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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area

So, I typically like to meet for a drink before planning anything more intimate. Some do coffee meets but I like to dress up and hit a bar to suss someone out. Some guys are reliable and once a date is arranged they reconfirm on the day and all is good. However, unfortunately, majority are a little on the flakey side and the excuses are absolutely hilarious to the point of an actual LoL. I never go anywhere first for it to be a 'did they see you and think no?'. It's a sheer case of the guy with balls shrivelling at the thought of meeting a lady in control of the situation.

So, in that vein, what's the funniest excuse you've ever heard?

My list is on our profile but the most elaborate one was just last night, apparently he ended up in hospital with broken ribs, twisted knee and a possible collapsed lung. Sent a pic from a hospital bed ... all in time when A&E are in a total crisis but he managed to get a bed and his hair was all done and not a scratch on him. I asked him was the motorbike a write off and he replied 'who said anything about a bike?'... well you did send me a pic of your bike just 2 hours ago saying you were heading out on it

Let me hear your experiences... if you've had them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an excuse from a proposed meet admittedly but when I organised a wee social I got a message afterwards from someone who had been invited that said they had made the trip, arrived at the venue but "didn't see anyone who looked like a Fabber" so they left

Another messaged during it to say they'd just been burgled but the better part of me wants to believe that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not an excuse from a proposed meet admittedly but when I organised a wee social I got a message afterwards from someone who had been invited that said they had made the trip, arrived at the venue but "didn't see anyone who looked like a Fabber" so they left

Another messaged during it to say they'd just been burgled but the better part of me wants to believe that! "

We believe because we have that intention. Call it being so naive

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Not an excuse from a proposed meet admittedly but when I organised a wee social I got a message afterwards from someone who had been invited that said they had made the trip, arrived at the venue but "didn't see anyone who looked like a Fabber" so they left

Another messaged during it to say they'd just been burgled but the better part of me wants to believe that! "

What's a Fabber look like?

Are we that obvious? Well maybe I am when I arrive wearing latex but in general, what does a fabber look like Haha

A burglary is elaborate yes Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We believe because we have that intention. Call it being so naive "

Fab will never break my innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not an excuse from a proposed meet admittedly but when I organised a wee social I got a message afterwards from someone who had been invited that said they had made the trip, arrived at the venue but "didn't see anyone who looked like a Fabber" so they left

Another messaged during it to say they'd just been burgled but the better part of me wants to believe that!

What's a Fabber look like?

Are we that obvious? Well maybe I am when I arrive wearing latex but in general, what does a fabber look like Haha

"

Assless chaps....

Strap on for the ladies.....

And a mask or pixles on our faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't meet much, but we've never been stood up (yet! ).

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Not an excuse from a proposed meet admittedly but when I organised a wee social I got a message afterwards from someone who had been invited that said they had made the trip, arrived at the venue but "didn't see anyone who looked like a Fabber" so they left

Another messaged during it to say they'd just been burgled but the better part of me wants to believe that!

What's a Fabber look like?

Are we that obvious? Well maybe I am when I arrive wearing latex but in general, what does a fabber look like Haha

Assless chaps....

Strap on for the ladies.....

And a mask or pixles on our faces

"

Oh yea I forgot thats not normal fashion

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Rarely get excuses like that, from people I never met trying to fob me off, people who I want to meet, meet me.

I have gotten a lot of very strange excuses from people and I know the excuses to be true.

Its my opinion that bad luck always strikes people as they are about to walk out the door and go somewhere fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It a fab related one but I was dropped last minute with the excuse “my son is sick”. I pointed out that I worked with her ex and he had the son over the weekend. Her reply? “Well I know that. I’m just worried”. Next day she posted photos of her night out with mates in Instagram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry I can't meet...forgot I had to get my nails done

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By *andBCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Leinster

“Can’t meet tonight we can’t sort a babysitter”. We decided to go to Vanilla and guess who we met there .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So sorry I can't meet...forgot I had to get my nails done "

Seriously?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why go effort if your not going to show up must be nerves tho I've read people say guys get off on it surely not

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


" It a fab related one but I was dropped last minute with the excuse “my son is sick”. I pointed out that I worked with her ex and he had the son over the weekend. Her reply? “Well I know that. I’m just worried”. Next day she posted photos of her night out with mates in Instagram. "

Worry is an awful thing

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"So sorry I can't meet...forgot I had to get my nails done "

I need mine done now actually

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"“Can’t meet tonight we can’t sort a babysitter”. We decided to go to Vanilla and guess who we met there ..... "

Haha class.... And did they say anything?

