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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anything you find silly?

I'll get the ball rolling and I think the term "bull" is bloody stupid. So many guys on here say how they are "one" - now come on. 99% of straight men in this world would gladly Fuck a guys wife or gf as long as she was up for it.

Lol.

Yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you find silly?

I'll get the ball rolling and I think the term "bull" is bloody stupid. So many guys on here say how they are "one" - now come on. 99% of straight men in this world would gladly Fuck a guys wife or gf as long as she was up for it.

Lol.

Yours?

"

People who haven't a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything you find silly?

I'll get the ball rolling and I think the term "bull" is bloody stupid. So many guys on here say how they are "one" - now come on. 99% of straight men in this world would gladly Fuck a guys wife or gf as long as she was up for it.

Lol.

Yours?

People who haven't a clue "

Ah now here....

Don't beat yourself up too much. Am sure your not stupid. Rude yes but not that stupid lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women or couples who let’s say are age 35 and their age range is 24-26 or 23-24 or something equally narrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women aged 49 and their age range is 18-48. People who can’t Accom and can’t travel. !!!

And most annoyingly , women and couples who have pages and pages and pages and pages and pages (yes really) of the most pathetic dos donts must haves musnt haves. On and on and on they drone about height, race, tatts, hair , no this that or the other FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who condemn others as judgemental.

Too frickin funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say “No Scottish people”

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"People who say “No Scottish people”"

I can refine that slightly...

"People who say no..."

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever


"Women aged 49 and their age range is 18-48. People who can’t Accom and can’t travel. !!!

And most annoyingly , women and couples who have pages and pages and pages and pages and pages (yes really) of the most pathetic dos donts must haves musnt haves. On and on and on they drone about height, race, tatts, hair , no this that or the other FFS"

So basically women who won’t wont jump up on anything that mails them?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Women aged 49 and their age range is 18-48. People who can’t Accom and can’t travel. !!!

And most annoyingly , women and couples who have pages and pages and pages and pages and pages (yes really) of the most pathetic dos donts must haves musnt haves. On and on and on they drone about height, race, tatts, hair , no this that or the other FFS

So basically women who won’t wont jump up on anything that mails them?"

Yes, those are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say only men with 10” plus cocks

( do men say things like only women with huge tits or tight pussies etc etc. )

Men want women. Some women and couples want seemingly genetically engineered men of a certain height, colour, duck length, sexuality, marital status, amount of tattoos , length of beard. I’ve even seen shoe size specified

Must stop ranting lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck length lol lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Women aged 49 and their age range is 18-48. People who can’t Accom and can’t travel. !!!

And most annoyingly , women and couples who have pages and pages and pages and pages and pages (yes really) of the most pathetic dos donts must haves musnt haves. On and on and on they drone about height, race, tatts, hair , no this that or the other FFS"

It's their profiles. They can have whatever amount of stuff they want written on them. Nobody is being forced to read it. Those who don't, end up messing up their chances. Those who do actually spare a minute or two to read a profile usually would receive a reply of some kind.

Would be a terrible thing for people to have standards and actually dare to list as such on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women or couples who let’s say are age 35 and their age range is 24-26 or 23-24 or something equally narrow "

Every time I see your avatar I think to myself "Bloody hell! "

Then I realise it's just the shadow and your kneecap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women or couples who let’s say are age 35 and their age range is 24-26 or 23-24 or something equally narrow

Every time I see your avatar I think to myself "Bloody hell! "

Then I realise it's just the shadow and your kneecap "

Every time I click on your profile I think "Bloody hell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women aged 49 and their age range is 18-48. People who can’t Accom and can’t travel. !!!

And most annoyingly , women and couples who have pages and pages and pages and pages and pages (yes really) of the most pathetic dos donts must haves musnt haves. On and on and on they drone about height, race, tatts, hair , no this that or the other FFS

So basically women who won’t wont jump up on anything that mails them?"

This I understand and don't see the point in ranting, as I have standards myself and wouldn't just shag someone I'm not attracted to because I have a cock... Dont worry _iffa you don't fall into that category

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

People that meet Scottish people

Altho I treat everybody like they met a Scot once. Can't be too careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you find silly?

I'll get the ball rolling and I think the term "bull" is bloody stupid. So many guys on here say how they are "one" - now come on. 99% of straight men in this world would gladly Fuck a guys wife or gf as long as she was up for it.

Lol.

Yours?

People who haven't a clue "

best post on this whole thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People criticising others because they don't meet the preferences they look for.

Self entitled???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you politely turn someone down as not your type. But they respond it's a swingers site it's just for sex attraction isn't necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experts with one or 2 questionable veris in over a year having digs at guys with none always makes me giggle, trying that hard to be funny and popular it's awkward and cringy to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experts with one or 2 questionable veris in over a year having digs at guys with none always makes me giggle, trying that hard to be funny and popular it's awkward and cringy to watch "

sounds like half the posters on this lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People criticising others because they don't meet the preferences they look for.

