FabSwingers.com forum: Just woke up with.....

By *rishguy3217 OP Man
over a year ago

Sunny Southeast / Dublin

Good morning all, bit of fun. Post answers below. Prize for the best lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

A pain in me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With an unbelievable Woodie

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By *rishguy3217 OP Man
over a year ago

Sunny Southeast / Dublin

"A pain in me back

Oh no, get the oil out for a nice rub

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On the sofa with a fancy glass from a bar I was at last night oh and and a massive throbbing head and need ........tablets and a shower lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbours wife in my bed again. Well that’s what he gets for going to watch Utd today ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crippling existential fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..my ballbag stuck to my leg

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

Let me in little piggy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

Let me in little piggy

Ill never squeel

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

Let me in little piggy

Ill never squeel

Fancy a spit roast cj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

Let me in little piggy

Ill never squeel

Fancy a spit roast cj?

Oh excellent DH

come join me in the abuse

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By *rishguy3217 OP Man
over a year ago

Sunny Southeast / Dublin

"The mail box of my fab acc turned yellow to open a mail from a guy asking if id like my cock sucked dry as usual the customary cock pic attached

Damm u hangover horn and i wasnt drinking last nighg

....An incredible urge to peg CJ

Morning pet

Morning suggar

Dont u just hate when shes pushing her cock against ur ass asking are u awake

Let me in little piggy

Ill never squeel

Fancy a spit roast cj?

Awful filth being discussed this hour of a Sunday morning! LOVE IT !!!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist

A dehumidifier would sort that right out for you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..my ballbag stuck to my leg

Is that a thing??

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

A warm hand rubbing between my legs....Damn it was my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A warm hand rubbing between my legs....Damn it was my own

You sure about that ??

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

An ache for a good ride

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"An ache for a good ride

^^^ This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very cold toes. I better get up soon and put heating on.still in bed was up till 4 watching TV and drinking Apple snaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What year is it...

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Moist

A dehumidifier would sort that right out for you....."

Boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol"

A cat??? Never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An urge to Fuck the neighbours wife!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I woke up with a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry.

It was probably the only thing that was stopping me from falling out of the bed last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol"

Never heard phrase before but love it

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I woke up with a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry.

It was probably the only thing that was stopping me from falling out of the bed last night.

Asses and pussys. There's a theme forming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..my ballbag stuck to my leg

Is that a thing??"

It was this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice ass by the way MsBash. Wish i woke up to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist

A dehumidifier would sort that right out for you.....

Boring

Moist? I have a perfect accompaniment to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass by the way MsBash. Wish i woke up to that

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice ass by the way MsBash. Wish i woke up to that

Thank you

No thank you. My hands have an urge to grope and spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol

A cat??? Never heard that one before

Cats like to scratch things.. wouldn’t imagine a cat would have scratched the aggressive errection I woke up with.. even I was scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol

Never heard phrase before but love it

I have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol

Never heard phrase before but love it

I have a way with words

Is that all you have a way with?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woke up with a hardon a cat wouldn’t scratch lol

Never heard phrase before but love it

I have a way with words

Is that all you have a way with?!"

Not at all... I have many ways.. it’s just getting away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up with a beer beside me in the bed. Fuck them beer Goggle's. She but on 3 stone in her sleep. What the fuck was she eating when I was asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up with a beer beside me in the bed. Fuck them beer Goggle's. She but on 3 stone in her sleep. What the fuck was she eating when I was asleep. "

Have you checked the rest of your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up with a beer beside me in the bed. Fuck them beer Goggle's. She but on 3 stone in her sleep. What the fuck was she eating when I was asleep.

Have you checked the rest of your body?"

Just a joke didn't real happen. Very sorry papa bear

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Just woke up with my account cleaned out

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