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it. "

Haha like what is it about? Why do that?

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Wonder why go effort if your not going to show up must be nerves tho I've read people say guys get off on it surely not "

I really don't know but I'm inclined to go with the latter. It's a power trip. I feel I call the shots and dictate the way the setup will be and I think I intimidate them so they have to take the control back.

At the end of the day they give no fooks about how that makes someone feel. It takes a bit of arranging, you get excited and then you feel like sh1t when it doesn't happen. People need go take responsibility but alas that's a world peace type statement.

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By *andBCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Leinster


"

Haha class.... And did they say anything? "

No they just ignored us ... very funny really, mean girls stuff!

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny

Yes I had a few women give bad excuses but lucky they said before I would drive to them there was one woman had up a meet so I messaged her and we swap numbers and said we meet I got out of shower to a message work called lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that just didn’t even make an excuse- just didn’t show up and then blocked me that was a long drive too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I typically like to meet for a drink before planning anything more intimate. Some do coffee meets but I like to dress up and hit a bar to suss someone out. Some guys are reliable and once a date is arranged they reconfirm on the day and all is good. However, unfortunately, majority are a little on the flakey side and the excuses are absolutely hilarious to the point of an actual LoL. I never go anywhere first for it to be a 'did they see you and think no?'. It's a sheer case of the guy with balls shrivelling at the thought of meeting a lady in control of the situation.

So, in that vein, what's the funniest excuse you've ever heard?

My list is on our profile but the most elaborate one was just last night, apparently he ended up in hospital with broken ribs, twisted knee and a possible collapsed lung. Sent a pic from a hospital bed ... all in time when A&E are in a total crisis but he managed to get a bed and his hair was all done and not a scratch on him. I asked him was the motorbike a write off and he replied 'who said anything about a bike?'... well you did send me a pic of your bike just 2 hours ago saying you were heading out on it

Let me hear your experiences... if you've had them xx "

Well this is exactly what happened to me on my way to an event and I was meeting a fabber that afternoon. Planned for about 2 months. Spent 3 months recovering. Fortunately the hotel was reimbursed. Spent a week in Oxford and 3 months on morphine and tramadol.

Sometimes it's true. And my bike? Panniers damaged, top box broken, crash bar took all the damage. Only thing broken was the wing mirror and spot lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I had a few women give bad excuses but lucky they said before I would drive to them there was one woman had up a meet so I messaged her and we swap numbers and said we meet I got out of shower to a message work called lol "

I have arranged a meet in the morning once and literally just after saying good night my boss called and asked me to cover an emergency shift at 8am. May have looked like a lame excuse to the person..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people like the thrill of texting and seeing who's into them rather than actually meeting up...

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Yes I had a few women give bad excuses but lucky they said before I would drive to them there was one woman had up a meet so I messaged her and we swap numbers and said we meet I got out of shower to a message work called lol

I have arranged a meet in the morning once and literally just after saying good night my boss called and asked me to cover an emergency shift at 8am. May have looked like a lame excuse to the person.. "

To be fair mornings might be a different thing. Getting a callout at 6.30 on a Sunday evening when drinks are at 7.30 and you've not mentioned that could potentially happen.. then I call shenanigans

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"I think people like the thrill of texting and seeing who's into them rather than actually meeting up..."

Got it in one

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"I think people like the thrill of texting and seeing who's into them rather than actually meeting up...

Got it in one "

Exactly...So many flaky people these days...

