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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you are in Aldi and they have vibrating foam roller. All I can think about is how much fun that would be tease someone with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

/torture them with. They're the devils invention!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You keep following chickens across the road...

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By *reshprince2017Man
over a year ago

close by

When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread "
and you expe ct ladies to reply to you because you have your kik name up? Seriously dude why be fucking rude

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread and you expe ct ladies to reply to you because you have your kik name up? Seriously dude why be fucking rude"

Why is him having his kik name up rude? Apologies if I missed something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet "

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

you have a profile on fab..

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet "
the smell of a dirty pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy. "

Thats the animal shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging isnt for hanging clothes.

A play date isnt for kids.

And coffee is never just coffee

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy.

Thats the animal shelter "
it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy.

Thats the animal shelter it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue."

Seriously if they are smelly down there,that ain't a good Sign.

If it is really strong.Than it's a infection and needs treatment ASAP. Bacteria vaginious is easily treatable. But any else.Get yourself checked out.

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"When u expect a lady will rely with a sexy perv story to this thread and you expe ct ladies to reply to you because you have your kik name up? Seriously dude why be fucking rude

Why is him having his kik name up rude? Apologies if I missed something"
no i missed something. Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet the smell of a dirty pussy.

Thats the animal shelter it's between some women's legs also. Hard to be critical though as could be a medical issue.

Seriously if they are smelly down there,that ain't a good Sign.

If it is really strong.Than it's a infection and needs treatment ASAP. Bacteria vaginious is easily treatable. But any else.Get yourself checked out. "

Plus over washing down there really messes up the natural Ph of the vagina.

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely. "
Hard to go down there if the smell is bad.

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By *hiaboutMan
over a year ago

johnstown

Most of em are bit of a turn off unless u can get em to shower when u meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs "

I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

"

Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.

I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going over a bump on a bike.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs

I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread"

Has to be fifa

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.

I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. "
yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread took a few strange turns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.

I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too"

Bleach and a steelbrush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs

I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread

Has to be fifa "

Ah thats more or a light bindage meet... anal fisting maybe battlefield?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When u continualy smell ur fingers after last nights meet "

Nailed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.

I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too

Bleach and a steelbrush?"

Lol

Well I understand that guys are not aware of what the vagina can do,other then aid in pushing out a baby and be a cock holder. Hence the whole Sarcastic tones about smell down there.

But any woman who is not aware of the changes in her vaginal area and what is normal discharge is worryingly.

And after sex you should not get a strong smell down there.

Bleeding after sex is not good in some cases. Your discharge shouldn't look like cottage cheese, it shouldn't be green or yellow,it shouldn't have a fishy smell these are tale tell signs that all is not well in your vagina. Yes meds do interfere,but not to that extent.

In the end Happy Healthy Sexy Swinging life. Mind yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been perving out the builder that is working on the new office upstairs. Ding dong wouldn't mind a fixture

Sorry for putting a damper on the Smell of your last meet,comment.

Just had to say that bit of info.

After all that is what it is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your anally fisting a guy while your better half is gaming downstairs

I think the important queestion here is what is the better haldlf playing? I should be on the you know your not pervy enough for that when thread

Has to be fifa

Ah thats more or a light bindage meet... anal fisting maybe battlefield?"

no fifa and battlefield are boring as fuck. like a game with actual substance

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"This is true. Doctors say that a healthy lady garden shouldnt actually smell lovely.

Ye cause a rose brush with thorns is Welcoming lol.

I wasn't saying not to wash down there,just using over powering products is more harmful than good. yea and to douche is supposedly dangerous too

Bleach and a steelbrush?

Lol

Well I understand that guys are not aware of what the vagina can do,other then aid in pushing out a baby and be a cock holder. Hence the whole Sarcastic tones about smell down there.

But any woman who is not aware of the changes in her vaginal area and what is normal discharge is worryingly.

And after sex you should not get a strong smell down there.

Bleeding after sex is not good in some cases. Your discharge shouldn't look like cottage cheese, it shouldn't be green or yellow,it shouldn't have a fishy smell these are tale tell signs that all is not well in your vagina. Yes meds do interfere,but not to that extent.

In the end Happy Healthy Sexy Swinging life. Mind yourself

"

I just vomited in my mouth. Thanks for that. Lol

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Fresh meat isn't necessarily gotten from the butchers

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

You can’t have a normal conversation without everything meaning something dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh meat isn't necessarily gotten from the butchers "

???

