FabSwingers.com forum: We giggle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We light hearted giggle...

Post your "rude sayings" you've heard, or, local "slang"

We will kick it off with....

WOULDN'T PISS ON YA IF YA WERE ON FIRE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useless as tits on a bull

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Wouldn't even ride ya into battle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt ride ya if ya had pedals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has two brain cells and they hate each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them body parts and you still have to be an asshole

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

You smell like a donkeys ass

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

She looks like a dog licking a nettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate teapot

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By *exy Silver FoxMan
over a year ago

everywhere

Your as useful as tits on a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tide wouldn't take them out

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By *ornyxbbwCouple
over a year ago

Monaghan

He couldn’t get a ride in a whorehouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shoot the person in the head. If he was trying to piss on you if you were on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck"

Looking at the female profile Pic"s how could I say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a garden full of mickey's I wouldn't let her look over the fence

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By *asterMan
over a year ago

Ballymena

Tell you about the boy that couldn't come. He sent his brother

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

'A fanny like a Wizard's sleeve' always gave me a giggle.

Or, 'I'd make her face look like a painter's radio'

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Jaysus! That wind last night was enough to blow a traveller off his sister

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

Illegitimate offspring of a worm infested goat

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I remember in primary school lads would ask you if you're a 'dude' or a 'cool dude'?

Apparently a 'dude' was an ingrown wart on a camel's bollocks.

Still makes me laugh to this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your as much good as an ash tray on a motorbike

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By *r MercMan
over a year ago

dublin

She was that ugly the tears ran down her back

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I wouldn't give you my last Rolo even if you were in a diabetic coma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a busted sofa

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

So ugly even a sniper wouldn’t take you out.

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

Fanny like a badly packed kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Agatha Christie. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radar trap. A hairy fanny, named after the popular speed enforcement device wielded by over zealous guards hiding in the shrubbery, ie. The Cunt behind the Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Roy Walker moment.

A satisfying but morally dubious sexual encounter, eg. With a friend’s wife or a woman old enough to be one’s mother, or a friend’s mother. From the TV show Catchphrase presenter.

"it’s good, but it’s not right”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She could shit on my chest and slap it with a hurl.

A romantic young man's declaration of his deep, undying love for the new girl in his life.

'Did my heart love 'till now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'till this night. 'Tis Juliet, and if she's not my true love I wouldst eat my hat. Thou could shit on my chest and slap it with a hurl'

(from Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare).

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By *ildmovementMan
over a year ago

Dublin

“I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knee’s just to stick match sticks in her shit”

was one that was quoted to me a few years ago

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

If I'd a dog with a face like that I'd shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp...

Poor bulldogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one thinks her shite is chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniper wouldn’t take you out!

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

If you were a dog, you would have been put down a long time ago.

How's your belly for a lodger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skobie O' Gill and the Lidl people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ate her arse through a hole in the hedge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cillit bang wouldn't shift her

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A nice ass is like 2 eggs in a hanky.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

All that sperm,,, and you were the fastest

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya cant lift her, dont shift her

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

"“I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knee’s just to stick match sticks in her shit”

was one that was quoted to me a few years ago

Haha I heard a similar one:

"I'd crawl naked on my arse over a mile of broken glass just to throw stones at her shit"

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

You can't polish a turd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face like a melted welly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow you nose..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a bag of mickies I wouldn't give her one

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By *ragonfly777Man
over a year ago

belfast

Me throats as dry as a nuns cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tide wouldn't take you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he fell into a bucket of tits, he'd come out sucking his thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your no show pony .. but you’ll do for a ride around the yard

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By *hemcicalMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Overheard in a chippy - "I don't love you, I don't love you? Course I bleedin do, sure don't I ride ye and buy ye chips?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pig with lipstick is still a pig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so hot I'd eat the shite out of her asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often describe myself as "Face like a half eaten pastie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lads one to another lad.

Not even with yours

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By *nicumCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

At end of the night she had a face like a painter's radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body for baywatch and a face for crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At end of the night she had a face like a painter's radio"

Revolting

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By *ragonfly777Man
over a year ago

belfast

Shes got a fanny like a ti busted ti sofa

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