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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? "

Few months back..... I want to fuck you because you remind me of my overweight sister

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? "

I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ? "

Which hair

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ?

Which hair "

on his head wants the full hairdresser experience , wonder why he doesn’t just go to one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ?

Which hair on his head wants the full hairdresser experience , wonder why he doesn’t just go to one lol "

Of all the things to ask lol that quite mild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked for mrs gar to do water sports.

Offered e500

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ?

Which hair on his head wants the full hairdresser experience , wonder why he doesn’t just go to one lol

Of all the things to ask lol that quite mild "

But cos it’s so strange kinda scary offered to pay me to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together."

And you didn’t accept ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together.

And you didn’t accept ? "

Ever so nicely declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? I get a guy continually asking me to cut his hair , I am not a hairdresser , eh what’s that all about ?

Which hair on his head wants the full hairdresser experience , wonder why he doesn’t just go to one lol "

Oh I think I know who you're on about... Had to block him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together.

And you didn’t accept ?

Ever so nicely declined. "

Was it him and wife and her sister

Or

Him his sister and his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together.

And you didn’t accept ?

Ever so nicely declined.

Was it him and wife and her sister

Or

Him his sister and his wife "

Everyone was to play with everyone, he was really very fond of his sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked would I cut a guys balls off he had a castration fetish needless to say I didn't indulge him

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

I got the same a few weeks back, even sent me photos of his sister half naked :/ other then that it would be the "straight" lads asking to suck me off, poor pads are living a lie hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked to come to their empty hotel room, take my clothes off and bend over so they could come in and eat my ass, they would make me Cum and leave so I dont see their face lol

Some other charmer suggested it was a great idea to use them as a human toilet (skat play).

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman who wanted me to put half a block of ice cream into her and get me to eat it while she forced it out!!!! And before you ask, No!!, I didn't!!! Contemplated it tho!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a woman who wanted me to put half a block of ice cream into her and get me to eat it while she forced it out!!!! And before you ask, No!!, I didn't!!! Contemplated it tho!!! "

That's pure painful on both sides... Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!! "

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol"

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake????? "

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that "

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!! "

Thought you wanted a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake "

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?"

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p"

Comedienne too!!!!

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p"

Any 99's going around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p

Any 99's going around? "

Do you mind if it's scooped out of a jar???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p

Comedienne too!!!! "

Class clown

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake?????

Ask me for a meet - I'll flake the fuck out of that

I'm thick, but not stupid!!! I read your profile!!!

Thought you wanted a flake

One that goes on top of a cone!!! Not the Shite bet out of me!!! But still contemplating it!!! . Must look at your profile again?

Only my profile is aggressive to repel 90% of people coming across it.

I'm a big softie in real life:p

Comedienne too!!!!

Class clown "

Still look good with a big red nose on!!!! Boom boom!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I"

Now that's creepy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!! "

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message from a fella here asking me did I want to buy his grandmothers socks.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a fella here asking me did I want to buy his grandmothers socks......... "

Did you ask for pics of the grandmother???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked to come to their empty hotel room, take my clothes off and bend over so they could come in and eat my ass, they would make me Cum and leave so I dont see their face lol

Some other charmer suggested it was a great idea to use them as a human toilet (skat play).

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

..."

What exactly is wrong with all three requests? Lol

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister?

Few months back..... I want to fuck you because you remind me of my overweight sister "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a fella here asking me did I want to buy his grandmothers socks.........

Did you ask for pics of the grandmother??? "

I wanted to wipe it from my memory lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant to ask, what was the sister like?? Did she star in Deliverance by any chance???

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Meant to ask, what was the sister like?? Did she star in Deliverance by any chance??? "

Probably had webbed fingers playing the banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meant to ask, what was the sister like?? Did she star in Deliverance by any chance???

Probably had webbed fingers playing the banjo"

And 7 toes on each foot!!!