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny


"Yes I had a few women give bad excuses but lucky they said before I would drive to them there was one woman had up a meet so I messaged her and we swap numbers and said we meet I got out of shower to a message work called lol

I have arranged a meet in the morning once and literally just after saying good night my boss called and asked me to cover an emergency shift at 8am. May have looked like a lame excuse to the person.. "

She had a Veri up next day and had met some man that night in question lol I was to drive down and spend the night but he must of been better looking who knows

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny


"Yes I had a few women give bad excuses but lucky they said before I would drive to them there was one woman had up a meet so I messaged her and we swap numbers and said we meet I got out of shower to a message work called lol

I have arranged a meet in the morning once and literally just after saying good night my boss called and asked me to cover an emergency shift at 8am. May have looked like a lame excuse to the person..

To be fair mornings might be a different thing. Getting a callout at 6.30 on a Sunday evening when drinks are at 7.30 and you've not mentioned that could potentially happen.. then I call shenanigans "

This was on a Saturday at 3pm and I was to drive to her and stay the night no word of work till I got message and that was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people like the thrill of texting and seeing who's into them rather than actually meeting up...

Got it in one

Exactly...So many flaky people these days... "

spoils the fun the lads that actually want a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people like the thrill of texting and seeing who's into them rather than actually meeting up...

Got it in one

Exactly...So many flaky people these days... "

spoils the fun the lads that actually want a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it.

Haha like what is it about? Why do that?"

I think was loving the pictures and videos he was getting on the run up to it by the other girls. He was even texting from the hospital bed only stopped when we all volunteered to visit him in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another horrible excuse - death in a family.

So far I've got 3 of those.

First time I genuinely believed it, but when it started reoccurring with different people. ... hmmm

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it.

Haha like what is it about? Why do that?

I think was loving the pictures and videos he was getting on the run up to it by the other girls. He was even texting from the hospital bed only stopped when we all volunteered to visit him in hospital "

I've literally just offered the same to my patient .... watch this space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it.

Haha like what is it about? Why do that?

I think was loving the pictures and videos he was getting on the run up to it by the other girls. He was even texting from the hospital bed only stopped when we all volunteered to visit him in hospital

I've literally just offered the same to my patient .... watch this space "

Lazarus

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By *etergemma OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"Actually got a similar excuse to that one OP but about 4 years ago only problem the scar was still sort of showing in his profile pictures , before the accident picture he showed us that caused it.

Haha like what is it about? Why do that?

I think was loving the pictures and videos he was getting on the run up to it by the other girls. He was even texting from the hospital bed only stopped when we all volunteered to visit him in hospital

I've literally just offered the same to my patient .... watch this space

Lazarus "

He's no issue he says... still waiting on the hospital deets though Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't laugh but some of these are hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol class love'em

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By *iteowlnowCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Had been chatting to a couple for a while and eventually arranged a meet that suited anyway night before we got a text from the ‘couple ‘ to say that the female half could not make it since her husband had arrived home unexpectedly!!!!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Another horrible excuse - death in a family.

So far I've got 3 of those.

First time I genuinely believed it, but when it started reoccurring with different people. ... hmmm

"

They say death happens in 3's, so I would not get suspicious until the 4th death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another horrible excuse - death in a family.

So far I've got 3 of those.

First time I genuinely believed it, but when it started reoccurring with different people. ... hmmm

They say death happens in 3's, so I would not get suspicious until the 4th death."

Knowing I'm not planning any new meets any time soon - may have to wait for the 4th one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes life takes twisted turns , why think it's a fake excuse ?

I had something going on for drinks out last Saturday and few people that couldn't attend texted saying in the end they couldn't come , I didn't thought it was excuses .

Outside fabs we all had last minute issues cancelling plans so why think in here it's different ?

Once I was going to travel from here on the last bus to get the last bus to northern Ireland for Xmas with my family , guess what my first bus broke down so I didn't make it , now if it was for a fabs meet would you believe it or think it was just a time waster excuse

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