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Funny Valentine rhymes

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By *peeddate OP   Man
over a year ago

Armagh

Go for it boys and girls, lets have some good ones.

To start the ball rolling...

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Never surprise,

Oscar Pistorious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is difficult

I'm batman

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Rose are Red

You're as mad

As a hatter

Splatter my face

With your willy batter

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By *ilver Fox86Man
over a year ago

Meath atm

Roses are red

Violets are... violet

You can be the cockpit

And I'll be the pilot

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Roses are red,

my tampon is too,

I'm sorry darling,

it's Pornhub for you.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Roses are red,

my tampon is too,

I'm sorry darling,

it's Pornhub for you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red,

my tampon is too,

I'm sorry darling,

it's Pornhub for you."

I got a laugh outa this

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Now go and get naked

So I can fuck you

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Roses are red,

Chocolates are brown,

You're getting neither,

So calm the fuck down.

Stolen obviously

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts are up

Knickers are down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it’s stiff

Stick it in

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