FabSwingers.com forum: Joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bob had gotten himself into a habit of when he went out, he got so d*unk that he would be sick over himself.

One night he came home, covered in his own sick and his wife told he if it happened again she would leave him.

The next night Bob went out the same thing happened again - Bob was sick all over himself. Turning to his friend Bob panicked:

"What am I going to do? My wife will leave me".

His friend said, "stick a tenner in your top pocket, and tell your wife another person was sick on you and gave you the tenner for dry cleaning".

Thinking this was a brilliant idea, Bob went home. Just as his wife was about to shout at him he stopped her, and explained that another d*unk had been sick on him and gave him a tenner for dry cleaning which was in his top pocket.

Bob's wife reached into his top pocket and pulled out 2 tenners.

"But Bob, there's 20 quid here"

"Yes my darling, the other tenner is from the man who shit in my pants"

By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Bob had gotten himself into a habit of when he went out, he got so d*unk that he would be sick over himself.

One night he came home, covered in his own sick and his wife told he if it happened again she would leave him.

The next night Bob went out the same thing happened again - Bob was sick all over himself. Turning to his friend Bob panicked:

"What am I going to do? My wife will leave me".

His friend said, "stick a tenner in your top pocket, and tell your wife another person was sick on you and gave you the tenner for dry cleaning".

Bob's wife reached into his top pocket and pulled out 2 tenners.

"But Bob, there's 20 quid here"

"Yes my darling, the other tenner is from the man who shit in my pants""

By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

Guy goes to the doctor

Doctor .I have a problem with my bowels ...I go for a shit every morning around half six

Doctor...that not a problem at least you are regular

.guy ...but I don't wake up till after seven...