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"Oh I hear ya Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it " Thank you Geordie. I thought it was just me. | |||
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"Oh I hear ya Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it Never be stuck think I have a scissors " Me lying on the bed ,you coming at me with a pair of scissors ... not a great image. | |||
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish” You would wish you had never bothered. " The men have it easy... | |||
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"Oh I hear ya Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it Thank you Geordie. I thought it was just me. " Oh lord no You are not alone | |||
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"Perhaps a Noel Edmonds swap shop is needed I have a rake of bad buys that would look fab in someone with the right figure" Maybe we're on to something here | |||
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie. Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family. No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home.... One black bodystocking only worn once. One red bodystocking nearly worn once. Girls .... tell me I'm not alone. " You aren't alone! Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small Never again! It landed in the bin Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie | |||
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie. Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family. No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home.... One black bodystocking only worn once. One red bodystocking nearly worn once. Girls .... tell me I'm not alone. You aren't alone! Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small Never again! It landed in the bin Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie " There's a fab swopshop starting soon . Get them out of the bin quick. | |||
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie. Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family. No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home.... One black bodystocking only worn once. One red bodystocking nearly worn once. Girls .... tell me I'm not alone. You aren't alone! Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small Never again! It landed in the bin Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie There's a fab swopshop starting soon . Get them out of the bin quick." | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags " BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags " Oh that made me giggle . Imagine going into the charity shop and rooting through a box of "stuff | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out " Won’t welcome to it all . | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out " We need a name for this shop. Answers on a postcard!! | |||
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"Hunbby bought me lingerie outfits before Xmas, he must be a good judge they all fit but then he just went for the petite option. The white one on our profile is one of the three.He also got me another surprise which didn't fit but come the end of the month it will fit like a glove!!" Yep I’ve a hot pink version of it they’re stretchy it’s the little Lacey ones that must of been made for Houdini. Great figure though girl | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer " Lmao here. Sorry. | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer Lmao here. Sorry." me too sorry lmao | |||
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"Im handy with a scissors if anyone get stuck......... " You didn't answer your phone | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out We need a name for this shop. Answers on a postcard!!" One size does not fit all! | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer Lmao here. Sorry. me too sorry lmao " That's OK all I can do is laugh too... There is pics of it... Only because I couldn't get it off | |||
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out We need a name for this shop. Answers on a postcard!! One size does not fit all!" | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer Lmao here. Sorry. me too sorry lmao That's OK all I can do is laugh too... There is pics of it... Only because I couldn't get it off " even funnier lol | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer Lmao here. Sorry. me too sorry lmao That's OK all I can do is laugh too... There is pics of it... Only because I couldn't get it off even funnier lol" You gotta laugh. My son though I had someone in the room with me. I was making so much noise. | |||
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"I've been there. Ordered something on wish. Got into it just about the noises trying to get out of it! " I know right! | |||
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"Stop I've a leather dress that holy crap was a mission and a half to get it on... Then when I tried to get it off seemed to just suction itself to me ringing hubby who just laughed for about 10 mins then debating on the fire brigade I eventually got out of it obviously but think I had to dislocate my shoulder in the process .... Said dress will be remaining in the drawer " Hahahaha sorry! I stuck with mine because of my boobs hahahaha Still cant stop laughing | |||
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"I've been there. Ordered something on wish. Got into it just about the noises trying to get out of it! I know right! " I just go up a size or two from now on when I order from Wish to be safe. Can't be caught stuck in a too tight outfit lol | |||
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"Oh crap my order arrived today ...ive not opened it yet " Go try them on Rover. Leg us know. Don't forget our swopshop. | |||
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"Hunbby bought me lingerie outfits before Xmas, he must be a good judge they all fit but then he just went for the petite option. The white one on our profile is one of the three.He also got me another surprise which didn't fit but come the end of the month it will fit like a glove!! Yep I’ve a hot pink version of it they’re stretchy it’s the little Lacey ones that must of been made for Houdini. Great figure though girl " As have you! | |||
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"I've been there. Ordered something on wish. Got into it just about the noises trying to get out of it! I know right! I just go up a size or two from now on when I order from Wish to be safe. Can't be caught stuck in a too tight outfit lol" Eh I was thinking the same but stuck because of my boobs... | |||
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"That made me laugh op but your not alone your description gave me a visual that I found quiet entertaining " You should have been there. You would have cried for me. | |||
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net" They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great. | |||
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great." 100% I looked absolutely gorgeous in my minds eye. Then I opened them and got a dose of reality | |||
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great. 100% I looked absolutely gorgeous in my minds eye. Then I opened them and got a dose of reality " It's like the pics of some of the stuff from China. They are hilarious. | |||
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps. As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course " JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing. | |||
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps. As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing. " ah BBD, it's threads like this why I come on here at night | |||
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps. As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing. ah BBD, it's threads like this why I come on here at night " | |||
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever" Hilarious. Looks painful. | |||
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever Hilarious. Looks painful." Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? | |||
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever Hilarious. Looks painful. Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? " Apologies, I forgot to add, because you want him to force you, so you make him happy, with the strain of getting into them and his happy face with the resulting you Just before I get accused of not understanding the dynamic | |||
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? " oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx | |||
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx " Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look | |||
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look " me too but between the stress of the clips and the red marks left on my legs from them it’s not a sexy look for me lol | |||
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look me too but between the stress of the clips and the red marks left on my legs from them it’s not a sexy look for me lol" As long as the marks dont show during play i can live with it ... no pain no gain | |||
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look me too but between the stress of the clips and the red marks left on my legs from them it’s not a sexy look for me lol As long as the marks dont show during play i can live with it ... no pain no gain " I mark very easily ... always covered in bruises from being a clumsy mare lol | |||
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever Hilarious. Looks painful. Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? " I think you mean spanks JD lol. | |||
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever" Can't do spanx. | |||
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"Maybe there could be one of these swap shops at the Single Social for those ladies that are going, perhaps you could meet up beforehand or something like that? " I'm game lol | |||
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"Geordie.... came up with a name for our swop shop. Rekak. Not all my own work. " Lol Rekak love it | |||
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"Geordie.... came up with a name for our swop shop. Rekak. Not all my own work. Lol Rekak love it " | |||
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish” You would wish you had never bothered. The men have it easy..." You must be joking. Do you know how hard it is to get tight white boxers | |||
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish” You would wish you had never bothered. The men have it easy... You must be joking. Do you know how hard it is to get tight white boxers " I buy the ones with the brown stripe already painted on the back. So much handier. | |||
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish” You would wish you had never bothered. The men have it easy... You must be joking. Do you know how hard it is to get tight white boxers I buy the ones with the brown stripe already painted on the back. So much handier. " I'm still not falling for that one. | |||
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