FabSwingers.com forum: False advertising

By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

Us fellas have it tough, we could get off with a “good looking” woman on a night out and they could look completely different a few days later . No make up, no false eye lashes,no push up bra’s, no Spanx, no fake tan, no hair extensions, no false nails. Some women should be done for false advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing i'd be guilty of there is minimal makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No false advertising here. Why bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No false advertising here. Why bother"

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"No false advertising here. Why bother

And ye both look amazing. It’s the plastic look young wans are going for these days

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Nothing false here!

After I leave my teeth on the locker, glass eye in a jar and wig on the pillow everything else is real

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I love my make up. Everything else is all mine. Nothing false.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing false here,cudnt be bothered spending all that time and money for it all to be gone in a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they annoy you that much OP go for more natural looking women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us fellas have it tough, we could get off with a “good looking” woman on a night out and they could look completely different a few days later . No make up, no false eye lashes,no push up bra’s, no Spanx, no fake tan, no hair extensions, no false nails. Some women should be done for false advertising "

Everyone is guilty of false advertising, fab is a hot bed of fake news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing false here!

After I leave my teeth on the locker, glass eye in a jar and wig on the pillow everything else is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No false advertising here. Why bother

And ye both look amazing. It’s the plastic look young wans are going for these days"

Well...At your age shouldn't you know better than be going after the young wans

Who are lacking experience of us older burds

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By *gentleman44Man
over a year ago

dublin

"No false advertising here. Why bother

And ye both look amazing. It’s the plastic look young wans are going for these days

Well...At your age shouldn't you know better than be going after the young wans

Who are lacking experience of us older burds"
well said young lady

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

What ever the lady needs to make her feel better is ok with me, but just a little less makeup on some, it must cost some ladies a fortune in make up the way they layer it on, I’ve seen less on clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is guilty of false advertising, fab is a hot bed of fake news "

Not here. What u see is what u get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever the lady needs to make her feel better is ok with me, but just a little less makeup on some, it must cost some ladies a fortune in make up the way they layer it on, I’ve seen less on clowns "

I only wear enough to cover the flaws

And the pastiness

And it usually gone in the heat of a workout anyway

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

I only wear enough to cover the flaws

And the pastiness

And it usually gone in the heat of a workout anyway"
a good workout can clear a lot of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barely wear any make up... ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely wear any make up... ever

They come in handy at times!

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By *rsmiley69Man
over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

"Barely wear any make up... ever

No fake hair, rarely a bra, no false tan, matter of fact never even tried it, never whitened my teeth, don't know how false eyelashes work, don't even pluck my eyebrows. Only weakness is false nails. Love them. "
nor do you need any of it, just that red lip stick mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely wear any make up... ever

No fake hair, rarely a bra, no false tan, matter of fact never even tried it, never whitened my teeth, don't know how false eyelashes work, don't even pluck my eyebrows. Only weakness is false nails. Love them. "
white is the new tan as you stand out from the crowd and you have everything else in abundance to

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah"

Na way to much work. I have a pussy, nothing else needed.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"If they annoy you that much OP go for more natural looking women

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah"

You don’t have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to"

Oh I do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it any wonder the MGTOW thread is filling up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out"

Bag for your head and a bag for mine too just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out

Bag for your head and a bag for mine too just to be sure"

One bag with no eye holes is all we need rookie

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out

Bag for your head and a bag for mine too just to be sure"

Alternatively just switch off the light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out

Bag for your head and a bag for mine too just to be sure

Alternatively just switch off the light

That works too

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do..."

I don’t think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Last time I did, he looked me up and down, said no thanks your not for me and left me standing in middle of coffee shop.

So no more effort made

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do"

Oh no you don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is guilty of false advertising, fab is a hot bed of fake news

Not here. What u see is what u get"

Really, hmmmm

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

I'm as fake as fuck had no complaints yet

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Wonderbra - the over promising bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you see is what you get with me. I like it now a then to get all done up,But it's not a every day thing. Where I feel I can't function if I don't have make up on.

But each to their own. But I do totally understand where you guys are coming from it is unfair. As they wouldn't touch ye if ye were a certain way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

Oh no you don’t "

Everyone has to make an effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now don't think anyone goes for the zombie look. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt many fellas would complain nxt morning once they had a good time sure some people love all the primping and preening and some don't and ye can't win either way with some people who always want more

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Paper bag and blackout blinds will sort that right out

Bag for your head and a bag for mine too just to be sure

Alternatively just switch off the light

Much too kinky for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is guilty of false advertising, fab is a hot bed of fake news

Not here. What u see is what u get

Really, hmmmm

Yes actually.

