FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

Anti bucket list

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is one or few things that you would never ever do again?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is one or few things that you would never ever do again? "

Drink beer and have a feed of beans afterwards.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on a beach, sand under the foreskin is really not pleasant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/02/19 12:16:11]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my Willy in the Hoover never ever again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on a beach, sand under the foreskin is really not pleasant "

Sounds like u had sex with the beach.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildaresubloverMan
over a year ago

gorey

Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get married "

This one is unbelievably common!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married "

Pmsl....that bad eh??? Lollllll

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never ever take cod liver oil ever again lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married

Pmsl....that bad eh??? Lollllll"

Ban divorce!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on a beach, sand under the foreskin is really not pleasant

Sounds like u had sex with the beach. "

Felt like it, sand just gets everywhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The purchase of 2nd hand toilet roll,

Blowing my nose with 2nd hand toilet roll,

Getting married

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married

Pmsl....that bad eh??? Lollllll"

You have no idea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me. "

Same here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me.

Same here "

Love it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.

Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.

Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.

Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.

Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q"

Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Get back with any of my exes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Get back with any of my exes "

Absolutely, once it’s over never go back nothing good ever comes from it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Get married again that ship has well and thoroughly sailed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven


"Get married "

Me too lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

Dont squirt that thing in me eyes... stings something awful !!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deal with drama and the drama queens that crave it.

Pay no attention to trolls either. all about the fun now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"Anything that goes near my ass, no fingers, no tongue, no toys etc. I’ve tried it all and it does nothing for me. It’s actually very strange being rimmed, guaranteed way to lose a horn for me.

Same here "

Me too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat dog. Long story short was in Hong Kong over 27 years ago And was talked into trying it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The purchase of 2nd hand toilet roll,

Blowing my nose with 2nd hand toilet roll,

Getting married"

Reminds me of "don't eat yellow snow" lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Working in McDonald's. Long time ago. My manager was in the job 2 months before me. Maybe its different now. But my god it was horrible

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

Go for a wank after chopping chillies.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex "

Yup. I'd rather go without

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex

Yup. I'd rather go without "

Totally. Be it weeks or months. Better be outstanding or nothing at all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"Go for a wank after chopping chillies."
done that. Not that i thought hey this might be sexy. Accidental.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Live with someone. Never ever ever ever never.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Work with a family member ever again. Or even a close friend for that matter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I went on a once in a lifetime holiday!

Never again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Live with someone. Never ever ever ever never. "

I've never lived with a partner but at this stage definitely dont want to.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last year I went on a once in a lifetime holiday!

Never again "

Why not??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Let the dog lick my penis.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is one or few things that you would never ever do again? "

Grabbing the wrong bag and showing up to a meet with antihistamines instead of condoms!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Work with a family member ever again. Or even a close friend for that matter."

Amen to that.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Last year I went on a once in a lifetime holiday!

Never again "

Pmsl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"What is one or few things that you would never ever do again? "

Sex in a canoe while going down a river. Mmm who am I kidding.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast

Shaving my pussy with a blunt razor ... eek

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough


"Get married "

Took the words out of my mouth

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border

Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer "
bloody awful.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer "

Big dirty turn on for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border


"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer

Big dirty turn on for me "

All to there not judgemental at all here lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border


"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer bloody awful. "

Bloody nightmare

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been with someone at the time of month definitely a boner killer

Big dirty turn on for me

All to there not judgemental at all here lol"

Dont worry, it used to gross me out too... lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex

Yup. I'd rather go without

Totally. Be it weeks or months. Better be outstanding or nothing at all "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego. "

Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven


"Go for a wank after chopping chillies."

I'm sure that made more than your eyes water

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.

Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully "

That’s what I was wondering? An Adonis in the streets and well not so much in the sheets?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven


"Shaving my pussy with a blunt razor ... eek"

Been there & done that felt such a stupid bitch & my fanny was on fire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.

Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully

That’s what I was wondering? An Adonis in the streets and well not so much in the sheets?"

Who have you been talking too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayin"
it's filthy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego.