Self entitled???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experts with one or 2 questionable veris in over a year having digs at guys with none always makes me giggle, trying that hard to be funny and popular it's awkward and cringy to watch

sounds like half the posters on this lately"

noticed that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very very seriously some people take the whole thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How very very seriously some people take the whole thing."
agreed I come on for a laugh maybe a bit of a winder up but it adds a bit fun to it even though most don't like it im sure, I amuse myself sometimes sure that's all really matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women or couples who let’s say are age 35 and their age range is 24-26 or 23-24 or something equally narrow

Every time I see your avatar I think to myself "Bloody hell! "

Then I realise it's just the shadow and your kneecap "

Its not only you!

I was checking 3times. Its a shadow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read."

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read."

Yeah that's annoying.

I know there's chancing your arm but then there is taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs "

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Yeah that's annoying.

I know there's chancing your arm but then there is taking the piss.

"

It's just lazy.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile! "

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big long auto biographies on there profiles making themselves seem above everyone else as if I have time to read such pretentious bullshit!! And coffee meets

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Power play for us, couples who intentionally turn up late, agree to meet in a bar, then change bar once your there, childish stuff...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Big long auto biographies on there profiles making themselves seem above everyone else as if I have time to read such pretentious bullshit!! And coffee meets"

You've an ethical objection to coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do "

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

White knights

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious "

Why go through all the effort and lecture someone when you have already made up your mind? Why not simply a no thanks answer and move on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious

Why go through all the effort and lecture someone when you have already made up your mind? Why not simply a no thanks answer and move on? "

Asking someone to read my profile isn't lecturing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious "

Unless it's fair trade of course

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious

Why go through all the effort and lecture someone when you have already made up your mind? Why not simply a no thanks answer and move on?

Asking someone to read my profile isn't lecturing them."

I expect also that my profile is read before contacting me, that's not what I meant.

Once I realise that someone hasn't, I'm not going to send screenshots or 'read my profile' because it's pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That being said DH there are those of us who have read your profile and are admiring from afar

Damn my junior years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious

Why go through all the effort and lecture someone when you have already made up your mind? Why not simply a no thanks answer and move on?

Asking someone to read my profile isn't lecturing them.

I expect also that my profile is read before contacting me, that's not what I meant.

Once I realise that someone hasn't, I'm not going to send screenshots or 'read my profile' because it's pointless. "

I don't send screenshots or copy & paste, that was me replying to someone else.

I'll give someone a chance & if they still don't read it then I'll move on.

I'm not going to make an effort when it's not reciprocated.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious "

Oh aye. I just took a quick look. Its a bit lengthy alright. Took a bit of scrolling. I see why a screenshot wouldn't work. Bugger... Guess you're stuck with telling them to read it so

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Takes longer to type it out over and over again fs

I hate saying read the profile, but read the fucking profile!

Just screenshot it and send it to them as a direct pic. That's what I do

Lol it's too long for a screenshot, copy & paste jobbie...apparently long means I'm pretentious

Why go through all the effort and lecture someone when you have already made up your mind? Why not simply a no thanks answer and move on?

Asking someone to read my profile isn't lecturing them.

I expect also that my profile is read before contacting me, that's not what I meant.

Once I realise that someone hasn't, I'm not going to send screenshots or 'read my profile' because it's pointless. "

I send a screenshot because it's clear that they are visually stimulated. They mailed because of my photos, not because of my profile. They see they've got a direct pic, open it and see I'm not meeting, and go 'ah, OK then' and that's the end of it. It's a reply rather than ignoring them, but without entering into a dialogue where they will try to change my mind. It works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you find silly?

I'll get the ball rolling and I think the term "bull" is bloody stupid. So many guys on here say how they are "one" - now come on. 99% of straight men in this world would gladly Fuck a guys wife or gf as long as she was up for it.

Lol.

Yours?

"

hypocrites. dont find them silly per say more out and out laughable

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Fekkhers who cnt spelll poperli...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fekkhers who cnt spelll poperli..."

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By *eanNSAMan
over a year ago

Galway

People who think they are too good for fab . . Ahem?! U are here with the rest of us!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Couples who claim that swinging is for couples only but meet single ladies or gents.

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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago

South Dublin Area


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Yeah that's annoying.

I know there's chancing your arm but then there is taking the piss.

It's just lazy."

I feel if they can't be arsed to read our profile then I can't imagine a more intimate setting being anything mind blowing or of interest to me!

And I am 42 and like younger men. I like being the 'older' woman so I have a narrowed age preference .. is that wrong? Surely you can accept someones preferences and if you're out of range then move on and stop moaning about it being a boring or pretentious profile!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

The wonderful ability of Fabbers to live and let live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant fake accounts of 18/19 year olds that pop up...

The gay guys constantly going on your profile and fabbing your pics...

