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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Went to the shop, came away with a Kinder Bueno ice cream cone and a Euromillions ticket.

Got home, got changed into my comfy clothes, ate the ice cream and then realized I only went into the shop to get butter.

Now I have to go out again.

What's your recent D'oh moments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer mistakenly laced an innocent passer by with a shoulder earlier today, thinking he was his buddy (who had stopped to look in a shop window)

Luckily the sprawled out individual saw the funny side

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Went to woodies to buy a bottle of gas..

Got a length of 4x2, brackets, screws, twine, length of wavin pipe.. got to the car and went F’sake...

Went back in for the gas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought I have to work til midnight tonight because of the deadlines

Happily, system is shutdown so all weekend I can spend with kids!

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By *P_80 OP   Man
over a year ago

Waterford


"Kaizer mistakenly laced an innocent passer by with a shoulder earlier today, thinking he was his buddy (who had stopped to look in a shop window)

Luckily the sprawled out individual saw the funny side "

Haha brilliant.

My mate was waiting for me in his car while I took money out of the ATM.

I got back into the car, belted up and said, "Right, let's get fuckin' twisted".

My mate had moved the car and I was sitting next to a girl with the fear of god on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer mistakenly laced an innocent passer by with a shoulder earlier today, thinking he was his buddy (who had stopped to look in a shop window)

Luckily the sprawled out individual saw the funny side

Haha brilliant.

My mate was waiting for me in his car while I took money out of the ATM.

I got back into the car, belted up and said, "Right, let's get fuckin' twisted".

My mate had moved the car and I was sitting next to a girl with the fear of god on her face "

Haha classic

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city


"Went to woodies to buy a bottle of gas..

Got a length of 4x2, brackets, screws, twine, length of wavin pipe.. got to the car and went F’sake...

Went back in for the gas.. "
You have become much more attractive, in my eyes, after revealing that. I'll be up all night trying to figure out what you're making.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Kaizer mistakenly laced an innocent passer by with a shoulder earlier today, thinking he was his buddy (who had stopped to look in a shop window)

Luckily the sprawled out individual saw the funny side

Haha brilliant.

My mate was waiting for me in his car while I took money out of the ATM.

I got back into the car, belted up and said, "Right, let's get fuckin' twisted".

My mate had moved the car and I was sitting next to a girl with the fear of god on her face "

That's happened me before -holy shitt up there with the worst !!

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

My gf had a Mini, we drove to the shops, got stuff, found the car, drove home. In the driveway, realised... This is not our car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer mistakenly laced an innocent passer by with a shoulder earlier today, thinking he was his buddy (who had stopped to look in a shop window)

Luckily the sprawled out individual saw the funny side

Haha brilliant.

My mate was waiting for me in his car while I took money out of the ATM.

I got back into the car, belted up and said, "Right, let's get fuckin' twisted".

My mate had moved the car and I was sitting next to a girl with the fear of god on her face "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day while shopping with a friend we decided to stop for a Chinese on the way home. I ran in to get the good and when I came back out I got into the wrong car.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Talking to my brother while looking for my phone, spent 5mins giving out fook cause I couldn't find it!

He says" call me back when you find it" DOH!!!

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine went to Ikea, spent a few hours then returned to his car, only it wasn't there. Got security, checked CCTV but no joy. Called polce and reported it. Then while walking through the car park back to the store he spotted what looked like his car and realised he had parked it there in the first place. Doh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First week I was driving I stopped at a petrol station filled my car. Went and payed for it jumped back into the passenger seat and sat there for 10 minutes before I remembered I was the driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left work yesterday, talking away to a colleague and stopped by my car parked in its usual place. Kept pushing the button to unlock it and it wouldnt work nor would the key manually.

Rang my son as he was in town and asked him to come help.

Then.....I remembered I went out at lunchtime and had to park in a different area of the car park as my space had been taken.

Best thing was it wasnt even the same make of car....same colour though! Lol

Talk about feeling a Dick!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided to go on a mad stag weekend to Paris with a m8. He drove. Had a few drinks with him first ( I know I know) before joining the rest of the crew. Anyone who has been to Paris knows how they park there, every car 2 inches space front and back . Eventually parked somewhere. Luggage left in car as we knew no sleep would be had . It was winter. Raining. Dark. Bit tipsy . You know when u park in Dublin airport Red car park?. Huge. Paris a bit bigger. Anyway, 36 hours later..... never did find the car. Still there possibly. That was 15 years ago .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my glasses on day at home, got the kids involved as well after 15 minutes of frantic searching by 4 of us one of the kids looked at me and said ffs mam..... No they where not on the top of my head..... I was actually looking out through them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In work yesterday i ran back into my office to grab my phone because i had this site open editing my pictures and stuff... only to notice i had my phone in my hand all along. The others we're asking if im ok because i looked stressed haha Crisis averted ha

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Filled my car with petrol last week only to find I'd brought the wrong bag no wallet in it. Luckily it was my local garage and I dropped the money in later that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the swimming pool many years ago..get dressed after I unfurled my towel only for my sister's bra to come flying out...and the place full of people. Long walk out the the middle of that floor to pick it up...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Playing football thought I dislocated a knuckle tried to pull it and pop it back into place and played on didn't realise I'd broke a bone in my hand and had fucked it up by pulling at the fracture. 4 weeks and an operation to wire the bone together later I'm still looking at 6 weeks more in a cast

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Playing football thought I dislocated a knuckle tried to pull it and pop it back into place and played on didn't realise I'd broke a bone in my hand and had fucked it up by pulling at the fracture. 4 weeks and an operation to wire the bone together later I'm still looking at 6 weeks more in a cast "

You do mean walking football don’t you Laid ?

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Was driving back to work after a work meeting... And was briefing the boss on phone whilst driving on how meeting went, after lengthy conversation, I finished the call and pressed what I thought was hang up but was in fact volume button, I then proceeded to sing along at the top of my voice... Out of tune to build me up buttercup which was playing on the radio... The boss and a number of colleagues heard the whole thing and applauded as I finished!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Not myself but a friend. Went on a sun holiday, wife went out to sunbathe he follows after a few minutes. Dazzled by going from shade to bright he pops down beside her looks over and goes "christ you've a pile of weight put on" she turns around same swimsuit different women. Legs it and spends the next 8 days in the pubs drinking in case he runs into her again.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Was driving back to work after a work meeting... And was briefing the boss on phone whilst driving on how meeting went, after lengthy conversation, I finished the call and pressed what I thought was hang up but was in fact volume button, I then proceeded to sing along at the top of my voice... Out of tune to build me up buttercup which was playing on the radio... The boss and a number of colleagues heard the whole thing and applauded as I finished! "

Love this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Sean for making me smile. I’m sure you have a lovely singing voice.

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

I left a sliced pan at the self service checkout in Tesco yesterday if that counts!!

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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"Thanks Sean for making me smile. I’m sure you have a lovely singing voice. "

I should point out I don't know the lyrics for verse 3...and make them up as I go along!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Playing football thought I dislocated a knuckle tried to pull it and pop it back into place and played on didn't realise I'd broke a bone in my hand and had fucked it up by pulling at the fracture. 4 weeks and an operation to wire the bone together later I'm still looking at 6 weeks more in a cast

You do mean walking football don’t you Laid ? "

Not just yet still a bit of life in this old dog yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched the boys in green... D'oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove into work one day, forgot I had the car and got the bus back home and thought my car was stolen when it wasn’t at home

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