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"Got a message from a fella here asking me did I want to buy his grandmothers socks......... "

What the actual fuck is that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a message from a fella here asking me did I want to buy his grandmothers socks.........

What the actual fuck is that about "

Read all the posts

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"Meant to ask, what was the sister like?? Did she star in Deliverance by any chance???

Probably had webbed fingers playing the banjo

And 7 toes on each foot!!!"

"What you doing in these here parts partner?"

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait "

Wondered who that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

Wondered who that was"

I didn't have to actually pay him tho so that's a bonus

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

Wondered who that was

I didn't have to actually pay him tho so that's a bonus "

He didn't have to pay you for a night shift? That's lucky

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

Wondered who that was

I didn't have to actually pay him tho so that's a bonus "

I’d say you’d get away with a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

Wondered who that was

I didn't have to actually pay him tho so that's a bonus

I’d say you’d get away with a lot "

Only reason I got away with it - he was too scared to open his eyes to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him....

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I

Now that's creepy!!!!

That's what I was thinking while watching a guy sleep last night... Oh wait

Wondered who that was

I didn't have to actually pay him tho so that's a bonus

I’d say you’d get away with a lot

Only reason I got away with it - he was too scared to open his eyes to check "

Kept clicking my heels, “no place like home, no place like home”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him...."

What the actual f??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him...."

Sure she wasn't in on it and pretending to be passed out??

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

God that's a nightmare and you could have got done ?, well done for reporting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him...."

Jeez that's even creepier than the dude who wanted to arrange a fab guy for his girlfriend to "pull" in the bar for a threesome.. hope it's not the same person.

Wait, I hope it is- one less creeps out there

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him...."

Jaysossssss

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I was asked once to slap and kick some guy in the balls??

Ohhh it never happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me to meet him and his girl friend in a pub. He said he’ll spike her drink and we both can take turns when she passed out. He was promptly reported. On fab and off fab. Garda took a statement. Fab put him on my blocked list. That showed him....

Jeez that's even creepier than the dude who wanted to arrange a fab guy for his girlfriend to "pull" in the bar for a threesome.. hope it's not the same person.

Wait, I hope it is- one less creeps out there "

Just checked. He’s no longer on my blocked list so he’s no longer on site. Maybe he’ll be back in 6 to 8 years. Depending on good behaviour.

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"Got asked to have a 4some by a guy with him, his wife and sister, all involved with each other. They apparently have lots of fun together."

Are you sure it was a foursome on offer.

Perhaps his "wife" and sister is the same person

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? "

Well did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I seem the were all worth, why not? I would go for it That is like polygamy and swinging all at once... But sure those messages are from d*unk trolls, I hope so /:

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When I was part of a couple profile on here I remember a guy asking C to leave a pair of her used knickers somewhere public for him to pick up.

Another guy wanted C to meet him at a dogging spot so he could piss on her and punch her.

I once had a guy offer me money to watch me about the house doing "blokey thing" such as taking a shower and shaving it sitting in my boxers watching the TV.

It seriously alarms me what way some people's minds work at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy messaged me asking if I would pretend if I would be his little sister

I messaged back

To say I hoped to fuck he actually didn't have a little sister

Sicko !!

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

..."

...and every day it's a crushing blow as the DPD delivery guy drives past my house again without stopping

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

...

...and every day it's a crushing blow as the DPD delivery guy drives past my house again without stopping "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

...

...and every day it's a crushing blow as the DPD delivery guy drives past my house again without stopping "

Jar wasn't big enough

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"

Someone actually asked me to send them my poop in a jar.

...

...and every day it's a crushing blow as the DPD delivery guy drives past my house again without stopping

Jar wasn't big enough "

That's a shit excuse.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

It's a pair of funny shites yous are

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ah now ya's are all talking shite.

