FabSwingers.com forum: Fun Ways to Say..

By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

..you find someone sexy.

Heard a new one today, quite enjoyed it

"Id suck the cock off the lad who broke her in"

Nasty, but i laughed a lot

Any other Gems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd die with the hunger on top of her

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Put the same question to a friend, his responce;

Id walk through hot coal, just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d eat a mile of her sh**e just to sniff her ass

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I shall watch my messages and report

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By *arry and Ann OP Couple
over a year ago

Louth

"I shall watch my messages and report

People actually send you these?!

has it ever worked?

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I shall watch my messages and report

People actually send you these?!

has it ever worked?

Yes and not once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been that lucky..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to ride her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoop on Tha!!!

dublin way of pointing out a ladys fine ass LOL

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Pre season tour we had to pick a line out of a hat and use it on a girl that they picked. I had to use the line, "My names Fred Flintstone, do you want me to make your bedrock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s so hot, I’d suck a fart out of her arse and hold it like a bong hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat crisps from her knickers

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"She'd suck the hub caps off a Ford Fiesta through a 10 foot garden hose"

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

I’d boil her knickers and drink the soup!

If I got in top of her, wild horses wouldn’t drag me off her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d chop my dick off to shag her.

Oh wait... I didn’t think that through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d lick her crusty shite off the toilet bowl

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd walk/crawl barefoot/naked through miles of broken glass, barbed wire and creepy crawlies just to sniff the exhaust pipe of a bin lorry that took away one of her used tampons. Lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd use her shit as toothpaste.

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