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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!"

Only scumbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... I’ve seen it men using the urinal and strutting out the door as if it didn’t happen..it’s not great.. it’s actually so unhygienic and shouldn’t happen

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Maybe they have mastered the art of pissing without touching their cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they have mastered the art of pissing without touching their cocks."

Would it not turn into an unwieldy hose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick!"
Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick!"

I have been told by 1 specific person that it’s ok because he didn’t splash on his hands.. I kid you not.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Maybe they have mastered the art of pissing without touching their cocks."

Then you encounter the problem of the last inches swishing around the toilet cakes.....well I do anyways....

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

I take it you not into watersports then mrs B

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

I worked with a man years ago who washed his hands before pissing and not after. He must have had a golden flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worked with a man years ago who washed his hands before pissing and not after. He must have had a golden flute"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it you not into watersports then mrs B "

I don’t know much about water sports but am fairly certain pissy hands don’t count!!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Maybe they have mastered the art of pissing without touching their cocks.

Then you encounter the problem of the last inches swishing around the toilet cakes.....well I do anyways...."

Yeah me too, I have to use my hands to sling it back over my shoulder.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Maybe they have mastered the art of pissing without touching their cocks.

Then you encounter the problem of the last inches swishing around the toilet cakes.....well I do anyways....

Yeah me too, I have to use my hands to sling it back over my shoulder."

It's a cross we must bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should wash before and after.

I'm sure ladies don't either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should wash before and after.

I'm sure ladies don't either."

That makes sense to be fair.

I can’t recall seeing a woman leave without washing her hands though I’m sure it happens too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!"

Exactly why I always use whatever I think is the most untouched part of the door handle on exiting public restrooms! Lads in builders merchants or on sites are the worst for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should wash before and after.

I'm sure ladies don't either."

Some sites in the uk provide men with plastic tubes to hold their manhood with because tbey should be washing their hands first and don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick!

I have been told by 1 specific person that it’s ok because he didn’t splash on his hands.. I kid you not. "

Ah stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick!

I have been told by 1 specific person that it’s ok because he didn’t splash on his hands.. I kid you not.

Ah stop "

I bloody will not

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

While I find this revolting it's far more shocking for both doctors and nurses in our health system who seem very lax in following basic hand hygiene around sick people and in operating theatres hence our MRSA problem. I had an operation on my knee in a high tech hospital a couple if years ago and was amazed to see the theatre staff swiping away on their filthy phones in the theatre. Likewise nurses typing details into a filthy non medical grade normal keyboard before changing patients dressings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its one of those things thats best not to think about.....like the water in a jacuzi.......

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"I worked with a man years ago who washed his hands before pissing and not after. He must have had a golden flute"

Can't say I blame him, I'm sure he handled a lot more filth before he touched his own cock !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its one of those things thats best not to think about.....like the water in a jacuzi......."

Other thing not to think about:

Bowls of food at a party (anyone for worms?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is absolutely true, we have shared toilets at work and if I am in cubicle, I hear quite a few of the male co-workers exit the cubicle and bypass the sinks on their way to the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and for the record, I have often seen females do exactly the same in shopping centres and other public toilet facilities.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

What about those fish pedicures, my stomach is turning just thinking about it.

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough


"While I find this revolting it's far more shocking for both doctors and nurses in our health system who seem very lax in following basic hand hygiene around sick people and in operating theatres hence our MRSA problem. I had an operation on my knee in a high tech hospital a couple if years ago and was amazed to see the theatre staff swiping away on their filthy phones in the theatre. Likewise nurses typing details into a filthy non medical grade normal keyboard before changing patients dressings."

Completely agree with this. Some of the most unhygienic people I have ever encountered have been healthcare professionals I worked with strolling out of a toilet cubicle without washing their hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being honest I always thought using hand santiser was a bit OTT but I’m going to invest heavily now!!

Whatever about people not caring about being gross and touching other people with their pee-pee/germy hands presumably at some point those hands touch their own mouths or food?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While I find this revolting it's far more shocking for both doctors and nurses in our health system who seem very lax in following basic hand hygiene around sick people and in operating theatres hence our MRSA problem. I had an operation on my knee in a high tech hospital a couple if years ago and was amazed to see the theatre staff swiping away on their filthy phones in the theatre. Likewise nurses typing details into a filthy non medical grade normal keyboard before changing patients dressings."

Agreed, have frequently seen hospital staff go from one patient to the next without ever washing hands or wearing gloves.

