FabSwingers.com forum: How to cover up the smell of sex in a car

By *emper-fudge OP Man
over a year ago

Blackrock

Any body got a any tips about covering up the smell of sex in a car ?

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

More sex of course

A and G

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Vindaloo should do it, but may take a few hours after eating to aquire the desired results

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Put some raw fish under the seat..be gone after a week

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I hanging pine tree . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

febreze

But seriously can’t be that bad ? Open a window for a few minutes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly feet, you could always ask a ginger to sit in the car and remove her socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the wife's car!

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Love the smell of sex

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Smelly feet, you could always ask a ginger to sit in the car and remove her socks

Thats just shocking

.... i dont wear socks

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Smelly feet, you could always ask a ginger to sit in the car and remove her socks

An insurance company would class that as a write off

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By *oxieguyMan
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Stop off in the nearest chipper and get a big bag of chips with loads of vinegar. That is sure to cover it.

Hmmmm Now I have a taste for a big bag of chips!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

petrol and a match

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By *orinaTSTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

If you go down to Kerry there's farmers there who will allow you to take one of their new born calves to market on the back seat. That should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you go down to Kerry there's farmers there who will allow you to take one of their new born calves to market on the back seat. That should do it.

Do they sell the calves the minute they are born ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always give it a real good polish

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By *allyCD123TV/TS
over a year ago

Wexford

surely Shake n Vac ?? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s THAT much of a bang off the car one of you or both of you have an infection going on , so firstly wire scrubbing brush n dettol for yer bits and secondly stop by the s t i testing clinic .

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

Were you shagging Pepé Le Pew ?!

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"If there’s THAT much of a bang off the car one of you or both of you have an infection going on , so firstly wire scrubbing brush n dettol for yer bits and secondly stop by the s t i testing clinic .

And a car dealership for a new car

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Just tell your missus that there was a huge sale in the Howth fish markets and she'll believe you

Seriously Op, cut an onion in half and leave inside your car overnight... absorbs all the odours

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

The woman told me about it did not hit me until I was driving ooh fuck I said now I can smell it . Stayed for ages . I sprayed a lot of deodorant .

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Aaah the sweet smell of success

You should pop into your local car valet and they will spray it with an odour neutralizer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either clean the seats, or else a good ol mcdonalds, that shit will stink your car out for a good day or two

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Is it the wife's car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a stinking wet dog into the back of the car for hour and that should do it. Oh wait that's what got you into trouble in the first place.. sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any body got a any tips about covering up the smell of sex in a car ?

Have a bag of fish and chips in the car after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a stinking wet dog into the back of the car for hour and that should do it. Oh wait that's what got you into trouble in the first place.. sorry

Actually weak laughing over this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a stinking wet dog into the back of the car for hour and that should do it. Oh wait that's what got you into trouble in the first place.. sorry

Actually weak laughing over this "

I do try

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

a half cut onion or spread half a kilo coffee beans or just smoke a fat Cuban cigar with closed windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tell your missus that there was a huge sale in the Howth fish markets and she'll believe you

Seriously Op, cut an onion in half and leave inside your car overnight... absorbs all the odours

Coffee granuals and barcarbonate of soda on a dish or tray overnight do the same...But if it's fluids on the fabric then fabric cleaner is needed.

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

"Any body got a any tips about covering up the smell of sex in a car ?

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Get rid of the panties she put in the glove box. Ha

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By *rancis0741Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

funniest bunch of replies I have read in a while - thanks everyone

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By *ad IdeaMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Leather interior and babywipes.

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By *emper-fudge OP Man
over a year ago

Blackrock

Thanks everyone.

stinky bag of chips , followed by fabreeze did the trick.

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Watch the passenger seat belt

Perfume stays on it will get u in shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch the passenger seat belt

Perfume stays on it will get u in shit

Sounds like the advice of an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dettol do an Anti Sex Smell spray £2.99 in Tesco

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Get a dog.....

No.... not the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have it over the car intsead of inside the car and hence no smell of sex in the car

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Have it over the car intsead of inside the car and hence no smell of sex in the car

And keep windows and doors closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could the OP please come back and let us know if he got rid of the smell , I feel we deserve to know

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