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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"What's the definition of indefinitely?"

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Here's a little story that may help you understand the word "indefinitely"

One day in school the teacher

asked her class to use a sentence with the word "definitely"

One eager child raised his hand & said "Miss, the sky is definitely blue!"

The teacher replied "Well sometimes the sky looks grey or even black at night"

Another child raised his hand and said "Grass is definitely green"

To which the teacher replied

"Well, cut grass becomes another colour, so grass isn't definitely green"

One kid then stuck his hand in the air and asked:

"Miss, do farts have lumps?"

"JOHNNY!!!" the teacher yelled in exclamation

Johnny replied...

"Well if farts don't have lumps, I've definitely just done a shit in my pants!"

After that outburst, Johnny was suspended INDEFINITELY!