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By *ondalinger OP   Man
over a year ago

City center

Im sure im not alone in having a mam full of mam sayings

Always wear clean underwear incase you get knocked down. Chances are if you see a car coming for you. You are gonna shit yourself anyway

Or come here. Im not gonna hit you. Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mommy always said:

Don't ever argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level then beat you with experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine said I was a nymphomaniac

Perhaps she was right

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If u die with a face like that no one will wash it

I didnt pick tbisface u and tbe man u slept with gave me

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If u dont stop wanking ull go blind

So now i wear glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mam always said pls behave yourself and don’t end up like me 10 kids ... but she was the best and we all had the same dad just Incase anyone asked lol

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By *ondalinger OP   Man
over a year ago

City center

My dad used to say that to me whilst pointing at the dog

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My mam always said pls behave yourself and don’t end up like me 10 kids ... but she was the best and we all had the same dad just Incase anyone asked lol "

Well we didnt get our naughtyness crossong the yard i remember mh parents going for a nap on sundays

Now i know what a nap means hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your tongue will turn black if you tell lies, and she would examine it too....i believed that for years

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By *upidsbowkissWoman
over a year ago

City Center

My má always said never eat more than you can carry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop annoying ur brother or the wooden spoon will redden your arse young man..

I even got one broke across my arse from the whack she hit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mam always said pls behave yourself and don’t end up like me 10 kids ... but she was the best and we all had the same dad just Incase anyone asked lol

Well we didnt get our naughtyness crossong the yard i remember mh parents going for a nap on sundays . Now I love a good nap

Now i know what a nap means hehehe "

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

It will end in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of you fall and break your two legs don't come running to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My má always said never eat more than you can carry "

Right ladies lets see who I can carry.......

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Mam im hungry

Nice to meet you im mary

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Which one did you bring home last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya "

She lied

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By *eankaren88Couple
over a year ago

By the sea

My dad always said to me when I was going out.

"If I was not in bed by 10 I had to come home."

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Mine said I was a nymphomaniac

Perhaps she was right "
home angel town devil

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By *ondalinger OP   Man
over a year ago

City center

I had smaller sisters if one of them banged off the table my mam would smack the table and tell the table it was bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't get back you will have 3 fucking shoes ,two on your feet and one stuck up your hole haha that was the q to run

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Treat people the way you want people to treat you, never understood What it Meant til I was older x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya

She lied "
lol I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya

She lied lol I know "

Mine told me to stay away from boys like you

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Mine always told me to wrap my Willy. I listened well.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Don't let people drag you down.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine told me never to let a man touch me "down there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini used to say ...which one are you motoring now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya

She lied lol I know

Mine told me to stay away from boys like you "

But did you listen !!

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

" does that effin dog not understand plain English? "

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

What did you do now?

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By *ig 3002000Man
over a year ago

wansted

cover up when your going in not out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ma used to say what's for ya won't go by ya

She lied lol I know

Mine told me to stay away from boys like you "
your doing a good job so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a homeless guy called Duffy around our way, used to go around with all his shit in a Dunnes trolley, and a big radio on his shoulder. When I was bold my Ma used to tell me that Duffy was my Dad and if I kept it up I could go back and live with him under the bridge.

She would tell us (3 boys) that she was gonna bring us back where she found us and swap us for 3 girls, and they'd help with all the house work and would clean their rooms, be good and would never fight or cry.

When we got older, and the wooden spoon wasnt as an effective tool as it had been in the past, she didn't miss a beat. She'd say that it was her house and if we dont like her rules, we can fuck off over to our fathers house, I'm sure he'd love to see youse. Go on, she'd say, there's the door.

My personal favourite was, dont youse lot bring anyone home pregnant, cause I'm telling youse one thing, I ain't mindin' no more kids, youse lot were bad enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These have all made me laugh I'd say my mam has said every one of them!