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

Oh no you don’t

Everyone has to make an effort"

Very true more so than others. Nothing more beautiful than a naturally beautiful woman

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

Oh no you don’t

Everyone has to make an effort

Very true more so than others. Nothing more beautiful than a naturally beautiful woman "
Kelly brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

Oh no you don’t

Everyone has to make an effort

Very true more so than others. Nothing more beautiful than a naturally beautiful woman "
I better trot on so with my fake tan and eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate a lady with fake tan its a devil to get off the bed sheets next day and does not smell very nice

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nah

You don’t have to

Oh I do...

I don’t think so

Oh I do

Oh no you don’t

Everyone has to make an effort

Very true more so than others. Nothing more beautiful than a naturally beautiful woman I better trot on so with my fake tan and eyelashes

I’d make an exception for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be listening to head a ball, "natural beauty" your watching to many nora jones movies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate a lady with fake tan its a devil to get off the bed sheets next day and does not smell very nice "
Not if you use the right one

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"Hate a lady with fake tan its a devil to get off the bed sheets next day and does not smell very nice Not if you use the right one "
isn’t there tablets you can take now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate a lady with fake tan its a devil to get off the bed sheets next day and does not smell very nice Not if you use the right one isn’t there tablets you can take now"
You mean bold tablets to wash the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

I feel like a women too if anyone has one lying around

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Be worse if we didn't put in the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

I feel like a women too if anyone has one lying around"

Anseo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

Don't get me wrong love getting dressed up and putting makeup etc on.

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By *lan5200 OP Man
over a year ago

cavan

"Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

I’d love to see for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv my Warpaint and little enhancement..I'm a minority on this thread..but "man I feel like a woman"

I’d love to see for myself

Hmm..let's get ur people to talk to my people n work sumthn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely wear any make up... ever

No fake hair, rarely a bra, no false tan, matter of fact never even tried it, never whitened my teeth, don't know how false eyelashes work, don't even pluck my eyebrows. Only weakness is false nails. Love them. white is the new tan as you stand out from the crowd and you have everything else in abundance to "

My skin is naturally dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate a lady with fake tan its a devil to get off the bed sheets next day and does not smell very nice Not if you use the right one isn’t there tablets you can take nowYou mean bold tablets to wash the sheets "

He is on about the tablets that you take to help you Tan. But yep bold tablets do work wonders.

In the end it's entirely up to the individual themselves what they like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely wear any make up... ever

No fake hair, rarely a bra, no false tan, matter of fact never even tried it, never whitened my teeth, don't know how false eyelashes work, don't even pluck my eyebrows. Only weakness is false nails. Love them. white is the new tan as you stand out from the crowd and you have everything else in abundance to

My skin is naturally dark

With the dirt by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is on about the tablets that you take to help you Tan. But yep bold tablets do work wonders.

In the end it's entirely up to the individual themselves what they like.

"
I was just taken the piss lol but totally agree with you every one to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of them

Im 100 % natural, no make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

I’ve been known to shower on special occasions

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

I’ve been known to shower on special occasions

Same. Hey, I need to collect the cheese before curing a new batch

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"for fuck sake does anyone on this thread make an effort

Nope hate fake tan it stinks, wear some make up when going out out, might paint my nails and my bestie Sweets will tell ya I’m shite with make up

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I woke up beside what I thought was a crime scene once ....

Then this white girl appeared from the en suite .....

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin

I like a woman to look well but not plastered with tan and heavy make up,natural look with nails etc not over the top

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By *sexybitchWoman
over a year ago

north dublin

I only wear make up when i go out other ways i feel people eating me with them eyes

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"I woke up beside what I thought was a crime scene once ....

Then this white girl appeared from the en suite .....

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"I only wear make up when i go out other ways i feel people eating me with them eyes

You should watch M&s Peregrine'sp Home for Peculiar Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady’s wear makeup not because they are vain. Not because it’s false advertising. Not because they think by doing so it will get them the attention they desire. They do it, in my opinion, because it makes them feel feminine and well played lady’s. You do a stand up job. Proof is in the penile stand up. As for the lads? Ask any lady. Do men get more distinguished with age?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Seemingly so, without makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I think make up and hair extensions etc are just enhancers. Well turned out women are great and I think fair play to them for having the time and making the effort to do it all. Nice to see when people make an effort in general. Mind you I hate those scouse eyebrows and nowt worse than too much make up or fake tan.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

You may ask yourself why there's a desire to 'feel femine'? And you'll find the answers in the reasons you listed at the beginning of your post and some more you forgot to mention such as insecurities, low self-confidence, social pressure etc.

Don't get me wrong I'm not opposed to make up, I apply make up myself in moderation. But there's no point in camoflaging the reasons with verbal make up.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Alot of women look completely different without all the glam, eye shadow makeup lipstick/lip gloss etc. The real look is when a woman has a shower and steps out in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of women look completely different without all the glam, eye shadow makeup lipstick/lip gloss etc. The real look is when a woman has a shower and steps out in the morning. "

I have never woken up next to a stranger but the first look in the morning must be a bit nerve racking

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