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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

No definitly not worth it at all ...you should either commit to celibacy or commit to men.

Down with the clit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats easy for you to say at a mere 42 you probably still have good knees & hips and maybe even self lube or are you already on HRT ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats easy for you to say at a mere 42 you probably still have good knees & hips and maybe even self lube or are you already on HRT ? "
Lol

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys


"Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer "

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town


" (it like shagging sandpaper) "
you know what its like shagging sand paper? . Now there is a niche kink .

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Everything has it's pros and cons, the pros here from a male point of view:

Dry pussy means rather tight one.

'Couldn't find the clit' best excuse for complete failure to satisfy the woman

To minimise strain on fragile bones, cum quick without changing position once.

Anyhow OP, you're not the youngest yourself being in your mid fifties. Is your shrivelled willy still working? Or are you on the blue ones?

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The only problem I have with GILFs is an inability to find one....come out come out wherever you are...-

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

I don’t see why not. Or else could someone enlighten me as to what age you should quit having fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them damn gilfs are very slow in producing birth certificates for their kids and grandchildren...ffs like how are we to know they are genuine

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

To be honest op if thats your opinion of all gilfs, whether its "worth it" or not id go out on a limb and say you probably dont deserve the pleasure. My neighbour is 41 and she is a grandmother. If i ever had the chance to sleep with her id be more worried about her doing damage to me. My point is i think its wrong to group people together like that

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Everything has it's pros and cons, the pros here from a male point of view:

Dry pussy means rather tight one.

'Couldn't find the clit' best excuse for complete failure to satisfy the woman

To minimise strain on fragile bones, cum quick without changing position once.

Anyhow OP, you're not the youngest yourself being in your mid fifties. Is your shrivelled willy still working? Or are you on the blue ones? "

Why couldn't I have said that

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Women are like a fine wine they get better with age. However if they aren't stored properly they'll spoil. Go bitter and dry up. .

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By *i12345Man
over a year ago

etown


"Everything has it's pros and cons, the pros here from a male point of view:

Dry pussy means rather tight one.

'Couldn't find the clit' best excuse for complete failure to satisfy the woman

To minimise strain on fragile bones, cum quick without changing position once.

Anyhow OP, you're not the youngest yourself being in your mid fifties. Is your shrivelled willy still working? Or are you on the blue ones? "

*drops the mic* ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are like a fine wine they get better with age. However if they aren't stored properly they'll spoil. Go bitter and dry up. ."

Yes thats why i keep mine in a dark dry cellar..... wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer "

What kind of dung are you chatting

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Everything has it's pros and cons, the pros here from a male point of view:

Dry pussy means rather tight one.

'Couldn't find the clit' best excuse for complete failure to satisfy the woman

To minimise strain on fragile bones, cum quick without changing position once.

Anyhow OP, you're not the youngest yourself being in your mid fifties. Is your shrivelled willy still working? Or are you on the blue ones? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol lol lol

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer

What kind of dung are you chatting "
he's asking would you fuck a granny?. I would. A hot one.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Is Elizabeth hurley a gilf?

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Women are like a fine wine they get better with age. However if they aren't stored properly they'll spoil. Go bitter and dry up. .

Yes thats why i keep mine in a dark dry cellar..... wait"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer "

I can't imagine they'll be queuing up to shag you tbh.

Not while there's bingo on...

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Shrunken Clits you would meed a microscope to find , dry pussies (it like shagging sandpaper) the risk of wrecking a knee or a hip would you chance it are they worth it ? if it has pulse I would fuck it crowd need not answer

I can't imagine they'll be queuing up to shag you tbh.

Not while there's bingo on..."

Ah FFS! Now he'll be lurking around outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

We have 7 all be it they are step gran kids but, I am a granny none the less and display none of the symptoms described by op

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"We have 7 all be it they are step gran kids but, I am a granny none the less and display none of the symptoms described by op

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You're going to confuse him now

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By *larayCouple
over a year ago

bolton

We get by

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"We have 7 all be it they are step gran kids but, I am a granny none the less and display none of the symptoms described by op

You're going to confuse him now "

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

I'm 42 and as of last Friday I'm now a grandmother

All my lumps and bumps are still where they should be, they don't drop or dry up as soon as grandparent status has been reached

I know I may not be seen as a GILF

I'm just saying I'm still upright, moist and perky

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 52 gilf OP.or should I say( nilf a Nana I would like to fuck) I have gone the the change in life and my pussie is not dry or like sand paper so don't judge all by a bad experience you may of had you know the old saying the old the fiddle the better the tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah girls ye scared the poor fella off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah girls ye scared the poor fella off"

He managed to get into a few block lists first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah girls ye scared the poor fella off

He managed to get into a few block lists first "

He did well then

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I wonder what his new profile name will be???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what his new profile name will be???"

Granny basher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah girls ye scared the poor fella off

He managed to get into a few block lists first

He did well then "

Only took one message

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Bloody hell just seen this now ...someones got issues. Im Sure with his unique literacy skills we'll figure out his new profile in no time

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread. "

Oi im no figgen gilf

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"I wonder what his new profile name will be???"

Man is feeling a bit insecure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"I wonder what his new profile name will be???

Granny basher?"

Lmao.

The Granny Fanny Basher.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site."

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

Oi im no figgen gilf "

I am and when I need lube it usually means it's been a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. "
More like mob rule.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule."

Wah wah wah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah..."
But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah..."

Think their like rabbits they seem to be multiplying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. "
..or lie down and be mounted

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

Oi im no figgen gilf

I am and when I need lube it usually means it's been a good night "

Or hes not doing his job right

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. ..or lie down and be mounted "

Not a hope of that

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol"

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. ..or lie down and be mounted "

Trust you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes."
Sounds like you know what you are talking about.lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes. Sounds like you know what you are talking about.lol"

Yep. I've been here long enough to spot them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes. Sounds like you know what you are talking about.lol

Yep. I've been here long enough to spot them."
I believe some people only see what suits themselves.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes. Sounds like you know what you are talking about.lol

Yep. I've been here long enough to spot them. I believe some people only see what suits themselves."

Sounds like you know what you're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

Oi im no figgen gilf

I am and when I need lube it usually means it's been a good night

Or hes not doing his job right "

I have the cain in case that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The usual backstabbing when someone leaves the site.

Moral of the story... don't hide . Stand up and be counted. More like mob rule.

Wah wah wah... But he did make some very good points before he left.lol

He never left... He's lurking. Like all good fakes. Sounds like you know what you are talking about.lol

Yep. I've been here long enough to spot them. I believe some people only see what suits themselves.

Sounds like you know what you're talking about. "
Oh I do and I'm sure you do as well.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

Oi im no figgen gilf

I am and when I need lube it usually means it's been a good night

Or hes not doing his job right

I have the cain in case that happens"

Lol .... poor fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilfs as you referred to are absolutely amazing.. especially the ones on this thread.

Oi im no figgen gilf

I am and when I need lube it usually means it's been a good night

Or hes not doing his job right

I have the cain in case that happens

Lol .... poor fellas "

I would consider them to be lucky fellas

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