FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all. Was just wondering for the craic. What are your fab pet hates. If like me i bet you have many but to start the ball rolling. Here's two. 1 - profiles demanding face pics or no reply when there is fuck all on their profile not even a pic. And

2 - fecking snapchat filters on profile pics , I dont't know if its a Rabbit or a dog im talking to lol.

So whats yours .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remotes and lynx bottles

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The wifes knickers

They cut the balls of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sky remotes and lynx bottles

Lol love it.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The verfies that read "She's a gem" or "treat with respect" or "im not going into details" fucking hell they bore the shit outa me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say the love mature/milfs or gilfs because theu know what they want and how to get it.

Like younger women and people without kids are sexually repressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to put a secret word in a message to prove you have read their essay of a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, fab is comedy gold as far as I'm concerned

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

No public photos. Couples who only share female pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing, fab is comedy gold as far as I'm concerned "

I do laugh most days I'm on here

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I wont bite! Unless u ask! Ahhhhhhhhh annoys the life outa me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X's on messages

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The only annoyance is that you can't filter out pic verified.

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

Getting random friend requests from peeps with no friends pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'hun'. Nothing is less attractive.

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By *erek666Man
over a year ago

Dublin

When they say they don't smoke and send u photo whit smokes beside them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The word 'hun'. Nothing is less attractive. "

Oh god i must remember that i call everyone hun . Its a wexford thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word 'hun'. Nothing is less attractive.

Oh god i must remember that i call everyone hun . Its a wexford thing"

Lol I think it's just a pet hate of mine. I'm sure most girls are fine with it. But it makes my clit invert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random friend requests.

'Couple' pages that's just a pushy guy and no girl.

Long sexual messages as a first message.

Unsolicited dick pics.

Page full of just dick pictures.

'I'm a nice genuine guy, not like the rest of the guys on here'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pictures, we know what they look like. We don't want to see your junk before we even start talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates being used to converse

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Begging status updates

Snapchat filters

Photos taken in filthy bedrooms/bathrooms

Actually no, that last one turns my stomach more than annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages that contain the following

"How was your weekend any fun" no random stranger I won't be telling you how I got fucked

"Are you into younger guys" I think my age filter answers that question

"Hi hun how ru" the combination of the word hun and text speech is like nails on a chalkboard

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"The word 'hun'. Nothing is less attractive.

Oh god i must remember that i call everyone hun . Its a wexford thing"

Its a townie thing I never call ppl hun cannot stand the word.

Fab pet hate is "GENUINE" sweet mother of god it's the most eye rolling over used word here. If I was admin I'd ban it forever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word 'hun'. Nothing is less attractive.

Oh god i must remember that i call everyone hun . Its a wexford thing

Its a townie thing I never call ppl hun cannot stand the word.

Fab pet hate is "GENUINE" sweet mother of god it's the most eye rolling over used word here. If I was admin I'd ban it forever... "

Yep "genuine" would be my biggest hate on here. And the ones that have used it are no more genuine.

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough

"1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names "

All of this!! Anyone calls me hun, babe or love puts me right off.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Thought of another... The 'I know who you are' messages. Just creepy.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"so what are you into?"

"I'm in your area today, fancy a meet?"

Tina

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Facebook fabbers !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought of another... The 'I know who you are' messages. Just creepy."

I don't get this, like seriously do they think, we are going to say oh hi and agree to meet. Rejoined a dating app on Friday one of the first messages from a blank profile saying "surprise surprise your on here too" no pic on profile what does he think I'm going to do, come running and drop all for him.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Thought of another... The 'I know who you are' messages. Just creepy.

Some of them actually think they're being cute and mysterious. They've no idea just how creepy it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought of another... The 'I know who you are' messages. Just creepy.

Some of them actually think they're being cute and mysterious. They've no idea just how creepy it is

My post man did this to me here. I mean. WHY???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wifes knickers

They cut the balls of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Will fill in later' on a 6 month plus old profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The verfies that read "She's a gem" or "treat with respect" or "im not going into details" fucking hell they bore the shit outa me...."

I love the “really don’t want to be this verie cause I what to keep this person all to myself.......on a swinger site .........where the aim is openness.....”

Join tinder then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the mess (I was fucking awsome) nothing like leaving yourself a veri verifying a fabber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry about the mess (I was fucking awsome) nothing like leaving yourself a veri verifying a fabber lol"

Depends who verified who...

If it is a woman saying it - chances are she didn't use a toilet in a timely manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry about the mess (I was fucking awsome) nothing like leaving yourself a veri verifying a fabber lol

Depends who verified who...

If it is a woman saying it - chances are she didn't use a toilet in a timely manner

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if it was a woman id be next in line for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry about the mess (I was fucking awsome) nothing like leaving yourself a veri verifying a fabber lol

Depends who verified who...