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By *usketeerMan
over a year ago

Kerry

I personally wash my hands before and after, I would not touch my ** after having touched the bar, the chair, the table, money, ATM, noooo way. Washing them before means you respect yourself, washing them after means you respect the others.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A barrister once told me that your own urine is excellent for sanitising your own skin and building up your own immune system. I smiled and nodded and dodged the handshake upon leaving. Don't ask how the subject came up... I've no idea!! We were discussing probate at the time

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Food for thought guys, I remember looking at a programme a couple of years back where where both the toilet and the sink in a public restroom were tested for bacteria.

Guess which was dirtiest

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"A barrister once told me that your own urine is excellent for sanitising your own skin and building up your own immune system. I smiled and nodded and dodged the handshake upon leaving. Don't ask how the subject came up... I've no idea!! We were discussing probate at the time "

Its true, it has urea in it, people pay to have urea bottled in the most expensive shower gels you can buy.

Urine is sterile, people used to wash clothes in it as it has a lower freezing point and the clothes wouldnt freeze on the lines in icy areas. Its great for your skin and generally its perfectly fine.

The germs come from touching your penis, not urine. Your penis is in a hot/balmy/moist area so prone to bacteria growth.

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I have seen both men and women do this and with regards to the builders comment above I disagree totally, there hands are so dirty from physical work most of them wash at toilet break times. It’s down to people and the pride they take in themselves whether they wash there hands or not! Not a gender or profession issue!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Dont put your hand on the willy.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I wash my penis with mouth wash anyway so its very clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots don't wash there hands I see it every day, like an earlier post I hate exiting a public toilet after washing my hands when I have seen a couple of guys walk straight out pulling the door handle without washing.....pulling my sleeve over my hand to grab a door handle, even worse when your out somewhere for food and you have gone to the loo to wash your hands before you eat, you'd be more worried what you'd come out with on you hands than what you go in with before you tuck into your chicken wings

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Quick question. If a man held his willy having a piss and walked out without washing his hand, what can happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then again, there's the argument that "too much hygiene" leads to immune system weakness and has contributed to the rapid rise in allergies and asthma....

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Quick question. If a man held his willy having a piss and walked out without washing his hand, what can happen?"
anything is possible....world war III, plague of locusts, competent accountable Irish politicians, win the lottery....and on and on and on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick question. If a man held his willy having a piss and walked out without washing his hand, what can happen? anything is possible....world war III, plague of locusts, competent accountable Irish politicians, win the lottery....and on and on and on...."

Brexit even!

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Quick question. If a man held his willy having a piss and walked out without washing his hand, what can happen? anything is possible....world war III, plague of locusts, competent accountable Irish politicians, win the lottery....and on and on and on....

Brexit even! "
I wouldn't go that far....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dub and a culchie were in the bathroom taking a piss. The culchie finishes and heads to the door without washing his hands. The dub in his posh accent says 'when I was a child my mother taught me to wash my hands after going to the toilet 'the culchie replied 'when I was a child my mother taught me not to piss on my hands '!!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"A dub and a culchie were in the bathroom taking a piss. The culchie finishes and heads to the door without washing his hands. The dub in his posh accent says 'when I was a child my mother taught me to wash my hands after going to the toilet 'the culchie replied 'when I was a child my mother taught me not to piss on my hands '!! "

I call bullshit, they have to make the whole wall a toilet and culchies still miss it and piss all over the floor.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo


"A dub and a culchie were in the bathroom taking a piss. The culchie finishes and heads to the door without washing his hands. The dub in his posh accent says 'when I was a child my mother taught me to wash my hands after going to the toilet 'the culchie replied 'when I was a child my mother taught me not to piss on my hands '!!

I call bullshit, they have to make the whole wall a toilet and culchies still miss it and piss all over the floor."

That only happens when we go to Dublin for our annual day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!"

I'm afraid so! I've seen it lot's of times. It's disgusting but true!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I actually have never given it a second thought when shaking someone's had to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my hands before I go & after.. god knows what you pick up touching things...

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

I dont piss on my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont piss on my hands"

That's because you're a classy kind of guy Pete

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I wash before and after,

I also try use an elbow or sleeve cuff to open the door on way in/out,,,why?

Because some dirty cnuts have a tendency to piss everywhere bar the urinal or into the toilet bowl. Seat up? You're having a laugh its there as a challenge to some fookers to see just how wet they can get it.

Be under no illusions gents public toilets are disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wash before and after,

I also try use an elbow or sleeve cuff to open the door on way in/out,,,why?

Because some dirty cnuts have a tendency to piss everywhere bar the urinal or into the toilet bowl. Seat up? You're having a laugh its there as a challenge to some fookers to see just how wet they can get it.

