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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This would apply to lots of people on fab.A turkey and bull were chatting and the turkey said he would love to get to the top the big tree in the field.So the bull told him if he eat some of his dung every day he would eventually get to the top of the big tree.so after a month of eating the bull dung the turkey got to the top of the tree.But a farmer saw him and shoot him down.The moral of the story bull s@@@ might get you to the top but it won't keep you there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The farmer was right to shoot him cos he'd taste like shite

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Reminds me of the young bull old bull story

Bulls are some craic down on the farm

Is'nt that right all ye hot wifes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The farmer was right to shoot him cos he'd taste like shite "
Well he would be full of b.s

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It might have been just the wrong time of the year, November and December is the most dangerous time of the year for turkeys. so moral of the story always watch out for the farmer if you go for the bull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It might have been just the wrong time of the year, November and December is the most dangerous time of the year for turkeys. so moral of the story always watch out for the farmer if you go for the bull. "
Turkey's are mostly for Christmas but b.s is all year round thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It might have been just the wrong time of the year, November and December is the most dangerous time of the year for turkeys. so moral of the story always watch out for the farmer if you go for the bull. Turkey's are mostly for Christmas but b.s is all year round thing."

You seem to do a good job at extending the holiday season, gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It might have been just the wrong time of the year, November and December is the most dangerous time of the year for turkeys. so moral of the story always watch out for the farmer if you go for the bull. Turkey's are mostly for Christmas but b.s is all year round thing.

You seem to do a good job at extending the holiday season, gobble gobble "

Ah my old friend BG.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is rubbish now

Way a farmer shoots a Turkey who can talk and climb trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is rubbish now

Way a farmer shoots a Turkey who can talk and climb trees"

Who said he could climb a tree.

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