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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fairly hard to fake a sperm pumping orgasm. But then again perhaps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never, it’s hard enough trying to go the distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

yup. cum inside the condom don't let her see it and dump said condom. done it a few times with an ex a good few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never fake it . I'd rather spend the energy making her come ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but I've pretended a few quickies were intentional

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By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Fake cumming I came just looking at the pic of you looking out the window

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Fake cumming I came just looking at the pic of you looking out the window "

Smooooth

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

I can certainly say myself and most of my close male friends have faked it on more than one occasion!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Am so ugly that when I'm wanking... I usually fake my own orgasms"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake it ?? I love pumping it in there . Why would anyone fake it ??

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Yea a few times

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Yes, with help of a special effects team who hid under the bed

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Yeah, I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the woman not know if you didn't cum. I'm a heavy cummer so impossible to fake it

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Never fake it just keep burning till u are both happy..

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Doggy style spit on her back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doggy style spit on her back. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"Doggy style spit on her back. "

Ewww why would you bother..

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin

Could never fake an orgasm not sure how men could to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Fake cumming I came just looking at the pic of you looking out the window "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doggy style spit on her back. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a problem to fake not cumming lol...??

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By *penminded28500Man
over a year ago

derry

I have 1s or twice pulled out and grabbed tissue to remove condom quickly so it was not noticable.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them "

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick Q, why would a lad fake it? For the same reason as a woman? To get it over it? But if he didn’t find her attractive or want sex with her in the first place how would he have gotten hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether"

You may have hit on something there: The men could be the common denominator...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll straight up admit I do that because I usually don't cum and if I do it takes ages. I don't see the big deal if I enjoyed it and made the woman cum I don't see why people focus on the need for me to, it's a mad issue but has been the cause of three realtionships ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether

You may have hit on something there: The men could be the common denominator...! "

yep that's it solved. Time to delete the profile and ride of into the sunset with a vibrator. Thanks for your help.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether

You may have hit on something there: The men could be the common denominator...!

yep that's it solved. Time to delete the profile and ride of into the sunset with a vibrator. Thanks for your help."

I could be wrong, but i just don’t think you’re being sincere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether

You may have hit on something there: The men could be the common denominator...!

yep that's it solved. Time to delete the profile and ride of into the sunset with a vibrator. Thanks for your help.

I could be wrong, but i just don’t think you’re being sincere... "

Oh I am

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Quick Q, why would a lad fake it? For the same reason as a woman? To get it over it? But if he didn’t find her attractive or want sex with her in the first place how would he have gotten hard? "

I'd say there are different reasons, maybe he runs out of steam or the lady can't take it any longer, maybe an important football game starts in a few minutes, maybe he has to call his mum daily at 6pm on the dot etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wise and perceptive as always

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

Wise and perceptive as always

I remember faking it 20-odd years ago and there can be a number of reasons...

- tired / stressed from work and so mind not completely on it

- sex life / partner fatigue where you are just not as turned on any more of going through the motions

- certain condom types that just kill the feeling too much

- had a really long session and have already cum a few times and just can’t again

Or a combination of the above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly "

Ok Sherlock Holmes, but what if they know your preferenxe about sex in the dark from the other thread earlier and splash some tea on your back..??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly

Ok Sherlock Holmes, but what if they know your preferenxe about sex in the dark from the other thread earlier and splash some tea on your back..??!

Cream maybe I’d fall for lol but afraid of your tea coloured cum now ha

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly

Ok Sherlock Holmes, but what if they know your preferenxe about sex in the dark from the other thread earlier and splash some tea on your back..??!

Cream maybe I’d fall for lol but afraid of your tea coloured cum now ha "

Doh! Well that backfired badly..!!

And theres a joke in that sentence somewhere too...!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick Q, why would a lad fake it? For the same reason as a woman? To get it over it? But if he didn’t find her attractive or want sex with her in the first place how would he have gotten hard? "

This is my point also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly "

Safe sex? "Cumming" in the condom?

I've had long sessions where I haven't cum for one reason or another. Could have faked it while fucking I suppose but never thought to....

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"Doggy style spit on her back.

Ewww why would you bother..

So when she turns around you can surprise her by exploding all over her face.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Doggy style spit on her back.

Ewww why would you bother..

So when she turns around you can surprise her by exploding all over her face."

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Never tried to fake an orgasm, but I'm in Dublin the week after next so if you're game I'll give it a shot and you can score me from 10

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By *oywonder69Man
over a year ago

cavan

Never fake cummin.. like them to be able to see it shoot.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

ihave, but obvioussly there were questions..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Never tried to fake an orgasm, but I'm in Dublin the week after next so if you're game I'll give it a shot and you can score me from 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doggy style spit on her back.

