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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My hand is in my jocks

Thinking of u

Its cuming and as always i always get tongue tied or brain freeze trying to think what to put on the card whats ur go to verse

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like to write romantic poetry

But always put too many syllables in the last line or two.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are too

So are daffodils

I may be colourblind.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A 69 would class

As dinner for two.

Who gives a fuck about Valentine's day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are a waste

Violets are too

Come sit on my face

And have a p........lesent day

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Roses are red

Get into my bed

You can kiss my lips

While I blow your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My dick is hard

Only for you

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Will i cum on ur titties

Or cum in ur shoe

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Spend an hour wth me

Ill only charge a few bob

"

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Spend an hour wth me

Ill only charge a few bob

"

A few bob u say

But u dont promise a lay

Now if she sat on my knee

A smile on her face there will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I think your mammy's a better ride than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hear Hardy is hung

And keeps a shed full of dung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Littrwren's a bicycle made for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red Violets are blue am a Schizophrenic an so am i

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Spend an hour wth me

Ill only charge a few bob

A few bob u say

But u dont promise a lay

Now if she sat on my knee

A smile on her face there will be "

She's not smiling,

She's laughing

Cos she can't find your dick.

She said it's so small

It looks like a wick

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By *ondalingerMan
over a year ago

City center

Roses are dead

Violets are too

I lost my erection

Looking at you

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are purple

I like to make rhymes

Something,something, something...urple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I know you like anal

Tonight I do too

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The ditch is my hide

Who fancies a ride?

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Spend an hour wth me

Ill only charge a few bob

A few bob u say

But u dont promise a lay

Now if she sat on my knee

A smile on her face there will be

She's not smiling,

She's laughing

Cos she can't find your dick.

She said it's so small

It looks like a wick "

Of course its a wick

That i love to dip

Up to the balls

Into her I'll slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose's are red

Violets are blue

Littrwren's a bicycle made for two "

Now why do I like the sound of that

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob. "

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Fantastic "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Fantastic

Love it "

Winner ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob. "

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Roses are flowers,

Pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side you're not with a knob.

Spend an hour wth me

Ill only charge a few bob

A few bob u say

But u dont promise a lay

Now if she sat on my knee

A smile on her face there will be

She's not smiling,

She's laughing

Cos she can't find your dick.

She said it's so small

It looks like a wick

Of course its a wick

That i love to dip

Up to the balls

Into her I'll slip

"

CJ hallmark are looking for your number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I think your mammy's a better ride than you "

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Here's some cheap chocolates & flowers

That I bought for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He grabbed me by my slender neck 

I couldn't yell or scream. 

He took me to his dingy room 

Where we could not be seen.

He stripped me of my flimsy wrap,

And gazed upon my form. 

I was wet and cold and damp, 

And he was nice and warm. 

His feverish lips he pressed to mine,

I gave him every drop.

He drained me of my very self, 

And I couldn't make him stop. 

He made me what I am today, 

That's why you find me here... 

A broken bottle, tossed away, 

That once was full of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are blue

I'm so horny

I don't know what to do

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By *r Connie LingusMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

Lets have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

When thinking of you,

I spray my glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm no good at rhyming

Show me your boobs

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