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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

What size are your feet?

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun "

How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once? Asking for a friend.

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun "

Foil fully off when you open a new tub of butter or peel back as you go

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

When you peel the top off the yogurt tub, do you lick it?

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Foil fully off when you open a new tub of butter or peel back as you go "

Whats the most valuable life lesson you have learned because of a mistake?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side


"Foil fully off when you open a new tub of butter or peel back as you go

Whats the most valuable life lesson you have learned because of a mistake?"

put brain in gear before opening mouth.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side

Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for? "

Wouldn't you know the answer to that since you're the poster above in this case?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for? "

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality? "

Are you really just average???

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By *v laura kTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

Oasis or blur???

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords & Derby


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???"

Will you ever travel to swords ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did you return from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???"

I am anyway.

If you had a superpower what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you buy your purple dressing gown in pennies or the equivalent in the North? And would it be cheaper to buy it up there?

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon


"Foil fully off when you open a new tub of butter or peel back as you go

Whats the most valuable life lesson you have learned because of a mistake?"

To keep my mouth shut whenever I'm thinking with my cock... note to self - engaging brain first.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Oasis or blur???"

Oasis...Champagne supernova

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???

Will you ever travel to swords ??? "

Was there only recently ...love the pavillions

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Where did you return from? "

The wilderness

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???

I am anyway.

If you had a superpower what would it be?"

Seduction

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Where did you return from?

The wilderness "

Red sauce in the fridge or the cupboard

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Where did you return from?

The wilderness

Red sauce in the fridge or the cupboard"

Fridge....otherwise your an animal

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords & Derby


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???

Will you ever travel to swords ???

Was there only recently ...love the pavillions "

Late late night shopping xxx

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

south side


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality? "

as there was a 2 min pause between questions... I presumed the nano seconds would have been filled with urgent questions on the essential nature of swinging. Alas, I don't have a bidet.

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???"

Modesty requires me to say “yes”.

My ego requires me to rubbish my modesty...

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Do you have a bidet in your bathroom and what do you use it for?

Why did you just ask yourself a question? Do you have a split personality?

Are you really just average???

Modesty requires me to say “yes”.

My ego requires me to rubbish my modesty... "

Go with the ego

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By *v laura kTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick


"Oasis or blur???

Oasis...Champagne supernova "

Good choice xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What size are your feet? "

6-7

What's your favourite pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once? Asking for a friend."

All of them. Love donuts!

How many countries have you visited?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

Foil fully off when you open a new tub of butter or peel back as you go "

Peel back

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What size are your feet?

6-7

What's your favourite pie? "

Oooo... Lemon meringue! Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you buy your purple dressing gown in pennies or the equivalent in the North? And would it be cheaper to buy it up there? "

Hahaha I really did! Well spotted.

Couldn't tell you were it's cheaper as I dont usually shop for dressing gowns to know the price differences.

When was the last time you bought flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size are your feet?

6-7

What's your favourite pie?

Oooo... Lemon meringue! Nom nom "

How many could you get in you mouth at one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy restaurant or a curry chip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you buy your purple dressing gown in pennies or the equivalent in the North? And would it be cheaper to buy it up there?

Hahaha I really did! Well spotted.

Couldn't tell you were it's cheaper as I dont usually shop for dressing gowns to know the price differences.

When was the last time you bought flowers? "

I picked them actually, I'm a cheap skate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy restaurant or a curry chip? "

Neither.

Fancy restaurant - pretentious food that leaves you hungry.

Curry chip - carbs off the menu.

Large coffee before sundown and large glass of alcohol after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heels or Boots?

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area

How do Jacobs get the figs into the fig rolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An innie or an outie?

(Belly button)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foster Allen or big Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heels or Boots? "

Im 5'8 so heels

How do you like your eggs

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By *verage Joe BlackMan
over a year ago

Border Area


"An innie or an outie?

(Belly button)"

Innie. Outies freak me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom "

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? "

Fwd

Can I peg you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ?

Fwd

Can I peg you? "

Yes but only if I can peg you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heels or Boots?

Im 5'8 so heels

How do you like your eggs"

Savory omelettes at the minute

Stockings or tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ?

Fwd

Can I peg you?

Yes but only if I can peg you back "

Done deal

What's your wildest fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What hand do you wipe ur glutinous maximus with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What item currently in your fridge do you think you could throw furthest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ?

Fwd

Can I peg you?

Yes but only if I can peg you back

Done deal

What's your wildest fantasy?"

Being pegged by a Geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What item currently in your fridge do you think you could throw furthest? "

A bottle of prosecco

What's the last thing you touched?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you use your right hand or left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What item currently in your fridge do you think you could throw furthest?

A bottle of prosecco

What's the last thing you touched?"

red or white wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's the last thing you touched?"

My coc....actually the keyboard typing this response out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's the last thing you touched?

My coc....actually the keyboard typing this response out "

That reminds me, I need to get wipes for my keyboard....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What item currently in your fridge do you think you could throw furthest?

A bottle of prosecco

What's the last thing you touched?

red or white wine?"

Red

What sins did you give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? "

rwd

Senquential or zf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?"

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? "

oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?"

Discreptive

Gravel or Tar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?

Discreptive

Gravel or Tar "

tar

Knockalla or molls gap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What item currently in your fridge do you think you could throw furthest?

A bottle of prosecco

What's the last thing you touched?

red or white wine?

Red

What sins did you give up "

Sloth and hubris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?

Discreptive

Gravel or Tar tar

Knockalla or molls gap?"

