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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An Offaly mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Mammy was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from the Hilton, in Dingle, Kerry, two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mammy was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mammy blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from the Plaza, on Salthill, Galway a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mammy now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon to the celebrity packed holiday resort, Tramore, in Co. Waterford, very swanky. Mammy waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "Ryanair". Mammy took out her latest Offaly Gossip magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." (Mammy fainted)???? |