Surely by the time you find out its too late? Thankfully "

Nah. I can smell it off a man now!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town

Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well "

I'm not surprised

It's not for everyone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick my Willy in the Hoover never ever again "

Was it a dyson

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town


"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well

I'm not surprised

It's not for everyone "

Yes I realised that immediately after I had spoken

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well

I'm not surprised

It's not for everyone

Yes I realised that immediately after I had spoken "

It is for some people though... *raises hand slowly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shaving my pussy with a blunt razor ... eek

Been there & done that felt such a stupid bitch & my fanny was on fire "

Put some cream on that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married "

Yup, this

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Nipple piercings... The memory of the pain turns my stomach!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *addy0Man
over a year ago

carlow town


"Tell a girl I'd leave her face like a painter's radio" didn't go down well

I'm not surprised

It's not for everyone

Yes I realised that immediately after I had spoken

It is for some people though... *raises hand slowly "

Raise away were all non judgemental on fab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy. "

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period sex is great for menstrual cramps. And it is unreal.

But understand that it is not for everyone.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid "

most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting. "

And there was me thinking you were a modern man in touch with your feminine side

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting. "

Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?

Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.

And there was me thinking you were a modern man in touch with your feminine side"

period sex? Fuck no. I have just had a lovely sandwich, I don't want to vomit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.

Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?

Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... "

messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.

Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?

Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy. "

A guy had me sitting on his face once... there was so little blood, he forgot I was on my period until I reminded him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I dunno about the period sex thing... I get why for a one time thing it might be awkward but otherwise you’re missing out on some serious sex #justsayinit's filthy.

Nothing filthy about it... we’ll have to agree to differ I’m afraid most deffo. Did it once and it's enough. Messy and disgusting.

Are you sure it was a human you were fucking?

Average female bleeds no more than 20ml a day on a heavy day. So realistically after two fucks there's literally no blood left to make a mess with... messy yes. Doesn't have to be a pool of blood to be messy.

A guy had me sitting on his face once... there was so little blood, he forgot I was on my period until I reminded him

"

he was knocked out for a few minutes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If both people are having fun, sure what else matters

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my best friends sister..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Fuck my best friends sister.. "
now your talking!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck my best friends sister.. "

I feel like this warrants a bit more detail

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck my best friends sister..

I feel like this warrants a bit more detail "

No best friend now.. lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck my best friends sister..

I feel like this warrants a bit more detail "

Perve

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck my best friends sister..

I feel like this warrants a bit more detail

No best friend now.. lol"

Ok, again still too light on the detail... let me help...

Once upon a time there was a naughty boy...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Tiny willies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiny willies"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck my best friends sister..

I feel like this warrants a bit more detail

No best friend now.. lol

Ok, again still too light on the detail... let me help...

Once upon a time there was a naughty boy..."

Who knocked on the door of his friends house ....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adeenoMan
over a year ago

Longford

Sex with my mothers friend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Sex with my mothers friend "
another good one if she's hot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny willies"
you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe I have to explain this again but seriously lads, you gotta give a bit more than one line with those type of regrets

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?"

That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.

At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..

But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t believe I have to explain this again but seriously lads, you gotta give a bit more than one line with those type of regrets "

I know, right!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?

That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.

At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..

But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha "

never to late to run a mile.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere


"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.

Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.

Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q

Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!!"

I drive a bmw

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?

That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.

At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..

But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile. "

keep the pussy pics down from here ladies if you have a fanny like a "clowns pocket".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?

That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.

At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..

But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile. "

Pretend to cum to be polite or just run?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny williesyou do know the opposite to that on a female?

That's women's secret payback for disappointing sex.

At least you can see that the Willy is tiny before the intercourse..

But by the time you realise woman's vagina is like a clowns pocket it's usually too late muahahaha never to late to run a mile.

Pretend to cum to be polite or just run? "

just tell her the truth. It's not rocket science.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Keep the curtains closed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Sc#t/piss.

The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.

The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot

She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sc#t/piss.

The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.

The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot

She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle "

Remember your story about the poo hehe

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Sc#t/piss.

The sc#t was an orgasmic mistake, so excusable and understandable.

The piss was someone who thought she was a squirter. I hadn't touched her g spot

She was quickly told the difference and then physically explained to her, after she'd been sent to deposit all pee in the appropriate receptacle

Remember your story about the poo hehe

"

Which is precisely why I mentioned it.

Hey, orgasm let's everything loose

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?"