Be under no illusions gents public toilets are disgusting "

There's an Instagram dedicated to public toilets now and reviews them, spotted it today think it's a great idea because some places are so dire you'd risk kidney damage not to use them

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I wash before and after,

I also try use an elbow or sleeve cuff to open the door on way in/out,,,why?

Because some dirty cnuts have a tendency to piss everywhere bar the urinal or into the toilet bowl. Seat up? You're having a laugh its there as a challenge to some fookers to see just how wet they can get it.

Be under no illusions gents public toilets are disgusting

There's an Instagram dedicated to public toilets now and reviews them, spotted it today think it's a great idea because some places are so dire you'd risk kidney damage not to use them"
perfect places for a quick shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate public toilets, always rancid. Do people piss on the seat and floor at home and just leave it?? As for no hand washing, far too many!! Disgusting animals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!"
well if your going to give someone the respect they deserve they should grab them with both hands AFTER they wash them, never thought of that

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By *usketeerMan
over a year ago

Kerry


"I wash before and after,

I also try use an elbow or sleeve cuff to open the door on way in/out,,,why?

Because some dirty cnuts have a tendency to piss everywhere bar the urinal or into the toilet bowl. Seat up? You're having a laugh its there as a challenge to some fookers to see just how wet they can get it.

Be under no illusions gents public toilets are disgusting "

Hahahha same here, I look like a weirdo pulling the doors with the elbow and pushing with my leg ...

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford

You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol "

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!!

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! "
Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol "

That's exactly what I'm thinking... short of getting a piece of toilet paper and using it to open the door... a barrier from the germs!

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol

That's exactly what I'm thinking... short of getting a piece of toilet paper and using it to open the door... a barrier from the germs!"
yes lol but I still wash my hands and still don't think of the door at that time lol, its only after I think of it

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol

That's exactly what I'm thinking... short of getting a piece of toilet paper and using it to open the door... a barrier from the germs! yes lol but I still wash my hands and still don't think of the door at that time lol, its only after I think of it "

Oh believe me i always think of it... cringe!!

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol

That's exactly what I'm thinking... short of getting a piece of toilet paper and using it to open the door... a barrier from the germs! yes lol but I still wash my hands and still don't think of the door at that time lol, its only after I think of it

Oh believe me i always think of it... cringe!! "
Lol but we still keep doing it, get rid of them doors complety I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick!"

Primary reason keyboards pass on more germs than toilets, as toilets get cleaned regularly, keyboards well enough said as he gets out the wipes ??

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Its why they used to make the door plate you push on toilet doors copper. Bacteria cant grow on copper.

Copper costs too much now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wash your hands and still put your hands on the door to open it to leave the toilet which so many people havnt washed their hands.i think we need to invest in an automatic door lol

Yes totally... always think the same when leaving the toilet and go to open the door... handles must be rank!! Of course the ones who didn't wash their hands touched the door too lol "

Yep, or like airports, no doors, just a couple extra turns.

I think back to my college days and put hand cleaner on the door hands, forces everyone to wash their hands as they need to wash off the soap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its why they used to make the door plate you push on toilet doors copper. Bacteria cant grow on copper.

Copper costs too much now."

If it's a push door I use my forearm instinctively.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Its why they used to make the door plate you push on toilet doors copper. Bacteria cant grow on copper.

Copper costs too much now.

If it's a push door I use my forearm instinctively."

A lot of them will have a metal plate across the bottom of the door so you can kick it open. I kick them open.

Its not really a kick though, you kind of just walk into it, put you heel down near it then step down on the door, and the door swings open.

I beleive once you are in the toilet the door will always open inward, this is fire and safety. So nothing can fall and block the door, locking you in. You will pull it open so can move anything out of the way blocking it to do so.

Anyway up in Dundrum they didnt even put a door on the toilets, they just put a hallway with some turns in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all doors in public toilets should have automatic doors.

Most times I de either open the door with a jumper sleeve pulled down to cover my washed hands or wait till someone was leaving to exit without touching the handle door of a toilet

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"So a lad just recently informed me that a large percentage of men exit toilets without washing their hands , please tell me this isn’t true? Please! I shake hands with loads of men in work, I’m traumatised!"

Guy i work with gave 5 mins coughing into his hands last week....then shook the new guys hand later on...get some hand sanitizer and use it...a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more germs on money and our phones than there is on our lady and man bits

Just saying

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Its why they used to make the door plate you push on toilet doors copper. Bacteria cant grow on copper.

Copper costs too much now."

Brass not copper brother rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are more germs on money and our phones than there is on our lady and man bits

Just saying

"

indeed our bits get washed a lot more and for most their probably cleaner than our hands unless their being handled regularly

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My mickey is so pristine that I wash my hands before I touch it.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Thought this was the "Dirty Laundry" thread

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