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

The shit mustve hit the van (bad-dum-dum-boom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to wear a wife's work clothes the day after she had them on all day. He even asked if I would take home her White full slip and wear it everyday for a week and give it back to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be if it was chocolate ice cream!!! You'd have to be careful what your eating when she's forcing!!!!

Want some chocolate ice cream in a jar? Lol

Any sprinkles or a flake????? "

Extra cream X and Am up for it X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy messaging a few times offering to pay to watch me sleep. I"
depends if you're a light or not. Because years ago a friend had his TV and a few other things pinched as he slept.After a date

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Will folks definitely be able had the sister dude more than once

Last effort was to pull her in a pub when she was d*unk

Other strange requests

Where would a guy get back second to hand back tyres for a massey 135

I kid you not ??

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By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane

Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister? "

------------

That lad has been on to me....

Gave him my phone number to chat more about his mum but he went quiet on me then

Myself, have had this message from a guy...

"I know you're straight but how about I blow you while you watch your favourite porn?"

...what a chocolate smoothie!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??"

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then? "

I hooked up with a girl in McDs in Athlone for a coffee. She arrived with her new born baby. She proceeded to get a bottle ready for the child then turned to me, a complete stranger, and asked could I feed the child while she went to the loo.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I hooked up with a girl in McDs in Athlone for a coffee. She arrived with her new born baby. She proceeded to get a bottle ready for the child then turned to me, a complete stranger, and asked could I feed the child while she went to the loo. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a weirdo. From ballyfermot yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I hooked up with a girl in McDs in Athlone for a coffee. She arrived with her new born baby. She proceeded to get a bottle ready for the child then turned to me, a complete stranger, and asked could I feed the child while she went to the loo. "

New mother's brains don't always function that well. Hormones added to extreme tiredness often lead to stupid decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id say she was dieing for a poo

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By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then? "

I just said nope and went a sauntered out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I hooked up with a girl in McDs in Athlone for a coffee. She arrived with her new born baby. She proceeded to get a bottle ready for the child then turned to me, a complete stranger, and asked could I feed the child while she went to the loo.

New mother's brains don't always function that well. Hormones added to extreme tiredness often lead to stupid decisions. "

I called him mogli and raised him as one of my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I just said nope and went a sauntered out of there "

What did she buy?

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By *ookwhoitishaMan
over a year ago

outside Strabane


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I just said nope and went a sauntered out of there

What did she buy? "

Full shipping. Bread, buns, fruit & veg, pasta and pasta sauces, mince, steaks, chicken, hams, sausages, cereal, tea coffee the whole fcking shop. Was like a super market sweep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on here offered me 400 euro to give him a blow job while smoking john player blue I replied and told him I'd give him 500euro if he settled for Benson and hedges he declined my offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I just said nope and went a sauntered out of there

What did she buy?

Full shipping. Bread, buns, fruit & veg, pasta and pasta sauces, mince, steaks, chicken, hams, sausages, cereal, tea coffee the whole fcking shop. Was like a super market sweep. "

God loves a trier your the second person though that I heard of that that’s happened to though. Buns n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I truly don't get it. Could she not have at least warned the guy first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a girl once for a coffee. She asked if we could go to the shops so I oblidged and she proceeded to do her weekly shopping.

When we got to the til she said "he's paying""??

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I would have said...

"Damn, my wallets in the car, one sec"

...did you give her and her groceries a lift home then?

I hooked up with a girl in McDs in Athlone for a coffee. She arrived with her new born baby. She proceeded to get a bottle ready for the child then turned to me, a complete stranger, and asked could I feed the child while she went to the loo.

New mother's brains don't always function that well. Hormones added to extreme tiredness often lead to stupid decisions.

I called him mogli and raised him as one of my own. "

Crying laughing with that one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I truly don't get it. Could she not have at least warned the guy first... "

Was a better one few years ago used to charge for half the accommodation for a meet even though her friend was lending her the room to use... mind baffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I know told me a lil horror story.

