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"Anyone else here who uses tinder will know that some profiles there have extremely weird and wonderful bios. Thought I would share one I recently found and leave this open for you all to share any you think deserve a bit of public appreciation. "I’m not here for hook ups but I am versatile, shaved and have a phone full of filtered pics of my butthole. I’m looking for a man who isn’t afraid to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who is will to turn my mouth into a daycare centre with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic midget fisting porn with. ARGH why is a good guy so difficult to find?" She even left her Snapchat username below this " I’d imagine she’s taking the p!ss | |||
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"Anyone else here who uses tinder will know that some profiles there have extremely weird and wonderful bios. Thought I would share one I recently found and leave this open for you all to share any you think deserve a bit of public appreciation. "I’m not here for hook ups but I am versatile, shaved and have a phone full of filtered pics of my butthole. I’m looking for a man who isn’t afraid to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who is will to turn my mouth into a daycare centre with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic midget fisting porn with. ARGH why is a good guy so difficult to find?" She even left her Snapchat username below this " And they say the women here are fussy  | |||
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"I just downloaded it for the first time just to have a laugh! the whole idea of this app seems pointless to me! i am curious to see if crack egg lady is good looking or not "Pointless how? If you dont mind me asking? | |||
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"I just downloaded it for the first time just to have a laugh! the whole idea of this app seems pointless to me! i am curious to see if crack egg lady is good looking or not
Pointless how? If you dont mind me asking?"He probably hasn't got any hens that are laying eggs. | |||
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"I just downloaded it for the first time just to have a laugh! the whole idea of this app seems pointless to me! i am curious to see if crack egg lady is good looking or not
Pointless how? If you dont mind me asking? He probably hasn't got any hens that are laying eggs. "that's a big assumption to make! | |||
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"I just downloaded it for the first time just to have a laugh! the whole idea of this app seems pointless to me! i am curious to see if crack egg lady is good looking or not
Pointless how? If you dont mind me asking? He probably hasn't got any hens that are laying eggs. that's a big assumption to make! "If hens are not laying eggs this time of year u need to supply some artificial light to get them to lay again | |||
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"I just downloaded it for the first time just to have a laugh! the whole idea of this app seems pointless to me! i am curious to see if crack egg lady is good looking or not
Pointless how? If you dont mind me asking? He probably hasn't got any hens that are laying eggs. that's a big assumption to make! "I might have got that post a little scrambled because I poached it from someone. | |||
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"Anyone else here who uses tinder will know that some profiles there have extremely weird and wonderful bios. Thought I would share one I recently found and leave this open for you all to share any you think deserve a bit of public appreciation. "I’m not here for hook ups but I am versatile, shaved and have a phone full of filtered pics of my butthole. I’m looking for a man who isn’t afraid to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who is will to turn my mouth into a daycare centre with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic midget fisting porn with. ARGH why is a good guy so difficult to find?" She even left her Snapchat username below this " Did you swipe left or right???? | |||
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"Anyone else here who uses tinder will know that some profiles there have extremely weird and wonderful bios. Thought I would share one I recently found and leave this open for you all to share any you think deserve a bit of public appreciation. "I’m not here for hook ups but I am versatile, shaved and have a phone full of filtered pics of my butthole. I’m looking for a man who isn’t afraid to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who is will to turn my mouth into a daycare centre with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic midget fisting porn with. ARGH why is a good guy so difficult to find?" She even left her Snapchat username below this " I think I know her  | |||
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