FabSwingers.com forum: Any ladies, free this xmas

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

[Removed by poster at 09/12/18 15:07:20]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Will you be lonely this xmas, any ladies like to come over to mine,and play with my xmas balls? Any age, discreet, no drama, no strings fun.if interested please get back, ladys.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be lonely this xmas, any ladies like to come over to mine,and play with my xmas balls? Any age, discreet, no drama, no strings fun.if interested please get back, ladys."

Can I send my Ganny.. she is 93, and tells the same stories every Christmas day.. we could all do with her getting a change of scenery

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Ya can keep your Granny, i hope she wrecks your head...lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My aunt will call over...shes 30 stone,has difficulty hearing so she shouts alot,she also has a bladder issue so you might help her if there are any accidents. Thanks though for taking her for the day.You can drop her back Stephens day.oh and make sure you have a Daniel o Donnell calendar for her xmas present.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya can keep your Granny, i hope she wrecks your head...lol"

I'll break the bad news to her..... where is your Christmas spirit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Lads, calm down, i want women to reply, i dont want to hear about your Granny, or your 30 stone Aunty who pisses all over the gaff,Girls only chaps.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 30 stone aunties, you could have a 3some game of bingo with them?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you were looking for older ladies in your other post lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Thats a lot off stone...lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats a lot off stone...lol."

yea but they play a great game of bingo and you need to have room for there 29 cats that go everywhere with them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

I mentioned, was there not older ladies on here, whats wrong with that?? They should be able to enjoy sex, just as much as anyone ealse.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Look are you taking my aunt or not as I need to know as I'll need to cancel home help otherwise.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

You help her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I mentioned, was there not older ladies on here, whats wrong with that?? They should be able to enjoy sex, just as much as anyone ealse."

Back tracking now .... is it the dryness ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Nah, nothing a bit ky jelly wouldn't sort out,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Guys i put up this post, for lady's who are lonely, this xmas, we all haven't got family around us,I didn't put up to chat about dryed up fannys or 30 stone pissers. So any lady's who are lonely or need a cuddle, or want to chat over the festive season, get in touch.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

How about a 25 stone aunt who doesnt piss about?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys i put up this post, for lady's who are lonely, this xmas, we all haven't got family around us,I didn't put up to chat about dryed up fannys or 30 stone pissers. So any lady's who are lonely or need a cuddle, or want to chat over the festive season, get in touch."

Sorry didnt realsie it was in such a good cause... I thought it was just a post to try and get yourself laid.anf your xmas balls played with by some women over christmas.... good on ya op

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realistically u can go help out in the homeless Christmas dinners in city centre if u truly want to help.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

If they want to get laid, thats fine if they dont. Thats also fine. There choice,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

I might yes go out and help them, will i see you there?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone. "

Really? Ok so to stop them beong homeless you are offering no strings fun and them to play with your xmas balls? How very civic minded of you.

Right my bad my intelligence clearly read that as you wanting to get your rocks off (which is fine its fab).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might yes go out and help them, will i see you there?"

You might do as I help all year round

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Yep ya got in one its Fab, we are here to get laid, well some off us, others just want to chat, if i wanted to be civic, id set up a Facebook page, all iam saying is, its a lonely time off the year for some people, and would love some company, and if they want to get laid so be it, let the fun begain,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ya can keep your Granny, i hope she wrecks your head...lol"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Fairplay to ya, helping them. But this is not Facebook, as that chap said, its Fab, its a site to get laid, so hes right, iam looking to get laid over xmas, so if some lonely lady wants to get laid over the xmas, get back to me. Its FAB..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Free ?you couldn't afford me

I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free ?you couldn't afford me

I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting

I've a selection box from last year?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realistically u can go help out in the homeless Christmas dinners in city centre if u truly want to help. "

Are u working at rds christmas day ? If so i will be out the back packing hampers come say hi lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"Fairplay to ya, helping them. But this is not Facebook, as that chap said, its Fab, its a site to get laid, so hes right, iam looking to get laid over xmas, so if some lonely lady wants to get laid over the xmas, get back to me. Its FAB.."

Have you thought of putting an advert on tv? With that amount of charm and charisma I am sure you will be put out of your misery in jo time.....I mean some poor homeless soul will take you up on your kind offer of being banged plus a turkey dinner (there will be turkey right!).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dead right... just dont dress it up as anything else and you will be grand. And dont worey about people posting on threads for chats and messing its what they are for. There are options to post meets and a whole other forum dedicated to it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

I dont know how this ended up as a homeless form, i only want a lady to come around for xmas stuffing lol.can we please lay off the homeless people thanks. I will open a page on homelessness at xmas if yea like. This page is for me to get laid at xmas, thats all. Oh the Drama off it all lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone.

