the back garden for the summer

And when he’s finished with you he can come and do some with my garden too..... it’s starting to get in my goat

Goats, dogs, 3 cats, you'll get us all barred!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a couple as requested by OP , but....have a couple of stuff that could be done around and that i am not in the mood for on my days off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

I would happily sort out the pussy in your garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You any good a checking valve clearance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!"

From what ? Tea drinkers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great comebacks just cannot be repeated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!"

I dont drink coffee but my friends do, so I use the leftovers once a week for all my plants indoor and outdoor. My roses are super healthy

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By *3earMan
over a year ago

Dublin

God bless anyone who puts themselves out there on the forum ...its just constant piss taking funny stuff but has anyone ever actually found what there asking about?

I would imagine women or couples have but single men ? Has anything ever actually come out of it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God bless anyone who puts themselves out there on the forum ...its just constant piss taking funny stuff but has anyone ever actually found what there asking about?

I would imagine women or couples have but single men ? Has anything ever actually come out of it ?

Yup. Twice!

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By *3earMan
over a year ago

Dublin

In how many attempts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!

I dont drink coffee but my friends do, so I use the leftovers once a week for all my plants indoor and outdoor. My roses are super healthy

And it makes no difference? You sure you don’t have tigers next door then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!

I dont drink coffee but my friends do, so I use the leftovers once a week for all my plants indoor and outdoor. My roses are super healthy

And it makes no difference? You sure you don’t have tigers next door then?

Well, if you count the neighbours whom want to jump into my bed, so yeah there are few tigers in my estate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In how many attempts ?

....numerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mullingar in a hour anyone need help

Well, Im not in Mullingar but need help. No hurt methods allowed as its regarding my neighbours' 3 cats they will ruin my veggie garden soon

I have citrus peelers around now, and ordered essential oils to spray it in the garden.

Anything else?

Get a dog

Oh, maybe I should hire you? Will you bark at the cats in my garden?

If the reward is good enough then yes

Noted with thanks

In the meantime, I would also suggest spreading some coffee grounds around the veg - it’s also meant to act as a deterrent!

I dont drink coffee but my friends do, so I use the leftovers once a week for all my plants indoor and outdoor. My roses are super healthy

And it makes no difference? You sure you don’t have tigers next door then?

Well, if you count the neighbours whom want to jump into my bed, so yeah there are few tigers in my estate

I’ll be the lion so

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

"Looking to be used by a couple very open minded guy will try and do anything once "

mullingar in a hour anyone need help(QUOTE)

And the award for the best foot in mouth goes to OP

ps.. There is plenty of old folks in Mullingar that would love help around the house or garden as you are near to them.

Congrats on offering to help the good people of Mullingar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been trying to find a lady on here near me for so long I have given up.someone who would like a submissive TV domestic cleaning maid a few hours a week in Belfast.

Nothing

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