He went out on a date with a girl. They were having some food and a glass of wine in some hotel restaurant and she seemed a little nervous so he straight up asked what's up.

And she said: after dinner we can book a room upstairs and for 500 euro you can do anything you want to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The escorts would be cheaper. Say the poor man was disgusted, probably thought he was after winning the lotto till heard that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The escorts would be cheaper. Say the poor man was disgusted, probably thought he was after winning the lotto till heard that. "

Oh he dug deeper and asked why. She explained... her and her hubby lost their jobs so her hubby came up with this bright idea. He was actually waiting outside in a car.

My friend declined the offer and they parted their ways, but he took their details and done some homework and long behold - she was actually telling the truth, so he done a good deed instead and got a big grocery order to their home.

Not all people are assholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked by a lady to meet up.. Fell off my chair and immediately blocked that weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Situation 1. At 23:00 Saturday, a couple;

" We are parting in town, my wife likes you, let's meet and go to the hotel that we are in town? "

Situation 2. At 1:00 am, a couple:

" Wanna sum fun? "

Me: Sure, maybe next time, if you tell me know one or two days in advance, take care guys, I hope you will find someone :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other lady asked me this week, if I " like cumming in inside her"...lol

When people are too horny, some become extremely kinky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here but a dating site. A guy made a female profile and asked me for pictures of me in runners and wanted to buy old runners off me. I ordered 200 pairs of knock off nikes online and I'm now paying off my mortgage stress free ......na but someone did want to buy my runners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman I met from here in the past told me that she'd met a guy previously who had no interest at all in sex but wanted her to cut his toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman I met from here in the past told me that she'd met a guy previously who had no interest at all in sex but wanted her to cut his toe nails"

I try really hard not to judge but seriously, puke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman I met from here in the past told me that she'd met a guy previously who had no interest at all in sex but wanted her to cut his toe nails

I try really hard not to judge but seriously, puke!!"

I know FFS...... the mind boggles

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By *o_armagh_manMan
over a year ago

Banbridge Area

Jeeez as a single guy on fab, I'm just happy to get a reply never mind a weird one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeez as a single guy on fab, I'm just happy to get a reply never mind a weird one lol"

Example: " No tnx..."

lol

That one is like finding a diamond.

Worse when they bark, bark, bark, but never bite...lol... Save our time pls, I get more on night outs then here.. The good side of here is that we know what we are looking for and there is no bs games once we get a nice connection

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

Just got a message from a 22 year old guy saying he saw his sister having sex last night. That is something I really do not need to know.

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"Just got a message from a 22 year old guy saying he saw his sister having sex last night. That is something I really do not need to know."

Must be the same guy..his sister must be getting some serious action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite weirdo one is the Galway Farmer who wanted to fuck me his stables with his horse Max watching as he got off on it watching. Poor old Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m after getting the message there and all... I really hope it’s a piss take!

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"I’m after getting the message there and all... I really hope it’s a piss take!"

He asked for my phone number so he could "tell me about his sister" but i think its just a ruse..hes a gay fella who wants to talk to straight guys

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By *r tayt2Man
over a year ago

Trim

Yep had that fool also

Wanted me to pick her up when she was d*unk as if that would happen

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

I once got a random message from a guy who wanted me to shag him adding would it be ok if he could wore Wellingtons.

No and no.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister?

Few months back..... I want to fuck you because you remind me of my overweight sister "

What the f##k

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

People claiming to know you ...drives me nuts

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"Yep had that fool also

Wanted me to pick her up when she was d*unk as if that would happen"

Yea he would descibe what she looked like and what she was wearing and shed be in a pub at a certain time all you have to do is go over chat her up and shes youre

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite weirdo one is the Galway Farmer who wanted to fuck me his stables with his horse Max watching as he got off on it watching. Poor old Max "

Sounds to be a fun experience...lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"My favourite weirdo one is the Galway Farmer who wanted to fuck me his stables with his horse Max watching as he got off on it watching. Poor old Max "

Get that one all the time too......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite weirdo one is the Galway Farmer who wanted to fuck me his stables with his horse Max watching as he got off on it watching. Poor old Max

Get that one all the time too......lol"

Go for it, just demand him to be clean and romantic enough with some wine :D

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"

I bet some people get strange messages or requests here...

my latest 1 is would you like to fuck my sister?