I have helpfully quoted the first mention of homelessness on the thread for you...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know how this ended up as a homeless form, i only want a lady to come around for xmas stuffing lol.can we please lay off the homeless people thanks. I will open a page on homelessness at xmas if yea like. This page is for me to get laid at xmas, thats all. Oh the Drama off it all lol."

U mentioned homeless ladies lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??"

It appears so.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??"

Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??

Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine

I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ooking for you2018Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. ."

I am pretty sure that dropping homeless people is mean.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??

Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine

I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it."

Sure show them a few profiles just to get the full picture out there for them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

This thread has made me smile....thankyou all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Iam, glad you smiled today, everyone ealse is giving out, lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??

Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine

I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it.

Sure show them a few profiles just to get the full picture out there for them

Show them mine... sure they are local, ya never know what might happen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. ."

Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Iam, glad you smiled today, everyone ealse is giving out, lol"

God loves a tryer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

"This thread has made me smile....thankyou all

"
how are the English lady's, i love the accent.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A trier and a charmer!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. .

Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit!

"
and stuffing... pmsl..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. .

Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit!

and stuffing... pmsl.."

You can try and hide ....but I know its you ...arise Sir Bob Geldolf.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"This thread has made me smile....thankyou all

how are the English lady's, i love the accent."

I am fabulous ta x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"A trier and a charmer!!!"

Very true, I like it. I hope someone agrees to spend the day with him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Well hes after turning down 1 granny and 2 aunts so hes getting picky and going international .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

"A trier and a charmer!!!

Very true, I like it. I hope someone agrees to spend the day with him "
ah thanks, i try me best, better than being a werido on Fab,iam not pushy, if a girl wants sex, cool if not, well that's the way it is. Some blokes think are Gods gifts to women, and how dare they, refuse them sex,not me doh, if it happens it happens, if not so be it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"How about a 25 stone aunt who doesnt piss about?"

But may be a bit dry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone. "

Pmsl .... your a saint

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Free ?you couldn't afford me

I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting

I've a selection box from last year?

Curly wurly ???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone.

Pmsl .... your a saint

"
Iam a saint, untill i get into the bed room, then the Devil comes out... pmsl.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free ?you couldn't afford me

I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting

I've a selection box from last year?

Curly wurly ???"

I always save the curky wurly for you Rover

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arbiegirl19Woman
over a year ago

Hollymount

Ah lads... Can ye leave the guy alone... His trying to get the leg over for Xmas... He can't do it in the normal world so his trying here....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

"Ah lads... Can ye leave the guy alone... His trying to get the leg over for Xmas... He can't do it in the normal world so his trying here.... "
what's the normal world??? If there is one. How do you know i dont get me leg over,in your normal world???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arbiegirl19Woman
over a year ago

Hollymount

"Ah lads... Can ye leave the guy alone... His trying to get the leg over for Xmas... He can't do it in the normal world so his trying here.... what's the normal world??? If there is one. How do you know i dont get me leg over,in your normal world???"

I mean outside fab.... And don't bite the head of me... I was just trying to be nice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Iam nice to Bubbly,just some people on Fab, are jackasses,and smart arses, but i think you know that, already. Id say you came across a few off them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Free ?you couldn't afford me

I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting

I've a selection box from last year?

Curly wurly ???

I always save the curky wurly for you Rover

My favourite...the things id do for a curly wurly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Rover, will ya ever fuck off to the curly wurly forum, iam trying to get leg over here.... pmsl.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

Lol give the poor fella a break how long ago since you last got ur leg over op

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ehallMan
over a year ago

dublin 24

No real joy i afraid do what you did last christmas watch telly lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Rover, will ya ever fuck off to the curly wurly forum, iam trying to get leg over here.... pmsl.

Im not sharing my curly wurly with you !!!

Not sure if this post will work but I'll keep my legs crossed for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Can we share Rover

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Yes indeed, i drive a Rover lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Can we share Rover

Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Can we share Rover

Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included

Ya top or bottom is ur choice?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Can we share Rover

Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included

Ya top or bottom is ur choice?

I'll go in the middle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think its working either lol

Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.

Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly

Can we share Rover

Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included

Ya top or bottom is ur choice?

I'll go in the middle

Deal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is quality reading of a Monday morning

Too funny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *um fly with me. OP Man
over a year ago

sex town

Glad we made your Monday, a Happy one limpboy, have a happy monday.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread