FabSwingers.com forum: If..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found this funny question on the web and just sharing it :

"If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex, what would be the top three things you'd do?"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Cry I think!!

2. Set up a new profile on fab

just looking for women!!!

3. Find the Fucking genie and

Ring his neck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fiddle with my new bits....

Learn about toilet seat mechanisms...

Bulk delete messages

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

1. Scratch my balls

2. Moan about rude women ignoring my messages

3. Pee indiscriminately around the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

1. Listen to Ariane Grande without being judged

...not that I do, okay??

2. Go to the bathroom with the rest of my gang

making sure to look other girls up & down on the way

3. Tell my bestie that she looks "fab" in that hideous frumpy top so that all the guys focus on me instead!

4. Dance while sober & experience being able to walk & talk to my bestie on the mobile AT THE SAME TIME

5. Fake my orgasms...

although I'm pretty good at doing that as a guy

6. Flip my hair back and use "Do you know that kinda way?" in every sentence

7. find the nearest Lesbian bar

If not, go to my local and shout out "Right, who'd like to have sex with me?" to see how many hands would shoot up

...then say "Sorry guys but not my type"

...Now Op, I know you said three things but hey, am a diva so those rules don't apply to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

1: I will behave like woman not like a crazy woman who put their nose in every business or any posts.

2: I won't fuck no less than 9 inches ..lesser than 9 inches is for fakers orgams

3: If I don't like the attitude of a person , I will blocked without giving any reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Hair 100€

2. Nails 50-70€

3. Make-up 50-70€

Now I am ready to do some photos uploaded them on fab and I will start constantly complain about time waster & dick pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Hair 100€

2. Nails 50-70€

3. Make-up 50-70€

Now I am ready to do some photos uploaded them on fab and I will start constantly complain about time waster & dick pictures.

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

Have a wank perv on fab complaining why no female wants to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of people on fab really dont seem to like the gender they want to ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of people on fab really dont seem to like the gender they want to ride

Who said that...

We love opposite gender, but I think we all like to complain a bit. If I would be a woman, I would love to fuck some handsome, single, fit, well bild Prince in shiny armor on a white horse.

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City

I've only ever said one thing if I woke up as a man for a day and that's to have a wank!!!!!

Sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Mansplain every goddam obvious thing

2. Manspread all over the place

3. Wank like it was going out of fashion

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