Ewww why would you bother..

So when she turns around you can surprise her by exploding all over her face."

PMSL

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over a year ago

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly

Ok Sherlock Holmes, but what if they know your preferenxe about sex in the dark from the other thread earlier and splash some tea on your back..??!

Cream maybe I’d fall for lol but afraid of your tea coloured cum now ha "
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Told yeah. From behind and spit on their back. Stole that line from Joan rivers. Look it up her telling the story so funny. Enjoy xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could fake come with condom,but you can't fake it without,from experience i cum like twice in 45min and cock still rock solid had to fake it in the end

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Once. It was like fucking a sand bag. No emotion, no noises. Couldn't believe it because all the flirting all night clubbing was the complete opposite. Only time it's ever happened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Once. It was like fucking a sand bag. No emotion, no noises. Couldn't believe it because all the flirting all night clubbing was the complete opposite. Only time it's ever happened. "

Sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Once. It was like fucking a sand bag. No emotion, no noises. Couldn't believe it because all the flirting all night clubbing was the complete opposite. Only time it's ever happened.

Sounds awful"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Yep. Totally guilty. The girl was absolutely doing a Freddy Cruger number on my back. Rather than punch her in the jaw i took the gentleman approach and put on my best cum face and threw the empty condom into the corner. Smooth as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, I have heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point if ya have to try fake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the point if ya have to try fake it "

I didnt know i was gonna have to fake it when i started obviously. Once the claws came out and i started to lose flesh it became about survival. Abort abort!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the point if ya have to try fake it

I didnt know i was gonna have to fake it when i started obviously. Once the claws came out and i started to lose flesh it became about survival. Abort abort!!!! Lol"

Oh God lol

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

I read a forum on pretty much a similar issue, sadly just not as humorous as this one.. but possibly more relevant to what is happening or should I say not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Nope

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

"Quick Q, why would a lad fake it? For the same reason as a woman? To get it over it? But if he didn’t find her attractive or want sex with her in the first place how would he have gotten hard? "
viargra is a great help hahaha ??????????????????

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By *iesel74Man
over a year ago

carryduff

There’s a lot of.... erm... ‘evidence’ if I’ve cum

so no, I’ve never faked

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

Why would you take it

Mr dirty xx

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

It would be kinda hard to fake it as men usually leave a mess even in the condom

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Frome behind spit on her back

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Frome behind spit on her back

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Frome behind spit on her back "

Spot the lad that hasn't read the whole thread

Been done.

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By *relandboy1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Quick Q, why would a lad fake it? For the same reason as a woman? To get it over it? But if he didn’t find her attractive or want sex with her in the first place how would he have gotten hard? "

I’ve don’t it once before. The girl was flirty, sexy, was talking the talk but when it came to walking the walk or having sex it was like having sex with a sack of spuds. Because she was lifeless it was boring for me so I just wanted it over with. I’d never felt like that before and I hope I never do again. I pretend I had cum into the condom, tipped into the bathroom and disposed of the “full condom”. It was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Fake cumming I came just looking at the pic of you looking out the window

Smooooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

Fake cumming I came just looking at the pic of you looking out the window

Smooooth

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

How can they fake it? Cum on you is evidence surly "

I did once. I think it was because it was my first group scenario. Condom hid lack of evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always willing to cum over a ladys face and boobs to prove i have cum. Cant fake that haha. Love to see it shoot it makes ot more intense. Good thing sammi likes a good facial heh heh..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am always willing to cum over a ladys face and boobs to prove i have cum. Cant fake that haha. Love to see it shoot it makes ot more intense. Good thing sammi likes a good facial heh heh.."

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but don't tell my right hand. She's been know to get slappy!

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

I have faked about 5 times over the years easy enough to do

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them

This isn’t the first time i’ve seen you share this Steff.. Wondering if we could get the forum posters to club together to buy you a prosthetic cum...?! Or can you get one on the HSE...??

A prosthetic cum?

Someones bound to have invented one out there. They have prosthetic everything these days.

Maybe I should by a prosthetic fanny or wait maybe should just buy a decent vibrator and cut the man out of the equation altogether"

I'll hook you up with something xx

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

1st time or 2nd time ?

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Never known a guy to fake it but as I don't cum I spend time concentrating on them "

Maybe if you try and be a little selfish and concentrate on yourself you might enjoy an orgasm. Just a personal opinion

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?"

No never faked it ,do you fake it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following a conversation with a friend earlier I was curious to know if many men fake cumming?

No never faked it ,do you fake it "

Yes I've been known to fake it

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By *oywonder69Man
over a year ago

cavan

Absolutely not.

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By *ordalsMan
over a year ago

crosshaven

I actually managed to do that... Only possible when wearing a condom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping it in is my problem

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