FabSwingers.com forum: Your a burglar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But instead of stealing when you break in you do things to mildly inconvenience the home owner... what do you do?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

remove the batteries from the remote control and leave.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Can I not just take the Tv?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"remove the batteries from the remote control and leave."

I'd remove all toilet paper in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I not just take the Tv? "

Suppose its a bit of both there really

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"remove the batteries from the remote control and leave.

I'd remove all toilet paper in the house"

Evil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour the milk down the sink so they can't get a cuppa in the morning

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Set all the clocks 15mins slow, mix all the pairs of socks so that they are odd, put the wrong cd in the cd sleeve, swap the veggie burgers for real ones and tell Alexa to play heavy metal at 4am. Oh wait I’ve already done these"

Evil or evil genius. I can't decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide his car keys in the middle of a pack of breakfast cereals. He will eventually find them ( after paying a fortune for spares ), and say to himself how the hell they got in there.

Turn his tv on and select one of the free adult channels then turn the tv off. Hopefully his OH will be first to switch back on. But if he turns it on first; same reaction; wtf?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And thats why you don't get house party invites anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put salt in the sugar bowl, only because I done it before.. Tea wasn't great

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

in the middle of

Switch coffee and gravy granules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finely dice some red finger chillies and mix into the wet dog food

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Finely dice some red finger chillies and mix into the wet dog food"

Nooooooo. Leave the dogs alone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone the talking clock in New Zealand...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Switch coffee and gravy granules

Thats brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If alcohols around. Change vodka to water and whiskey with iced tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide a piece of fish somewhere down the side / under cushions of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dee would prob put glitter in all the shower products. i would cut all the power leads to the appliances

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough

Remove all light bulbs

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Swap all the keys to each door with one another,put salt in the pepper and pepper in the salt.Crack any eggs in the fridge or on worktop but leave them in box...swap the batteries in the remote to the wrong direction and lastly but not least turn the heating off its schedule.

All fairly mild really but enough to make someone think they were going forgetful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody steal an apostrophe from this thread's title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a porn dvd in the DVD player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would remove all their clothes from the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace shampoo with hair remover

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

All funny but one. You swapped veggie burgers for real ones? Not cool. Lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Hide a piece of fish somewhere down the side / under cushions of the sofa"

Inside a curtain pole is usually best. They would never find where the stench is coming from.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd fill their shoes with water and put them in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave my boxers in the wash basket hoping it’s his turn to do the laundry. No hang on - be funnier if she found them esp if I left her a sticky wee present in them for her to find lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a shit in his microwave taken from Kevin bridges live stand-up! America has chad Hogan with his kegsand djs...

Glasgow has people shitting in microwaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn all of the pictures upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my parents would go away on holidays I would check on house. Would move flower pots and some of her trinkets etc she stopped giving me the key

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Set one alarm clock for 3am.

Set another for 3.45am but hide it in the wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a shit in his microwave taken from Kevin bridges live stand-up! America has chad Hogan with his kegsand djs...

Glasgow has people shitting in microwaves "

Would you turn the microwave on for like 10 minutes before you leave? Otherwise it's kinda pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all the lightbulbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When my parents would go away on holidays I would check on house. Would move flower pots and some of her trinkets etc she stopped giving me the key

Your evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my parents would go away on holidays I would check on house. Would move flower pots and some of her trinkets etc she stopped giving me the key

Your evil

It was comical as we be there when they came back. I'd get a call an hour or two later "did you move something?"

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Cling film across the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film across the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mix up all her matching coloured lingerie sets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change all the lightbulbs with one's that don't work boil all the eggs in the house. An but them back in the box. Paint all the bin's the same colour

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By *ctoMan
over a year ago

Ranelagh

Shit in the kettle.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Shit in the kettle. "

I've had shitty tasting coffee before but that's a whole new level right there. Boke. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film across the toilet bowl

Definitely super funny hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put salt in the sugar bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put salt in the sugar bowl

Like my son?

I hope you aren't our neighbour

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Cling film across the toilet bowl

Super glue on the toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cling film across the toilet bowl

Super glue on the toilet seat.

Extreme! How naughty you are!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

[Removed by poster at 05/03/19 01:46:31]

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Saw a video today. Wife found out husband was having guys on the side, without him knowing she found out.

She swapped the lube for super glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a video today. Wife found out husband was having guys on the side, without him knowing she found out.

She swapped the lube for super glue

Prick-stick

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Saw a video today. Wife found out husband was having guys on the side, without him knowing she found out.

She swapped the lube for super glue

Prick-stick

Ah that has me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a cute wee message on the bathroom mirror so that its visible when it steams up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change all the lightbulbs with one's that don't work boil all the eggs in the house. An but them back in the box. Paint all the bin's the same colour"

This would be funny if 2 of my lightbulbs randomly didn't work on the same day

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Toast crumbs on the sheets !-that would do my head in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move their car a couple of hundred yards down the street with some used women’s panties and some condoms on the passenger seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for messaging me , telling me off for breaking into someone’s house and then blocking me. God there’s some psychos in here

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

Take all their cds and dvds out of their boxes and put them back randomly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change all the pictures to pictures of Nick Cage and drink all but the last drop of milk and put the carton back in the fridge

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Super glue the letter box shut.

Turn the pillow cases and duvet covers inside out.

Staple the curtains together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all their toilet roll and hide it, put sugar in their salt shaker. Wet all their tea bags, turn off and open their freezer, break all the light bulbs, leave fish under some floor boards, eat all the good biscuits, make all their socks odd.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Super glue the letter box shut.

Turn the pillow cases and duvet covers inside out.

Staple the curtains together."

I have cause on occasions to put leaflets through letterboxes around Dublin and it's actually incredible how many letterboxes are already glued, screwed or even nailed shut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal the tv remote and randomly drive by changing the tv channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick fish behind the radiators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write your instead of you're

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