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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Touchy subject for men but here goes...

Ladies, have you got any tiny willy horror stories?

Please share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got big vagina stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suppose I should have started with one...

Fancied a local barman, tall, dark, crazy good looking... we became friends and started hanging out, took so much time and work to get him to like me back as he was really popular with the ladies... one night it finally happens - we're getting all hot and steamy with kisses, slowly getting naked, he walked me into his bedroom, dropped his pants... and... boom 3 skinny inches are staring at me from under a big bush erect and ready.

I made a poor excuse of having to go home as had to get up early. Didn't even call a taxi, just got dressed and near ran out the door.

Didn't know weather to hysterically laugh or cry at that misfortune...

After a hundred excuses why I was too busy to see him he gave up trying.

Only came back to that bar a good few months later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got big vagina stories"

You're welcome to share them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I been with a fella with a tiny Willie. His was due to an accident when he was younger. But I have to say what he made up for was his fingers was unreal. Wow he even on fab with his wife and there a lovely couple. He even had a nickname which I wont say here. He could make anyone squirt and boy was he good

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

Why is size everything to some people, its how it is used that matters. The fella you fled from probably wondered what he'd done wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is size everything to some people, its how it is used that matters. The fella you fled from probably wondered what he'd done wrong. "

Far from it. I'm not shallow.

It was just the case of "you have to see it to believe it"

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Maybe you have a large foo

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Why is size everything to some people, its how it is used that matters. The fella you fled from probably wondered what he'd done wrong.

Far from it. I'm not shallow.

It was just the case of "you have to see it to believe it" "

He can't help what size his willy is, he might be good with it, and with his tongue and fingers so you might have walked out on a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should have started with one...

Fancied a local barman, tall, dark, crazy good looking... we became friends and started hanging out, took so much time and work to get him to like me back as he was really popular with the ladies... one night it finally happens - we're getting all hot and steamy with kisses, slowly getting naked, he walked me into his bedroom, dropped his pants... and... boom 3 skinny inches are staring at me from under a big bush erect and ready.

I made a poor excuse of having to go home as had to get up early. Didn't even call a taxi, just got dressed and near ran out the door.

Didn't know weather to hysterically laugh or cry at that misfortune...

After a hundred excuses why I was too busy to see him he gave up trying.

Only came back to that bar a good few months later. "

I find this quite appalling and extremely insensitive. Could you imagine the clamour if a guy were to post on here about meeting a lady and going back to his or her's to discover her taking off a padded or push up bra and revealing a small pair of breasts, for example, and he running out of there?

I am not saying there is anything wrong with small breasts (I personally have no preference - rather wanting to take in every part of whomsoever I may have the pleasure of being with). I was just using that as an example.

Do you not think that he, above everyone else, is only too aware of the size of his penis and your reaction may have shattered what self esteem he may have had?

Posting about it on here and laughing about it is just the cherry on top.

Grow up FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a little power here, comes little responsibility. it would seem like its gone to your head op..

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Well that was a cuntish thing to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine her post if he had a 9inch cock and came in 10 seconds and fell to sleep.

Or if he sucked in his beer belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dissenting voices from the fabulous ladies, maybe there busy on the fabulous ladies thread telling each other how fabulous they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I’d say is don’t discount dexterity and oral skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely interested to hear why you didn’t give it a try? I’ve been disappointed by excessively hairy women (climbing through a jungle in one case!) but wouldn’t bolt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Genuinely interested to hear why you didn’t give it a try? I’ve been disappointed by excessively hairy women (climbing through a jungle in one case!) but wouldn’t bolt."

I think she may have ran for the hills and probably changed her identity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah stop will you. OP didn’t identify who she was referring to and yet here are people directing insults at her for the sake of I don’t know what. Just stop with the nastiness, it’s not nice.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Guys do you really need to get that personal??. The OP is not fat nor should where she comes from even factor into this thread.

Play nice!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also racism is never flattering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy made a comment about a lady like she did every lady would be on lambasting the guy for me she comes across shallow and not a person i would be bothered spending time with

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"If a guy made a comment about a lady like she did every lady would be on lambasting the guy for me she comes across shallow and not a person i would be bothered spending time with "

And that's fine . Getting so personal though... really?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"If a guy made a comment about a lady like she did every lady would be on lambasting the guy for me she comes across shallow and not a person i would be bothered spending time with

And that's fine . Getting so personal though... really?"

