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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My Grandfathers name was Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He always made sure I was fed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With shite he pulled out from under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And he knew i liked to take women to bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked him to keep his shite in the shed

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

But one thing Grandad always said was...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So he played with himself in the other room instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But after I asked him to keep his shite in the shed he said....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where is that woman you were humping in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Timmy, I'm old and I'm wise,

So don't be surpised

I've seen all the women,

I've done all the deeds.

To trouble and pain all your women will lead.

I'm keeping the shovels of shite in your bed

For them not to stay overnight.

As if they do once- your whole life will be shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s still upstairs with her legs spread.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Give her some sausage and she ll give ypu some head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give her some sausage and she ll give ypu some head "

You're a match made in heaven like Dougal and Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give her some sausage and she ll give ypu some head "

Haha thats quality lol

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Quality over quantity" we hear them say !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My name is not dougle they call me just Fred and if you give me good head I'll fill u with lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Quality over quantity" we hear them say !"

I agree totally

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My grandfather's name was fred

And he never had sex in a bed

But he did on the floor

And outside the door

Cos I think he was mad in the head

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"My Grandfathers name was Fred"

Barney was his best friend he always said

But the reason I'm delivering this eulogy

is that Wilma caught him banging Betty

...and now the poor old fucker is dead

R.I.P Fred

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On his last breath just before his death he opened his eyes and said no matter ur cock size big or small you will never hit the back wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfathers name is Fred

He finally lured his woman to bed

He took 4 of the blue pill

As on the bed she lay still

But when he jumped on her,

he pole vaulted out the window instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandfather's name was Fred who lived in a shed but didn't have a bed and had to be fed..

Look after the elderly it's cold out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He liked to give grandma's lover head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He liked to give grandma's lover head "

While she sat on his face with a smile and said....

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Why does everything always have to rhyme?

It's as if not doing so is some kind of crime.

Oh wait..... hang on....

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