Few months back..... I want to fuck you because you remind me of my overweight sister "

and did you entertain the guy that send that text for the experience or send him on his way miss curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of those messages what is wrong with people?!

Last week got asked if we would meet a man, castrate him and then let him watch us have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was my first week here, before I set my filters to block single guys, I had one guy ask if he could put his Fleshlight in my bottom and "ride the life out of me"

I threw up in my mouth a little and then replied not on your life mate!

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth

I had some tv mail me saying he was into scat.."ill accept anything that comes out of daddys hole he said"

Rotten behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had some tv mail me saying he was into scat.."ill accept anything that comes out of daddys hole he said"

Rotten behaviour "

Once asked if I could tar the road. You may need to google that one

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By *ultryDivaWoman
over a year ago

north county

I’ve been asked to sell my used underwear.

Message from Galway about the horse and stable-only blocked him about 30 mins ago.

But the most weird was being asked to meet someone and humiliate them, he said he would pay me on a sliding scale depending on how many times in a month I could meet and what he was offering would pay my mortgage and then some!!!! I just replied that I wouldn’t have it in me to humiliate people and that he was playing a dangerous game offering money for this.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

There are some sick people on here . I had a guy whom I thought was a lady after a good few messages he laughed at me saying he was a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some sick people on here . I had a guy whom I thought was a lady after a good few messages he laughed at me saying he was a guy."

That's not sick. That's pure sad.

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Yea it is aint it .

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By *oireloveCouple
over a year ago

Lisbon

Got an offer of 30 euro for my underwear here a while back. Not that unusual I guess, though I was telling a friend on here about it and she said the same thing happened to her but she got offered 50. I was a bit miffed lol

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By *nowy007Woman
over a year ago

Near Enough

Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block!

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block!"

well he’s clearly a charmer lol guys like him should be blocked and not the polite ones like myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block! well he’s clearly a charmer lol guys like him should be blocked and not the polite ones like myself "

Mr Nice Guy has made an appearance big round of applause everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block!"

Jeez no beating about the bush with that lad !

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By *avidc2019Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block! well he’s clearly a charmer lol guys like him should be blocked and not the polite ones like myself

Mr Nice Guy has made an appearance big round of applause everyone "

was that for me or the guy that’s straight to the point effortless #shitter he’s a funny guy,but hasn’t a hope with that kind of attitude lol

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Now who says gentlemen don't exist? Just got this, and I quote: "I want to stick my cock up your shitter".

Probably not the weirdest one I ever got, but certainly the fastest block! well he’s clearly a charmer lol guys like him should be blocked and not the polite ones like myself

Mr Nice Guy has made an appearance big round of applause everyone was that for me or the guy that’s straight to the point effortless #shitter he’s a funny guy,but hasn’t a hope with that kind of attitude lol"

The bad boys or the dare i say it "white knights" .... just normal will do

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth

Her: im free tonight if you want to come over and party with me

Me: im free too ..we can do something yea

Her: hey so you wanna come over at 9

Me: yea sure..whats your address

Her: will you bring 60 euro for me?

Me: didnt know you were a prostitute?

Her: im not a prostitute its for

Me: not into good luck

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By *osmicGate OP   Man
over a year ago

louth


"Her: im free tonight if you want to come over and party with me

Me: im free too ..we can do something yea

Her: hey so you wanna come over at 9

Me: yea sure..whats your address

Her: will you bring 60 euro for me?

Me: didnt know you were a prostitute?

Her: im not a prostitute its for

Me: not into good luck"

C*ke

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