Not aimed at you James. We're all entitled to our opinions. Just not so personal.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

I'm afraid I have to agree with the "cuntish"thing to do especially as the OP stated that they had become friends .No matter how good looking or popular he was with the ladies ,the guy still has feelings ffs .

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

Silgo ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think anybody that makes fun of a persons physical appearance on here to get attention needs to be taken up on it be call them fat ugly etc if y have to make fun of somebody to get attention for your profile u must have not much to offer in my opinion of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha "

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men. "

Why would that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be? "

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking. "

If a man posted here saying why are all the women looking for big ones that I don't have. All the women say it's a matter of preference if a lady wants large that's her choice etc etc etc...

Then when a woman says she walked out on a small one (because I'm assuming she wants larger) both men and women jump down her throat.

People don't make sense sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking. "

Less of the generalizing i have respect for myself no matter how good looking the lady was bad manners or bad personality is a total no no for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads Lads Lads...

Stop be so defensive jeez! The Offended brigade are out...

Small Dick's exists and can be embarrassing but they are just stories

I'm not hung like a horse but I don't let this offend me

Like me saying I've seen some vaginas like a kicked over triffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think resorting to calling someone fat shows a level of immaturity been honest. I'd say when OP posted her story it was not meant to come across as insulting and just meant as a fun post however misjudged the reception it got .

Guys take offence to cock size been laughed at and you prob missed out on a decent guy sadly

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By *lan5200Man
over a year ago

cavan


"Touchy subject for men but here goes...

Ladies, have you got any tiny willy horror stories?

Please share! "

Fabulous ladies my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking.

Less of the generalizing i have respect for myself no matter how good looking the lady was bad manners or bad personality is a total no no for me "

My bad, insert "some" where required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe this may become a "finally a chance to prove men aren't the only fuckers around here" post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size is of no importance to me sexual chemistry and attraction is of more importance to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking.

If a man posted here saying why are all the women looking for big ones that I don't have. All the women say it's a matter of preference if a lady wants large that's her choice etc etc etc...

Then when a woman says she walked out on a small one (because I'm assuming she wants larger) both men and women jump down her throat.

People don't make sense sometimes "

There's a huge difference between having preferences and actively mocking people for physical attributes about which they can do nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking.

If a man posted here saying why are all the women looking for big ones that I don't have. All the women say it's a matter of preference if a lady wants large that's her choice etc etc etc...

Then when a woman says she walked out on a small one (because I'm assuming she wants larger) both men and women jump down her throat.

People don't make sense sometimes

There's a huge difference between having preferences and actively mocking people for physical attributes about which they can do nothing. "

At the end of the day it's a story. You nor I know its true no more than a story in the fantasy forum. Nobody has been named nobody has been shamed. Well except the OP

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Huuh, I understand this is a sensitive topic for men and you couldn't choose what you were given. It certainly isn't a topic for amusement and entertainment.

However having been confronted twice in my life with tiny willy I do know how awkward this situation is and it's a very difficult one to handle. Yes, there is the chance that he compensates with skills, and if you're into finger play and oral you might be in for a treat, but more likely you end up with a frustrating experience.

Btw small breasts are a bad comparison, tits are over-sexualised body parts but not essential for sexual intercourse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The post may appear shallow but id still have a go with OP. Because she's hot, up for fun and well I've a few extra inches than the man in question haha

And this is why many women on fab think it's perfectly OK to bodyshame men.

Why would that be?

Because no matter how shitty their behaviour is, guys will still come knocking.

If a man posted here saying why are all the women looking for big ones that I don't have. All the women say it's a matter of preference if a lady wants large that's her choice etc etc etc...

Then when a woman says she walked out on a small one (because I'm assuming she wants larger) both men and women jump down her throat.

People don't make sense sometimes

There's a huge difference between having preferences and actively mocking people for physical attributes about which they can do nothing.

At the end of the day it's a story. You nor I know its true no more than a story in the fantasy forum. Nobody has been named nobody has been shamed. Well except the OP "

All well and good, but imagine the furore if a man posted about walking out on a woman because of a physical attribute. I don't think it's that difficult to extend equal respect.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World

I'm going to close this now.

I have removed a few posts, but please remember to NOT insult others on here.

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