If it is a woman saying it - chances are she didn't use a toilet in a timely manner

if it was a woman id be next in line for a meet

Squirting is overrated (I'm somewhat a squirter. It isn't half as intense as clitoral orgasm received from good oral)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv made it happen once or twice with great sense of achievement tbh you know its it's an orgasm wen ya see it Il say no more

ps the wetter the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv made it happen once or twice with great sense of achievement tbh you know its it's an orgasm wen ya see it Il say no more

ps the wetter the better

I didn't say it wasn't an orgasm.

I'm also a woman and telling you how things are from a woman's perspective.

Also - I may show a lot more reactions, be loud and squirm and squirt to a g spot stimulation, but if you're touching my clit the right way- I'll be there like a corpse. Why? I'm having out of body experience and I'm scared to even breathe just in case it stops.

So yeah, female orgasms can be deceiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv made it happen once or twice with great sense of achievement tbh you know its it's an orgasm wen ya see it Il say no more

ps the wetter the better

I didn't say it wasn't an orgasm.

I'm also a woman and telling you how things are from a woman's perspective.

So yeah, female orgasms can be deceiving

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i know ya didn't but my experience the it's a different liquid tbh or maybe it was something else

she did look like she enjoyed it a bit much but as I say it's only been a few times I could be wrong who knows, Il give it a go again take notes of her hand jives and spasms next time to know for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not arguing about the difference of any liquids, just saying that squirting in general is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not arguing about the difference of any liquids, just saying that squirting in general is overrated. "
I think it's hot tbh it gets me off seeing the reaction from it, I'm not arguing with you either ya head case ur just sayin it's over rated compared to a particular orgasm or orgasms youv had, it's probably same as wen a cums every time it's different feeling some awsome some ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wen a man cums*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repe-repe-repe-repetition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifies that say things like 'treat this lady with respect or you'll have me to deal with' or even profiles that state that the poster is gorgeous,classy,well educated and far too good for most guys here,and then the profile is full of typos and grammatical errors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names "

This! Lol No.2 3some not 3sum. F*ck my life! Really? This is spelling correctly? Text speak is now how we spell?

Couldn't let that one go. What else annoys the sh*t out of me? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well one other would be photos of what i can only describe as alien, appearing constantly on my updates feed. Women sometimes complain about dick pics on profiles, saying they know what they look like. Well, we also know what a c*nt looks like. Some bring it further, they start womansplaining with their tw*ts and turning them into, what can only be described as some f*cked up impression of the Predator's mouth in full attack mode. Not attractive ladies, not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names "

Im. The same

1. Pet names - drives me mad and its an instant block

2. May i ask you a queztion - no you cant now fuck off - block

3. Copy and pasted messages

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

Blank profiles and no pictures.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

"The only annoyance is that you can't filter out pic verified. "

ijust realised I haven't gotten pic verified

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Status updates . Especially when they end with... You know who you are.

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

[Removed by poster at 26/02/19 10:22:22]

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

"When you receive a message saying "love your profile, wanna chat".... well obviously you didn't read it as you're not what we're looking for or way above our age preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to put a secret word in a message to prove you have read their essay of a profile

Ooops #squirt..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy n paste first mails who forget who they sent them to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a few of our pet hates

-No pics

-Hi messages

-Long list of dos and don'ts

-generic veris like put in an effort we just met ya..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random friend requests.

'Couple' pages that's just a pushy guy and no girl.

Long sexual messages as a first message.

Unsolicited dick pics.

Page full of just dick pictures.

'I'm a nice genuine guy, not like the rest of the guys on here'

This I definitely hate

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

my pet hate is some guy asking can he suck my cock . I reply back I only let the ladies do that .

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"my pet hate is some guy asking can he suck my cock . I reply back I only let the ladies do that . "

Why don't you filter out guys so they can't message you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names

This! Lol No.2 3some not 3sum. F*ck my life! Really? This is spelling correctly? Text speak is now how we spell?

Couldn't let that one go. What else annoys the sh*t out of me? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Agree with you there, text speak is annoying, not half as annoying as misspelled text speak tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you receive a message saying "love your profile, wanna chat".... well obviously you didn't read it as you're not what we're looking for or way above our age preference.

Oh yes, that is so common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mmmmmmmmmmm

2. Anyone that can't spell:

*masturbate (not masterbate)

*3some (not 3sum)

3. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

4. Can I ask you a question?

5. Pet names

This! Lol No.2 3some not 3sum. F*ck my life! Really? This is spelling correctly? Text speak is now how we spell?

Couldn't let that one go. What else annoys the sh*t out of me? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Agree with you there, text speak is annoying, not half as annoying as misspelled text speak tho...

I can't respond. Just chuckle

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

What you into-grinds my gears !.Apart from the usual one lines or the pet names I couldn't give a toss what anyone has on their profiles !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy your underwear. Like seriously if you have the money then go buy your own underwear

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