FabSwingers.com forum: Imaginary , or not awkward situations

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I start , last night went out drinking , came home after a few tries managed to open the door , got in bed and she turns and says " you are d*unk " , trying my best to sound sober i asked " me d*unk ? No way , why you say that ? "

She replied " cause you live next door "

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"I start , last night went out drinking , came home after a few tries managed to open the door , got in bed and she turns and says " you are d*unk " , trying my best to sound sober i asked " me d*unk ? No way , why you say that ? "

She replied " cause you live next door " "

Boom Boom !

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey hey not just laugh and don't contribute , go on post one real or just imaginary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once texted a customer that I assed her mother in the car, spelling mistakes can be vicious.

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

My mother text me asking if I wanted a cock muffin for my birthday. She meant choc. She'll never live it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signed a work email with "Kind retards"

True story

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"My mother text me asking if I wanted a cock muffin for my birthday. She meant choc. She'll never live it down. "

What was your reply ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had one like that was doing security for a well known company one of the girls from the office was bored and we had been out the night before , emails back and forth till someone pop in and ask her if she realised that she was mailing everyone in the company contact list , half an hour later i got called by my company saying i was to attend a disciplinary meeting next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text the coal man and asked him to leave a few bags of cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Text the coal man and asked him to leave a few bags of cock "

Bet he was delighted with the request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text the coal man and asked him to leave a few bags of cock

Bet he was delighted with the request "
Oh the embarrassment I can't look him in the eye since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Text the coal man and asked him to leave a few bags of cock

Bet he was delighted with the request Oh the embarrassment I can't look him in the eye since"

Now thinking about it he might have gone , where the hell am i going to find enough cocks to fill a bag

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

After a night's drinking I usually strip off at the bottom of the stairs and run up naked.

I got thrown off the bus the other night though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a night's drinking I usually strip off at the bottom of the stairs and run up naked.

I got thrown off the bus the other night though. "

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