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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I'm sure most of us a one time or another have picked up a full blown injury or even a lil niggle from our physical pastime of NSA. I myself twisted my knee which became all swollen and impossible to walk on on a meet...old cartiledge injury. Luckily my meet had steroid pils so I was able to treat it immediately. I've also cramped when in full flow.

Anyone want to share what injuries they've experienced during sex lot tips for avoiding injuries ?

Do you warm up first before sex or stretch afterwards ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During some outdoor fun.... I fell down a hill and broke my elbow and shoulder try explain that in A&E

Only way to avoid the injury is to keep the fun in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my right arm when fisting a woman, she clamped and never let go!

I'm getting better at Handy work with my left one now though

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

Fell and broke my wrist looking for some beach fun a few years ago.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Lost my right arm when fisting a woman, she clamped and never let go!

I'm getting better at Handy work with my left one now though "

You can have it back anytime you want... Its not exactly easy for me to sit down anymore either you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost my right arm when fisting a woman, she clamped and never let go!

I'm getting better at Handy work with my left one now though

You can have it back anytime you want... Its not exactly easy for me to sit down anymore either you know!! "

Hahaha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've gotten cramp once or twice and almost fainted once or twice during bondage play.... Had a horrible allergic reaction to a play lube once that left my foof looking like Jackie Stallone's smile for a few days.... And a bruised coccyx last year after we both fell out of bed. All unintentional and quite funny to look back on

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By *arkseductionMan
over a year ago

Drogheda


"I've gotten cramp once or twice and almost fainted once or twice during bondage play.... Had a horrible allergic reaction to a play lube once that left my foof looking like Jackie Stallone's smile for a few days.... And a bruised coccyx last year after we both fell out of bed. All unintentional and quite funny to look back on "

Wow your one tough cookie

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Allergic reaction to some cheep lavender massage oil once legs and lady bits were just shaved when he sladdered it on....

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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Forgot to mention one meet when I got out of bed to go to the toilet, tripped and headbutted the hotel room door....twas quite painful and I was a bit dazed but thankfully no serious damage

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've gotten cramp once or twice and almost fainted once or twice during bondage play.... Had a horrible allergic reaction to a play lube once that left my foof looking like Jackie Stallone's smile for a few days.... And a bruised coccyx last year after we both fell out of bed. All unintentional and quite funny to look back on "

Hahahhahhaa. Jackie Stallone's smile. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured one ankle and sprained another leaving an mmf at 3am and falling down 4 steep concrete steps in the dark. Thought they were both broken. Even in my agony I was too embarrassed to call for help so had to crawl for my taxi, was nearly sick in the car. Told the guys after spending 10 hours in a&e they both thought it was funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my cock before luckily enough it didn't result any side effects other than bruising and not being able to have sex for two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

torn m foreskin pretty badly once. wasn't able for sex for a couple days after. gave dee a rest from the all sex we were having at the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a woman on her head and she got a very bad concussion when we were trying a standing 69

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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Dropped a woman on her head and she got a very bad concussion when we were trying a standing 69"
Ouch......hope she left you a decent Veri ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my ribs fractured when the ex got a bit over enthusiastic while on top . Had to take sick leave from work Christmas week.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I ended up with a shredded vagina after an over-enthusiastic session with a guy who had an ampallang piercing My GP was stunned...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man called Dean

Who invented the wanking machine,

On the 99th stroke ...the fecken thing broke and whipped his balls to ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauliflower ears from numerous thigh crushing sessions I joke, some bruising and one horrible head butting that ended with lots of blood

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By *irtyfun7Man
over a year ago

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Was fistin a girl ...ended up n a&e...5 internal stiches she needex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was fistin a girl ...ended up n a&e...5 internal stiches she needex"

Take off your rings next time.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

never had or got any injuries during sex .

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By *hostheman1972Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Treated a patient with a fractured penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During some outdoor fun.... I fell down a hill and broke my elbow and shoulder try explain that in A&E

Only way to avoid the injury is to keep the fun in a bed "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was fistin a girl ...ended up n a&e...5 internal stiches she needex

Take off your rings next time."

And the watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During some outdoor fun.... I fell down a hill and broke my elbow and shoulder try explain that in A&E

Only way to avoid the injury is to keep the fun in a bed

Lol"

Or tie her to the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost my right arm when fisting a woman, she clamped and never let go!

I'm getting better at Handy work with my left one now though "

Seriously these are getting funnier as i read on lol. I have not had any really just a current injury in my back/hip can lock up sometimes. So i have to change positions with it, nothing to extremely really. Oh one time a guy tried to fist my ass and ended up tearing skin. He actually did not really know what he was doing. Lesson learned from that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my hamstring whilst getting onto my feet behind her. She was on all 4s and changed from my knees to my feet and it went! Was in agony.... she just climbed on and bounced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 stitch’s boot came down on top of my head split open lol

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By *acey_smWoman
over a year ago

westmeath

I had a guy tied up in door restraints. He joked that they wernt strong enough to hold him and tried to yank free from them. He was right. They snapped sending his fists flying into my face. I was fairly dazed after that punch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treated a patient with a fractured penis!"

It's a boner not a bone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a toenail fall off. Grew back.

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By *icked_tongueMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Treated a patient with a fractured penis!"

Happened to me but it was my own fault really... my wife was sat on me cowgirl and I asked her to lean back so I could play with her clit easier and she leant too far and yes it did hurt and yes it's caused loads of scarring and unfortunately because of that shortening in length as well....serves me right for asking her to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treated a patient with a fractured penis!

Happened to me but it was my own fault really... my wife was sat on me cowgirl and I asked her to lean back so I could play with her clit easier and she leant too far and yes it did hurt and yes it's caused loads of scarring and unfortunately because of that shortening in length as well....serves me right for asking her to do it "

Did similar wasn't watching during thrusting pulled out and went to go back on but went full force pubic bone...

Cue a loud pop followed by horrendous pain and a bruised cock and ego

Luckily didn't result in permanent damage or length reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treated a patient with a fractured penis!

Happened to me but it was my own fault really... my wife was sat on me cowgirl and I asked her to lean back so I could play with her clit easier and she leant too far and yes it did hurt and yes it's caused loads of scarring and unfortunately because of that shortening in length as well....serves me right for asking her to do it

Did similar wasn't watching during thrusting pulled out and went to go back on but went full force pubic bone...

Cue a loud pop followed by horrendous pain and a bruised cock and ego

Luckily didn't result in permanent damage or length reduction "

Can we see the proof of that?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Snapped the ol' banjo string about 10 years ago, back in my college days. Decent amount of blood. Shudder anytime I think back to it...

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