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

"Fishy smell down there"

Well that's my appetite for the prawns in the fridge gone for my tea !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone "

Times like this I wish I had a penis. DIY at it's finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this thread took a few strange turns.... "

Was thinking that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone "

What’s the glove for?

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Fresh meat isn't necessarily gotten from the butchers

??? "

Ooops did I say that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for? "

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"you are in Aldi and they have vibrating foam roller. All I can think about is how much fun that would be tease someone with it"

Do they really !!! How much ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is shopping in Aldi or Lidl always like a game of 'I went to the market'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius "

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use "

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman? "

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman?

"

How did they find that technique for the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When u hear the yummy mummys at the school gates arranging a play date, and u visualise them writhing round in sexy gear asking for your cum.

When someone says its fab and straight away u wonder what is their username.

You know ur a pervert when u kiss ur wife after shes just sucked ur mate off

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle "

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon "

And salt for some texture

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture "

Add in a little tequila and you’d be sorted.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture "

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating "

Could actually work!

Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.

Maximum sensitivity guaranteed

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating

Could actually work!

Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.

Maximum sensitivity guaranteed "

I think my cock just crawled back up inside me i can feel the burning sensation already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating

Could actually work!

Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.

Maximum sensitivity guaranteed "

Jesus Christ

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating

Could actually work!

Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.

Maximum sensitivity guaranteed

Jesus Christ "

No pain no gain

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Probably the same way someone invented the Pringle jingle

Once they didn’t start with a lemon

And salt for some texture

Are we talking about tequila or masterbating

Could actually work!

Sprinkle salt on the inside of a lemon, slide it up and down the shaft, take a mouthful of tequila and suck the tip while it's still in your mouth.

Maximum sensitivity guaranteed

Jesus Christ "

Think shes gone on to the kink thread to post her love of inflicting pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...it takes my brain seven hours to finally realise you never actually said 'pervert'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all. I'm more of a receiver

You know you're a pervert when you repurpose belts...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Not at all. I'm more of a receiver

You know you're a pervert when you repurpose belts... "

And ties oh also clothes pegs

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

When you walk 10 mins past work cos of the ladys arse walking in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you walk 10 mins past work cos of the ladys arse walking in front of you"

Pmsl I've done that too!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"...it takes my brain seven hours to finally realise you never actually said 'pervert' "

Ha brilliant didn’t notice

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"...it takes my brain seven hours to finally realise you never actually said 'pervert' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman? "

Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol

You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't stop looking at someone's profile photo because it's stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't stop looking at someone's profile photo because it's stunning "

awwww I'm embarrassed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman?

Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol

You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days "

Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol

Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman?

Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol

You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days

Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol

Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U"

Ever thought about putting all these tips and ideas into a book, there is a fortune to be made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day... when I grow up I'll make a business out of it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

The next JK Rowling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The next JK Rowling "

Would maybe start with workshops of some kind...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"The next JK Rowling

Would maybe start with workshops of some kind... "

Best way to learn, hands on

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

When im in penneys and check out the mannequins arse in a thong

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Even the mannequins that only have a bottom half

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"An empty Pringles can, 2 large sponges, a latex glove and some lube is making the best of a night in alone

What’s the glove for?

To make the inside extra slippery combined with lube. Bloody genius

Exactly, there is actually a clip on PH of a girl making 1 and pleasuring her partner with it....You have to pierce a little hole in the bottom of the can also to prevent it creating a vacume when in use

Amazing idea.

Only as long as that partner is blindfolded

Have you seen the grapefruit woman?

Have never heard of the grape fruit woman.....is it safe to Google lol

You'll never look at Pringles on the shelf in the supermarket in the same light again ....they be mysteriously selling out in the next few days

Pringles thing as much as i would want to have no use for me at the moment lol

Gloves tho.. hmmm...so many other erotic things can be done with gloves when you combine them with lube

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U"

OMG, that noise she makes when she is sucking the dildo. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe "

When your really happy to see missus fine ass back as her profile pic

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By *ymguyN.IMan
over a year ago

belfast

steal her panties for a trophy

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe "

We've all done it. All hours of the morning looking at YouTube and then next thing we are watching random YouTube videos like what noise does a worm a make or how long it takes a Giraffe to throw up.

The internet is a truly wonderful thing. Library right at our fingertips though also a big distraction at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Places that YouTube takes you to are sometimes odd alright hehe

When your really happy to see missus fine ass back as her profile pic "

I’ll second that!!!!! Just begs for a face buried in it

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