FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

For a little laugh

Jump to newest
 

By *ailburke OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

I seen this on social media and there was some great responses so lets see what comes out of your dirty minds here

Say something that could be said when stuck in traffic but also could be said while having sex

Ill start it off keeping it innocent enough and lets see where ye bring it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ailburke OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Thank God the kids are asleep

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck fitting that in there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I fucking hate being stuck here for so long!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/02/19 18:26:38]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that's a tight squeeze....I'll make it fit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igwlly13Man
over a year ago

Londonderry

Go on then get the fuck in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hoknows82Man
over a year ago

Nenagh / South Dublin

Slow down or you'll have a rear end accident!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the holdup??????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ailburke OP   Man
over a year ago

near you

Pull out there a bit and ill see how long it is

Well feck it we are going to be here awhile

We might miss dinner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ate GreenCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Pull out, pull out, Pull OUT ??????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

Right, had enough of this. I'm feckin' starvin'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Should have gone the back way...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

You take the knob

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

Fuck.. that was close.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Should have gone the back way... "

Love this one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

do you want me to guide you in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not come any time soon baby!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Give it a push ya useless cunt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Jesus, he should wash that once in a while

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imTam691Man
over a year ago

Dublin/Kildare/Meath

Do you get that smell of shite??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/02/19 23:19:01]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it. After going right up her hole. Her rear end is smashed. Open an shut case

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Do you get that smell of shite?? "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out from up me arse!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You alright back there grandad??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

We could be here all day

Wrong lane! Wrong lane!!!!

Ah well, we're not in any rush

Should have been there by now

Quick! Pull out!!

I think the oil might be leaking

Don't throw the wrapper on the floor ffs

I'm regretting that third coffee now...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at yourman textin and ridin

If I stay here much longer am going to explode

Bread, milk, coffee, toilet paper, dishwasher tabs, bin bags, shower gel....fuck I think I left the immersion on!!

Obviously the last 1 is for those really boring jams you wish you had avoided lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unformeandyou84Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

Drive the fucking thing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd fit a fucking bus in there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if I stick on my 'Weird Al' playlist?"

No? Just me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

You can't go up there it's a dirt track

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ducatedFool88Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

If you cant find it, grind it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Is ahe really blowing that horn

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse reverse reverse ahhhhh perfect

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ducatedFool88Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Check the rear view....very nice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

Do you think your driving a bus just get in there

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

He came out of nowhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he just pull out in front of me??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This could go on for hours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he just give me the finger !!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *herealgringo1Man
over a year ago

belfast

What are you doing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the fucking horn!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top