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. "

we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let out a BMW driver from a junction - no way.

Be duped into sending people face pics when I have a suspicion they are pic collectors, fakes or men pretending to be women/couples.

Do a number 2 in an airplane toilet - just in case it’s a bad one and a drop dead gorgeous passenger is next in the Q

Let out a BMW driver from a junction,,depends on the driver,,!!!!I drive a bmw "

That depends which part of couple is driving.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Sparkling water. Wtf like

Its wrong on so many levels

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Sparkling water. Wtf like

Its wrong on so many levels"

San Pellegrino sparkling water is lovely.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"Sparkling water. Wtf like

Its wrong on so many levels

San Pellegrino sparkling water is lovely. "

nah not having it. Its like alka seltzer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Plain water all the way

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have mediocre sex. Done with faking orgasms too soothe someone else's ego. "

This completely. Best go without, even a wank is far better.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Sparkling water. Wtf like

Its wrong on so many levels

San Pellegrino sparkling water is lovely. nah not having it. Its like alka seltzer"

Are you saying Alka Seltzer is lovely?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane

Join fab ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

That d*unken attempt at a sommersault during the 90s in a club.

Everyone in the whole club laughed at me as I limped off nearly breaking my back, and for the whole night whenever I tried to chat to a girl they would suddenly start laughing and say "Youre the guy who did the sommersault?"

Other than that, everything has been grand.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well. "

Oooh Mickey

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well.

Oooh Mickey "

That nearly got removed as well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon. "

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? "

I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Anyway I'm happy to be the pussytester and you'll get the truth from me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well.

Oooh Mickey

That nearly got removed as well "

Done that myself, and felt your pain

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well.

Oooh Mickey

That nearly got removed as well

Done that myself, and felt your pain "

It was going grand until the after shave...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave my ball bag after two bottles of wine. It didn't end well.

Oooh Mickey

That nearly got removed as well

Done that myself, and felt your pain

It was going grand until the after shave... "

No I didn't make that mistake!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon. "

I wonder how many men would admit to small willies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

I got bitten during sex. The pain was horrific. Never ever want that to happen again.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane


". we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

I wonder how many men would admit to small willies "

Never really compared mine to any but would it be small if the condoms kept falling off it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane

Actually all chuffed that my name has t appeared on anyone's anti-nuclear list haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"I got bitten during sex. The pain was horrific. Never ever want that to happen again. "
where??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andydevineMan
over a year ago

sligo

On the lip. Left teeth marks and lots of blood. It was a horrible experience.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? "

Even rubber bands loose some of their elasticity. May still be elastic but struggle to return to original size.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Received an upside down blow job from a lady once... As I came I looked down to see it shooting out her nose...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hadowcookieCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"What is one or few things that you would never ever do again?

Grabbing the wrong bag and showing up to a meet with antihistamines instead of condoms!"

They say a sneeze is the closest thing to an orgasm..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more. "

And I guess you know all that based on your experience

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

I wonder how many men would admit to small willies

Never really compared mine to any but would it be small if the condoms kept falling off it?"

That kept happening me to..

Turns out I was using 50lt bin bags

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience "

does yours still have a vice like grip?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?"

Mine does

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?

Mine does "

The death grip

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?

Mine does "

has to be proven unfortunately.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?

Mine does "

Yep, gets a work out every day.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?

Mine does

The death grip "

You survived

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiny willies

you do know the opposite to that on a female?

Yes I know what you consider the opposite and I'm going to say: and your point is?

If cavernous vagina is on your anti bucket list just put it up as a post and that's it. we will see how many women admit to having a vagina as wide as the grand canyon.

When will you ever learn that a vagina is elastic? I know a vagina is elastic. I have explained it to people before who didn't know otherwise but if you think all vaginas stay the same way throughout life after births etc then I can't help you any more.

And I guess you know all that based on your experience does yours still have a vice like grip?

Mine does

The death grip

You survived"

I know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Received an upside down blow job from a lady once... As I came I looked down to see it shooting out her nose... "

Somehow picturing this put me off upside down bjs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ackk25Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"Received an upside down blow job from a lady once... As I came I looked down to see it shooting out her nose...

Somehow picturing this put me off upside down bjs "

Yeah... I'll have to think of others ways of working it, will keep ya posted...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top