The obsession with kik.. but ask someone to use Snapchat and it’s like you’ve asked them to come up with a cure for cancer..

The way everyone seems like they have a chip in their shoulder - you see a profile you like the look of, have the audacity to message them and you get one or two word replies from some bear at the other end who there is seemingly no pleasing

The way hardly anyone ever accepts friend requests, replies to msgs etc but will post a verification of the fat baldy with a 5 inch choad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask what I'm looking for.

I didn't write my profile just for the craic. Yes it's got a lot of words in it, but seriously it takes 2 mins to read.

Yeah that's annoying.

I know there's chancing your arm but then there is taking the piss.

It's just lazy.

I feel if they can't be arsed to read our profile then I can't imagine a more intimate setting being anything mind blowing or of interest to me!

And I am 42 and like younger men. I like being the 'older' woman so I have a narrowed age preference .. is that wrong? Surely you can accept someones preferences and if you're out of range then move on and stop moaning about it being a boring or pretentious profile!"

Totally agree.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Couples who claim that swinging is for couples only but meet single ladies or gents. "

Those peeps be called self righteous wankers though

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By *aider190Man
over a year ago

swords

Those who think they are so special ...make you jump thru hoops just to get a meet and when you meet them ...you think really ...not that special..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who get annoyed when you dont go down the same path as them and if you dare to make new friends and have fun (just my personal experience)

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By *ennylaputeTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin 18

well I do get a good laugh at the pretentious crud, you know the sort that put some obscure comment in french when all they want is a shag ...like they say .. tous les chats sont gris la nuit (anonymous).

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"The constant fake accounts of 18/19 year olds that pop up...

The gay guys constantly going on your profile and fabbing your pics...

The obsession with kik.. but ask someone to use Snapchat and it’s like you’ve asked them to come up with a cure for cancer..

The way everyone seems like they have a chip in their shoulder - you see a profile you like the look of, have the audacity to message them and you get one or two word replies from some bear at the other end who there is seemingly no pleasing

The way hardly anyone ever accepts friend requests, replies to msgs etc but will post a verification of the fat baldy with a 5 inch choad

"

I've a question about your comment. Why do you send friend requests to people you've never met and aren't friends with?

Random friend requests are rarely accepted by women, unless a) they're hoping to get a few more fabs on their pics and need the followers or b) their kink is having strangers wank over their pics (which is as valid a kink as any). The majority of women/couples who have private or friends only galleries will only give access to them to those they know and trust, they've no need for 100 friends, the ones they've met and hope to meet again will do just nicely thanks.

So I just don't get it when men complain about friend requests being refused. Chat to the lady or couple in question. If the conversation is going well, ask if it would be OK to send a friend request, they will tell you pretty quick if it's OK or not, and will probably think better of you for asking first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The constant fake accounts of 18/19 year olds that pop up...

The gay guys constantly going on your profile and fabbing your pics...

The obsession with kik.. but ask someone to use Snapchat and it’s like you’ve asked them to come up with a cure for cancer..

The way everyone seems like they have a chip in their shoulder - you see a profile you like the look of, have the audacity to message them and you get one or two word replies from some bear at the other end who there is seemingly no pleasing

The way hardly anyone ever accepts friend requests, replies to msgs etc but will post a verification of the fat baldy with a 5 inch choad

I've a question about your comment. Why do you send friend requests to people you've never met and aren't friends with?

Random friend requests are rarely accepted by women, unless a) they're hoping to get a few more fabs on their pics and need the followers or b) their kink is having strangers wank over their pics (which is as valid a kink as any). The majority of women/couples who have private or friends only galleries will only give access to them to those they know and trust, they've no need for 100 friends, the ones they've met and hope to meet again will do just nicely thanks.

So I just don't get it when men complain about friend requests being refused. Chat to the lady or couple in question. If the conversation is going well, ask if it would be OK to send a friend request, they will tell you pretty quick if it's OK or not, and will probably think better of you for asking first. "

Nail on the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting reading

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"People criticising others because they don't meet the preferences they look for.

Self entitled???"

alot of that around... still curious as to what a bull is... is there a job discription or fas ciurse i can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People criticising others because they don't meet the preferences they look for.

Self entitled???

alot of that around... still curious as to what a bull is... is there a job discription or fas ciurse i can do "

A bull is exactly the same in the agri and swing worlds-a huge dominant yoke,physically better than anything you have in your own yard and very eager to spread his seed.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas


"People criticising others because they don't meet the preferences they look for.

Self entitled???

alot of that around... still curious as to what a bull is... is there a job discription or fas ciurse i can do

A bull is exactly the same in the agri and swing worlds-a huge dominant yoke,physically better than anything you have in your own yard and very eager to spread his seed."

i see.... basically a bigger cock than your partners

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

People who say they practise safe sex but never bring as much as a fecking condom to a meet! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say they practise safe sex but never bring as much as a fecking condom to a meet! !"

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