FabSwingers.com forum: Size. Just a thought

By *ohndunboyne OP Man
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie

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By *ohndunboyne OP Man
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie"

I've seen some body shapes from ladies which are a huge lie, both ways, so it's not gender specific.

Tape measures don't lie.

Unfortunately in my case

but still an interesting option.

Imagine being able to search on size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea, but keep it simple: S, M or L.

Be great to filter out people who are interested in other sizes in searches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good idea, but keep it simple: S, M or L.

Be great to filter out people who are interested in other sizes in searches."

Lol but you might as well not bother with the S&M options. We all L aren’t we ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hung like a hamster

All furry with legs, a tail and teeth??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hung like a hamster

All furry with legs, a tail and teeth?? "

Ah Hamster is a way more accrurate body type discribtion for me than anything Fab has

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By *ordjeffMan
over a year ago

around and about ,as travel.

Me I'm small to medium

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

The sky remote comparison would be mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't see the point. It's just something else for people to lie about.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I can't be to dissapointe with my Willy.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I prefer to look at cock pics than some measurements and I've my own ways of 'measuring' when I meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabguys has small, average, pretty big and very big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to look at cock pics than some measurements and I've my own ways of 'measuring' when I meet them.

Keep that caliper away from me

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By *pforit74Man
over a year ago

a secluded seaside cottage, ballybunion,

just put curvy , it covers everything really in the fab world from having a voluptuous helmet slim shaft and big balls to just having a fat cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just measured mine to a travel sized deodorant can............. meh!

Maybe next time I’ll try a funsize mars bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just measured mine to a travel sized deodorant can............. meh!

Maybe next time I’ll try a funsize mars bar!

There is an untapped market for mini sky remotes... 2 inches smaller than a regular remote but a perfect replica for the Fab Fibber... Love honey please note patent pending....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"just put curvy , it covers everything really in the fab world from having a voluptuous helmet slim shaft and big balls to just having a fat cock

Hahaha excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabguys has small, average, pretty big and very big"

What about just "Pretty"

There is a lot to be said about a good looking cock, one so beautiful it makes you want to suck it with the lights on.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"Fabguys has small, average, pretty big and very big

What about just "Pretty"

There is a lot to be said about a good looking cock, one so beautiful it makes you want to suck it with the lights on. "
I have been told that mine fits that description - depending on the lighting of course.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie"

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How dare you!!!

Next you'll be telling us that women lie

Women don't lie, do they???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me I'm small to medium"
And it's exactly the perfect size for Anal play....try getting near a women with something the size of a baseball bat and see how she likes it....

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By *umpkinnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Get KPMG to independently verify all details and it might be worth having.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie"

No more than women about their weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie

No more than women about their weight. "
Men lie about that too

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Mine....ammmmm....mine has a great personality

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie

No more than women about their weight. "

I dont see any woman declaring her weight or been asked to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it's a good idea but guys in particular will lie

No more than women about their weight.

I dont see any woman declaring her weight or been asked to do so

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and they shouldn't have to ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought. "

A detailed random thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't see the point. It's just something else for people to lie about. "

exactly

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By *exaddicted80Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Premium medium lol

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought. "

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Most guys use creative licence as it is when composing profiles to stand out (pun intended

) from the rest in order just to get a bloody coffee meet!

...but who knows in the future maybe a Michelin type Rating System here that scores

for:

Cock size & girth

Body-shape

Stamina

Creativity in bedroom

Hygiene (& did he leave the feckin toilet seat up?)

Could leave it with the women of Fab to score as they whip out their pens & clipboards and keep us on our toes. Might be like the driving test all over again though (How many attempts did he need to park it??

)

Just a random thought here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought.

---------------------

Most guys use creative licence as it is when composing profiles to stand out (pun intended

) from the rest in order just to get a bloody coffee meet!

...but who knows in the future maybe a Michelin type Rating System here that scores

for:

Cock size & girth

Body-shape

Stamina

Creativity in bedroom

Hygiene (& did he leave the feckin toilet seat up?)

)

Just a random thought here too!

Sounds like alot of work.... cant I just spam my cock out there with a wanna fuck mail....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imbrace the pear

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I prefer to look at cock pics than some measurements and I've my own ways of 'measuring' when I meet them.

I like your style doghunter

And what about the female measurement? Number of fingers?

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought.

---------------------

Most guys use creative licence as it is when composing profiles to stand out (pun intended

) from the rest in order just to get a bloody coffee meet!

...but who knows in the future maybe a Michelin type Rating System here that scores

for:

Cock size & girth

Body-shape

Stamina

Creativity in bedroom

Hygiene (& did he leave the feckin toilet seat up?)

)

Just a random thought here too!

Sounds like alot of work.... cant I just spam my cock out there with a wanna fuck mail...."

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In the immortal words of the great Doctor Phil...

"How's that working out for you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should it be one of the fields you can fill out in your details, like Height/body shape?

A flaccid measure and an erect measure, obviously girth is mandatory, judging from all the ladies responses to Size threads.

Yeah, it's open to the usual lies and bs but no more than the body shape or height ones.

Not sure what the female equivalent would be but I leave that with you, particularly those with more gynaecologic experience, to suggest.

As I say, just a random thought.

---------------------

Most guys use creative licence as it is when composing profiles to stand out (pun intended

) from the rest in order just to get a bloody coffee meet!

...but who knows in the future maybe a Michelin type Rating System here that scores

for:

Cock size & girth

Body-shape

Stamina

Creativity in bedroom

Hygiene (& did he leave the feckin toilet seat up?)

)

Just a random thought here too!

Sounds like alot of work.... cant I just spam my cock out there with a wanna fuck mail....

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In the immortal words of the great Doctor Phil...

"How's that working out for you?"

Well Phil ya know its going suprisingly well

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I prefer to look at cock pics than some measurements and I've my own ways of 'measuring' when I meet them.

I like your style doghunter

And what about the female measurement? Number of fingers?

There's no such thing. If you do a good job it opens up and lubricates more, some would say it's a cavernous pussy but it's actually you doing a good job.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Pussies are like elastic bands

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

Ollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

Hammer throw

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

Rugby junior seconds comes to mind

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

It's not healthy to get worked up that easily. Chill, it's Sunday morning;-)

It's an open secret that fab body descriptions are highly stretched, bend and distorted. It's fab and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you describe yourself as athletic..it should be compulsory to add the event you would be competing in.

Furthermore, you shouldn't describe yourself as "rugby player build " if when you look down at your feet you can't see your penis. As I'm pretty sure most rugby players can.

Sorry, rant over...

Olliepops

"
But But I'm athletic...really I am lol...( ok that's what i tell myself

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