FabSwingers.com forum: Derail my Thread

By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

As it seems to be a day for it

please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.

You can even hijack it if you want

I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"As it seems to be a day for it

please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.

You can even hijack it if you want

I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares

Can I hijack your arse? I need somewhere to park my bike

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"As it seems to be a day for it

please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.

You can even hijack it if you want

I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares

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risotto is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it seems to be a day for it

please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.

You can even hijack it if you want

I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares

risotto is good."

Even one made by a woman?

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

We’d jambalaya last night.. basically spicy risotto..

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

I've never had a risotto

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

I feel an undertone in this thread

but if all the derogatory remarks can be brought to one quarantine and contained it could be a good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta be honest, I don’t love wet rice dishes. Now a biryani on the other hand, well that’s the food of the Gods!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Speaking of risotto, I would love a love a nice slow bj now

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

south Central

"I gotta be honest, I don’t love wet rice dishes. Now a biryani on the other hand, well that’s the food of the Gods! "

Wet can be good sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to cut the grass fml

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know where the feck I left my second sock?

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

My dog eat one of my socks last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog eat one of my socks last week

You didnt let the little fucker free in cork today did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to cut the grass fml "

Can I borrow your mower?

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Do people on here actually want to take the time to get to know who they meet??

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"My dog eat one of my socks last week

You didnt let the little fucker free in cork today did you?"

No but he was out of a big litter of the little feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/19 19:40:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????"

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered. "

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ..."

No use

turnips need soil to grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips "

No never

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips "

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown"

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips "

Not until now I didn’t!

On a related note, why do they cut the ends off the parsnips in the shops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Not until now I didn’t!

On a related note, why do they cut the ends off the parsnips in the shops?"

Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Not until now I didn’t!

On a related note, why do they cut the ends off the parsnips in the shops?

Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer "

Same for all veggies, they all have to look perfect for the customer. The amount of waste is frightening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer "

But carrots aren’t? Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I likes armadillos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aesthics apparently the ends are too gnarly for your average customer

But carrots aren’t? Who knew?"

It's the colour.... Carrots are orange tend to appeal more, it's all about mind games

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"As it seems to be a day for it

please feel free to derail this thread in any way you choose.

You can even hijack it if you want

I'm making dinner... It's Risotto if anyone cares

risotto is good.

Even one made by a woman? "
stink the ones made by women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere

Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere

Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds

Wisdom/Shite..... If you say something with confidence 90% of people will belive you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere

Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds

Wisdom/Shite..... If you say something with confidence 90% of people will belive you "

Wise words sire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere

Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds

Wow... thats a real turnip for the books.....

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

The top of Kaizer's cranium has literally been blown into the stratosphere

Your majesty your infinite wisdom knows no bounds

Wow... thats a real turnip for the books.....

I'll get my coat"

Swede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u ever hear of da vegetarian canibal?

He'd only ever eat Swedes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

I liked the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show... Humming to himself and chucking vegetables everywhere

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

" If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?"

Deep... Or a PlayStation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Donald duck walks around only wearing a shirt but when coming out of the shower wraps a towel around his waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know where the feck I left my second sock?"

I never have matching socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know where the feck I left my second sock?

I never have matching socks "

And..... block.

Cant be dealing with that kind of chaos

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?"
very witty...you missed your calling as a comedian....guess you were dehumoured.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Could a swinger be deballed??

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Anyone fancy a chip butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a chip butty

Always

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I really like risotto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a chip butty

Oh been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a chip butty

Prefer a butty chip

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By *arbiegirl19Woman
over a year ago

Hollymount

"Anyone fancy a chip butty

Prefer a butty chip

With lots of sauce...

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"We’d jambalaya last night.. basically spicy risotto..

Nah it isn't.

It's way better, if you're following a proper N'awlins recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/03/19 22:42:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s talk about female empowerment —and by talk I mean ram it down our throats

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I found charcoal and was BBQ ing this evening.

Excellent with beers and tunes outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a chip butty

Prefer a butty chip

With lots of sauce..."

Hmmmm ok

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I found charcoal and was BBQ ing this evening.

Excellent with beers and tunes outside

Is this the first BBQ of 2019??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?"

No but they do like Danishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

Do Norwegians wear Norwegians ? ( you might need to google that)

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

And Turkey... Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

And Turkey... Allegedly "

Is it cold in Chile ?

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By *ryst In Isolde OP Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

And Turkey... Allegedly

Is it cold in Chile ?"

Would you fry in Japan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

Did you know Danish pastries aren't even from Denmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did the Kaiser steal my string ????

What say you John Matrix?

Anyone else concerned about the price of Turnips?

Grow my own, got it covered.

Motherfunker.... You got it made buddy

Living the dream

Some guys get all the luck

Get a room ...

No use

turnips need soil to grow

Do you ever think turnips are just fat parsnips

Or are parsnips tiny turnips. Mind blown

It's all a Swedish conspiracy

Do Swedes eat Swedes?

No but they do like Danishes

And Turkey... Allegedly

Is it cold in Chile ?

Would you fry in Japan? "

Can you go slowly in Russia ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah lads this needs to Finnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah lads this needs to Finnish

Yemen I know, when's it Ghana stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah lads this needs to Finnish

Yemen I know, when's it Ghana stop? "

Oman

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Ah lads this needs to Finnish

Yemen I know, when's it Ghana stop?

Oman

I was going to shelve it but then the Iraq feel over and I had to Iran out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yettttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is going South (Africa) really fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah frig, I just tripped and Spained my ankle- ouch

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