I'll never forget though when I was in trouble and she would be threatening with the wooden spoon... I'd say I'm ringing childline on you... And she'd say by the time I'm finished with you you will need childline so I'll ring them myself

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By *ondalinger OP   Man
over a year ago

City center

I used to say that

Her reply was its a fucking ambulance ya wanna be ringing

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Me sometimes at meals: But mum,I don't like this!!!

Her: You don't have to like it. All you have to do is eat it.

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you


"There was a homeless guy called Duffy around our way, used to go around with all his shit in a Dunnes trolley, and a big radio on his shoulder. When I was bold my Ma used to tell me that Duffy was my Dad and if I kept it up I could go back and live with him under the bridge.

She would tell us (3 boys) that she was gonna bring us back where she found us and swap us for 3 girls, and they'd help with all the house work and would clean their rooms, be good and would never fight or cry.

When we got older, and the wooden spoon wasnt as an effective tool as it had been in the past, she didn't miss a beat. She'd say that it was her house and if we dont like her rules, we can fuck off over to our fathers house, I'm sure he'd love to see youse. Go on, she'd say, there's the door.

My personal favourite was, dont youse lot bring anyone home pregnant, cause I'm telling youse one thing, I ain't mindin' no more kids, youse lot were bad enough."

I like the cut of this lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These have all made me laugh I'd say my mam has said every one of them!

I'll never forget though when I was in trouble and she would be threatening with the wooden spoon... I'd say I'm ringing childline on you... And she'd say by the time I'm finished with you you will need childline so I'll ring them myself "

Sounds familiar used to get that one too. Or "wait I'll ring them for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If there was hair on it, you’d find it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for dinner?

Whatever i put in front of you! She was right too. She's a genius cook. I love my mommy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a slap always puzzled me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me that cane down from on top of the cupboards! Oh can i? Thanks mom.....aaaagh! Aaaaaagh! Wtf!? Fuck that stings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break. Your legs.. Don't come running to me.

And the if your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 Regal ordinary and get yourself a sweet

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Lets say the rosary !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re bold I’m going to ring Mrs.Cooney and she’ll bring you up to Cavan and you’ll have to sleep with the pigs in her shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fall out if that tree and break both your legs don't come running to me!

Confused the shit out of me for years

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"

"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "

Oh how I miss that woman tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"

"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "

Oh how I miss that woman tho "

Awwww hugs x

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


""Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"

"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "

Oh how I miss that woman tho

Awwww hugs x"

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"

"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "

Oh how I miss that woman tho

Awwww hugs x

Thankyou x"

X

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I just remember the last thing she ever said

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"Stop shaking the ladder, ya little bollix!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will break this wooden spoon off ye!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u go to mass last night.

My reply. Course I went.

Her next question. Who was the priest??

My reply..............nothing..

Her. U little bollox if u say ur going to mass and don't go tats 2 black marks in ur soul..

My reply.. its OK mam I washed the black marks of with pints of bulmers.

Wasnt more tan 15 or 16 and mass used to be the quickest way into town on a Saturday night..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just remember the last thing she ever said

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"Stop shaking the ladder, ya little bollix!" "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "end game" thing my Mam would always say to me after unsuccessfully chasing me around the house with the brush handle was "just wait till your Da gets home", that's when I knew I was fucked lol

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"I just remember the last thing she ever said

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"Stop shaking the ladder, ya little bollix!" "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah love all them. They all made me laugh.

If we were bold my mother used to whack us with the disccloth on the leg. Feckin sore it was

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By *lan5200Man
over a year ago

cavan


"My mam always said pls behave yourself and don’t end up like me 10 kids ... but she was the best and we all had the same dad just Incase anyone asked lol "

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By *lan5200Man
over a year ago

cavan


"My mam always said pls behave yourself and don’t end up like me 10 kids ... but she was the best and we all had the same dad just Incase anyone asked lol "

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By *ondalinger OP   Man
over a year ago

City center

My mam made up her own words but we always knew what she was on about. Ie. Well you better do that betterint ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u are not in bed by 12 o c go home to your own bed lol

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