O molls for sure

Left foot or right foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?

Discreptive

Gravel or Tar tar

Knockalla or molls gap?"

Molls a noce girl so I'll puck her gap.

Could ye fill a whole thread on rallying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foster Allen or big Tom

Neither

Fwd or Rwd ? rwd

Senquential or zf?

Actually ZF

Wet or dry ? oh dry

Numbers or discreptive?

Discreptive

Gravel or Tar tar

Knockalla or molls gap?

Molls a noce girl so I'll puck her gap.

Could ye fill a whole thread on rallying?"

Saw the gap after ya plucked it ...some job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's on your dream dinner party guest list?

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun "

Have you ever spent all night talking to someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

Have you ever spent all night talking to someone

"

Many times. Sometimes even all day and all night and all day again..

Cats or dogs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you ever spent all night talking to someone

Many times. Sometimes even all day and all night and all day again..

Cats or dogs? "

Usually just a brief chat with the dog, never tried an all night conversation with him

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

Have you ever spent all night talking to someone

Many times. Sometimes even all day and all night and all day again..

Cats or dogs? "

Impressive. Dogs, they can be great company especially for a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiction or Non-fiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiction or Non-fiction?"

Oooh that's a tough one

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Fiction or Non-fiction?

Oooh that's a tough one"

Newcastle or Galway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiction or Non-fiction?

Oooh that's a tough oneNewcastle or Galway?"

You asking me where born or where now?

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Fiction or Non-fiction?

Oooh that's a tough oneNewcastle or Galway?

You asking me where born or where now?

"

which u prefer

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Fiction or Non-fiction?

Oooh that's a tough oneNewcastle or Galway?

You asking me where born or where now?

"

Are you an elf? Or just like elfie stockings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiction or Non-fiction?

Oooh that's a tough oneNewcastle or Galway?

You asking me where born or where now?

which u prefer "

Where I am now

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once? Asking for a friend.

All of them. Love donuts!

How many countries have you visited? "

To the best of my knowledge I have visited 24 countries but would love to see so many more.

Have you ever been arrested or cautioned by the police?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once? Asking for a friend.

All of them. Love donuts!

How many countries have you visited?

To the best of my knowledge I have visited 24 countries but would love to see so many more.

Have you ever been arrested or cautioned by the police? "

Not once. Goody two shoes here.

Tell me about your worst date ever

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By *ungirishmanMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Wheres your favourite place on Earth, on a small level. Like a particular bench looking out over somewhere as opposed to a city.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As the first two posts happened to be a success and now we have a greater variety of posters in, let's do round 3.

Ask the poster above anything you'd like to know, but be prepared to answer other's questions too.

The randomer your questions and answers will be - the better.

Have fun

How many donuts can you fit in your mouth at once? Asking for a friend.

All of them. Love donuts!

How many countries have you visited?

To the best of my knowledge I have visited 24 countries but would love to see so many more.

Have you ever been arrested or cautioned by the police?

Not once. Goody two shoes here.

Tell me about your worst date ever "

One time this date told me she had a spare ticket to a concert but wasn't telling me which group the ticket was for until we got there as she wanted it to be a surprise. It turned out to be Westlife, was so bad as they wouldn't allow me in with my flamethrower.

Either that or a woman I had a date with about 3 years ago. She had all the personality of a cabbage and trying to drag conversation out of her was like trying to pull teeth. She also had bad hygiene and bad breath but I didn't want to be rude and it didn't make for a nice trip home in the car afterwards. Then at the end she just lunged at me unexpectedly to kiss me and also bit my lip as she did so. I kinda threw up in my mouth a little.

Needless to say there was no second date after that.

What is the best/worst gift you had ever received?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres your favourite place on Earth, on a small level. Like a particular bench looking out over somewhere as opposed to a city."

O'Connell street Dublin.

Only amazing memories about it and every time I come there- I get little butterflies (probably just need to pee after a long journey lol).

Do you like Irish coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres your favourite place on Earth, on a small level. Like a particular bench looking out over somewhere as opposed to a city.

O'Connell street Dublin.

Only amazing memories about it and every time I come there- I get little butterflies (probably just need to pee after a long journey lol).

Do you like Irish coffee? "

No I like whiskey and coffee but they are better seperetly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you ever break your arm?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Do you know why netflix is pulling all its marvel shows, and what do you think will happen netflixs stock price if this continues?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know why netflix is pulling all its marvel shows, and what do you think will happen netflixs stock price if this continues?"

I did not. I was too busy trying to seduce you with my sexy video.

Now what will happen to Netflix after brexit is the question I would marvel about...

Would you cook me a dinner?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Would you cook me a dinner? "

Yes, I would cook you a nice dinner. Nice bit of meat and 2 veg.

If you could be any cartoon character from any cartoon who would it be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you cook me a dinner?

Yes, I would cook you a nice dinner. Nice bit of meat and 2 veg.

If you could be any cartoon character from any cartoon who would it be?

"

Just the way I like it!

Moana. I already know the song and all

Do you ever cry?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Moana. I already know the song and all

Do you ever cry? "

Sometimes cold wind makes my eyes water, is this normal? or does the cold wind make me sad?

if you could be half animal, half human, what half animal would you be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moana. I already know the song and all

Do you ever cry?

Sometimes cold wind makes my eyes water, is this normal? or does the cold wind make me sad?

if you could be half animal, half human, what half animal would you be?"

It must make us all sad..

I'd love to have a set of wings. So you decide:

Half bird or half blue bottle?

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