FabSwingers.com forum: THINGS NOT TO EVER SAY DURING SEX...

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Right we've all been there

so to avoid a repeat,

what are some things NOT to say during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her sisters name

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Oh ooh

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"It's nice to be in bed with someone I don't have to inflate"

...ehhh was one of my mates who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/11/18 14:13:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you set for a lodger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild fishy smell

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

You're even bigger than your dad !

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"If you could turn so that the

video camera gets your face and ass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're even bigger than your dad !"

Wow Mom said the same thing....

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like your mum from this position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think your mother would fancy a threesome?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Eh, what's your name again?

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"When am I supposed to start enjoying this??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you done yet !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll do pig, that'll do..

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

This ceiling needs painting .

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"GET OFF ME...

I'LL F*CKING DO IT MYSELF!"

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Is that sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your name again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll do pig, that'll do.."

Hahaha!

I know this is supposed to be what not too say.... but i might use that someday

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Of course size dosent matter it happens to everyone

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"That'll do pig, that'll do.."

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or...

"God, I was so horny earlier I would've taken a sheep home.

So glad you came over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see my house from up here

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

Can I wear your knickers lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Can I wear your knickers lol"

That might be a good thing to say to some on here

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By *laymates30Couple
over a year ago

The West

Don’t mind the rash, I’m in between treatments

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By *rpharmacist50Man
over a year ago

magherafelt

Does this smell like chloroform

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

After you leave can you send the next one in, thanks!

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

I have syphillis

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Are those boils sore ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are going to make such beautiful babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weres my ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in bed one time with an absolute stunner. When we finally finished we snuggled into each other... she started playing with my d#%k again.... I said do you like that and she said no... I just miss my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop! Stop ! I seriously have to take a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/11/18 18:47:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop! Stop ! I seriously have to take a shit

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I actually did this once

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I was in bed one time with an absolute stunner. When we finally finished we snuggled into each other... she started playing with my d#%k again.... I said do you like that and she said no... I just miss my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do crabs look like

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"F@CK I'M SOOO BORED!!

Would you change the channel or will I?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Not something you say but you fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not something you say but you fall asleep

Having to ask if they are awake so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*soft cry*

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Not something you say but you fall asleep

Having to ask if they are awake so

The snore will tell you

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Where did the condom I had on go??

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I hope you're ready for the greatest 60 seconds of your life.

And they think I'm joking

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Hi guys, im your next door neighbour. Your front door was open, can i join in?

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Is it in yet

Tina

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Fuck me he says I just did

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Him

Can u feel me inside u

Her

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I know i forgot something

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By *elly foxTV/TS
over a year ago

Hampshire

Thanks sis .... lol

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By *elly foxTV/TS
over a year ago

Hampshire

Thank you Officer ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as i cum i look her right in the eye, squint my eyes and in a deep voice just say... youre welcome... then fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen fatal attraction?

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over a year ago

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There's so much blood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop ! I can’t do this. U just remind me of my wife. Sorry ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One muinte just taking a selfie for my fuckbuddy.sent .now where were we again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you turn off the immersion

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Pass me the canesten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know who I met at the STI clinic the other day??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked bigger in the pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her sister's name

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Your sister was a better ride

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

"Can I wear your knickers lol

That might be a good thing to say to some on here

Would you let me lol

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

"Can I wear your knickers lol

That might be a good thing to say to some on here

Would you let me lol

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Finished yet ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im putting my holdups on

And that he did!!!

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

STOP !!!!!!

its time for Dr Who

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

And people knock prison sex !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya your mum said the same !!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"It looked bigger in the pics lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This actually happened in fire nightclub in Drogheda.

She said “ you can stay the night but you have to be gone before the kids get up and don’t worry we won’t get caught. My husband got 3 months (this morning) “ Credit where it’s due. She’s no time waster lol

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

[Removed by poster at 11/11/18 19:48:16]

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Oh hell, I'm sobering up & you're not who I got into bed with!

Do you have any booze??

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By *B26Man
over a year ago

My son's a psycho

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Oh hell, I'm sobering up & you're not who I got into bed with!

Do you have any booze??

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No booze then... how about calling a taxi for me?

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By *B26Man
over a year ago

Is that your dad at the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Alice

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What’s for tea tonight

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Was that the front door opening?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What’s that smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you turn off the immersion

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"But everyone looks funny naked... not just you!!!"

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By *.ledgeMan
over a year ago

dublin.

You look familiar....eh "thats cause you fucked me last week you twit"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oooh look how podgy you are without clothes....

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By *ducatedFool88Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Is it meant to smell like that

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Pull me nightie down when you’ve finished

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By *ducatedFool88Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

"Pull me nightie down when you’ve finished "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right we've all been there

so to avoid a repeat,

what are some things NOT to say during sex

There’s not much thread left on the tyre is there??

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Of course I'm wearing a condom

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Sure didn't I tell you it broke 10 minutes ago!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Alice

What happened Luke ??

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Who left the dog out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've the same underwear as your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal" to quote Rachel from friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle. Tickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fck me its a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you have done this before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

Never say your ex's name while cuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet

It is yeah

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/18 18:44:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her: babe did you hear something?

Me: yeah but I’ll be finished here in 30 seconds

Her: but we only just started

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Wait, I know you...

you're (siblings name)'s bother!"

...has happened to me!

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