FabSwingers.com forum: Baggy vaginias

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Met this bargirl years ago near where I don’t live anymore.

Drop dead gorgeous.

Beautiful symmetrical tits like size 4 footballs.

Narrow little waist but a savage bubble arse.

We went on a date, had a few cocktails, went back to hers, kissing was amazing in the stairwell on the way up to her apartment.

We went inside her studio apartment, I excused myself to use the loo and when I got there I saw big dirty poo skid marks in the toilet. I have to be honest I got a little bit sick in my mouth but I let it slide.

Went back out and she was already naked sprawled across her sofa. I dropped to my knees in front of her and we started kissing again, she was unzipping me and i was rock hard, I slipped a magnum size condom on and nudged my hefty cock into her now salivating pussy, in the head went without so much as a tiny resistance, up to my balls and I bottomed out in her, my fat throbbing man meat hardly made a dent. It was like throwing a sausage up OConnell street.

The end.

Anyone else any stories about big loose women parts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re hilarious

Also FYI it’s spelt vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U said you would never tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Did you try the back entrance or was the toilet preview offputting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing well. That happens too.

Also - women poop. Quite a lot at times..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing well. That happens too.

Also - women poop. Quite a lot at times..

Ah here, that’s just a myth started by the feminists

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Wishing well. That happens too.

Also - women poop. Quite a lot at times..

There's true, it's fart that they never do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my early 40s, I bagged a 20 yr old QUB student on a different sex website. Small petite slim, gorgeous . Undressed and went down on her to be confronted by a pussy that was - ahem- how to describe it- erm like she had had a broom handle in her for a week and it had just been pulled out. It was a hole you could look around inside , almost climb into. Never come across that before or since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all come in different shapes and sizes, opinions are like arseholes, we all have one and are usually fulla shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything"

Not true for me!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything"
I most certainly wont.

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

"And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything"
not all men ,he sounds like a fool ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything"

Women with loose love tunnels need love too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wouldn't ye do someone cos they are well gapped as they say .

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Loose saggy hairy vaginas. That has a beautiful ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there's the difference between men and women. Men will get up on anything"

So wrong plus I’m not fab straight either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep..... as loose as the channel tunnel. Didn’t bother me.... just more space to thrash about in.. i put a load of mixed fabrics in to save me doing them when I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a sexy lady that loved a butternut squash inserted in her. ??Then a pot of soup was made afterwards. ????

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Prefer them like this as I can last longer.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Can't stop singing "Baggy trousers "

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By *mokey and the bandit 1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Can't stop singing "Baggy trousers ""

baggy growlers

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Can't stop singing "Baggy trousers "

baggy growlers"

Lol. As it will now forever be called. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stop singing "Baggy trousers "

baggy growlers"
lol love it.

How's your baggy growler?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"We all come in different shapes and sizes, opinions are like arseholes, we all have one and are usually fulla shite!

The phrase is; opinions are like arseholes, everybody has one but not everyone wants to hear it.....fyi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Down with that sort of thing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Down with that sort of thing!!!!"

I want to go up that sort of thing of you dont mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Looks like men on fab are more sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Looks like men on fab are more sensitive

I think we just care about each other more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girlfriend bought me a rolex for my birthday. Do you like it she says, i love it i said, it will remind me of your pussy.. Oh, is that because its precious and sexy. No its loose on my wrist

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The girlfriend bought me a rolex for my birthday. Do you like it she says, i love it i said, it will remind me of your pussy.. Oh, is that because its precious and sexy. No its loose on my wrist

Haha now that is funny as fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Looks like men on fab are more sensitive

I think we just care about each other more

Guy love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Looks like men on fab are more sensitive

I think we just care about each other more

Guy love

Tiny bros before loose hoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stop singing "Baggy trousers "

baggy growlers"

Only you

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

A dirty growler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

We’re harder than men and don’t offend as easily lmao

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

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hopefully fab has turned a corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

hopefully fab has turned a corner."

Another happy ending

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Sure I have a small Willy

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

hopefully fab has turned a corner."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Well I I do remember arecent post where you got reprimanded by posting about a hot guy with a small cock, so fair play ladies for not being to sensitive

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Once had a sexy lady that loved a butternut squash inserted in her. ??Then a pot of soup was made afterwards. ????"

Both eating and drinking in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Well I I do remember arecent post where you got reprimanded by posting about a hot guy with a small cock, so fair play ladies for not being to sensitive

That’s where men became the “boys”. Us ladies know how to have banter and craic and not take everything thick...

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Well I I do remember arecent post where you got reprimanded by posting about a hot guy with a small cock, so fair play ladies for not being to sensitive

Sharp as a spoon

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Still waiting for this mystical flood of offended females to start the riot.. .

Well I I do remember arecent post where you got reprimanded by posting about a hot guy with a small cock, so fair play ladies for not being to sensitive

That’s where men became the “boys”. Us ladies know how to have banter and craic and not take everything thick...

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lol if only that was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwws here comes the dummies outa the prams.... lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwws here comes the dummies outa the prams.... lmao

Funny but true, us poor guys and our ego's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually jealous of ladies with big fufinettes.. I mean they are are potential hide and seek champions of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually jealous of ladies with big fufinettes.. I mean they are are potential hide and seek champions of the world

Would they not technically just be the venue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually jealous of ladies with big fufinettes.. I mean they are are potential hide and seek champions of the world

Would they not technically just be the venue?"

.. Some venues bigger than others, depends on the the the group trying to fill the venuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venue with

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

And yet it's impossible to resist the gravitational field of the black hole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey"

Thanks lol

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol "

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice"

Do you need me to lean down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

Hellllooooo ...... hellllloooooooo ......... hellooooooo

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

if you're wearing a skirt and it whistles in the wind when your walking or running, something like a kettle when boiling , that too could be a sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

if you're wearing a skirt and it whistles in the wind when your walking or running, something like a kettle when boiling , that too could be a sign "

I'll try that tomorrow lol

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

if you're wearing a skirt and it whistles in the wind when your walking or running, something like a kettle when boiling , that too could be a sign

I'll try that tomorrow lol"

No need Steph

I’ll happily whistle in your wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

if you're wearing a skirt and it whistles in the wind when your walking or running, something like a kettle when boiling , that too could be a sign

I'll try that tomorrow lol

No need Steph

I’ll happily whistle in your wind

For some reason can hear the whistling from the good the bad and the ugly lol

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"So how do you know if yours is baggy? The lads use shaving cans and remotes for size comparison?

Asking for a friend obviously

They shoul work... shove em squeeze and if they drop your a loosey goosey

Thanks lol

i think if you shout and there is an echo, that too could be a sign

Can't reach down to shout but thanks for advice

Do you need me to lean down there?

Ah babe thanks for the offer but I'm pretty sure it's quite tight

I’m happy to have my voice bounced back

But also happy just to be down there

if you're wearing a skirt and it whistles in the wind when your walking or running, something like a kettle when boiling , that too could be a sign

I'll try that tomorrow lol

No need Steph

I’ll happily whistle in your wind

For some reason can hear the whistling from the good the bad and the sexy lol"

Fixed that for you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing that some good aul duct tape wouldn't fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a canary down first. Could be toxic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently liver works as a realistic filler for when needs must

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