FabSwingers.com forum: One liners

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the one liner you hate to hear??? Mine is

"can i lick you out" drives me mad

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Fancy a fuck ...boring but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the one liner you hate to hear??? Mine is

"can i lick you out" drives me mad"

So is that a no?

"Do you want to fuck my wife" a simple hello would do buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They.ve no imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a big cock....please...a gentleman never replied to that as an opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to lick

Your loss

I could down on a girl for hours

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Do you sleep on your stomach?"

"No"

"Well then can I??"

...the amount of females Fabbers who've used that line on me is unreal. Seriously, have you no shame at all you brazen hussies??

Tim

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By *ilf46Man
over a year ago

South East Area , Leinster

You send a face pic and you get the 'your hot but your not my type ' message back lol

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Love to lick

Your loss

I could down on a girl for hours"

Must get a good book so ....id be bored ridged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to lick

Your loss

I could down on a girl for hours

Must get a good book so ....id be bored ridged

The book comes as part of the package ladies dont you worry, fiction or non fiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat u into?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I wished I'd get 'wanna fuck ones'

I can't stand thr ones 'any fun planned' and 'any fun had at the weekend'. It's not anyone's fucking business but mine and the poor fella(s) who meets/has met me.

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Got a " Hi" message a couple of times. I usually reply Hi back

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do hate hi any fun this week end ..eh none of ur business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting topic..I've done the usual Hi,would you like to meet for a social,you're stunning looking etc..Result=Mass deletion of messages I sent

Or being blocked more times than my sink

.So a few times I've being more risque i.e. you've a nice bum etc.Result= Blocked But it was funny,I had a guy in a gimp mask asking "Can I suck you dry"..Unusual request

.But I politely declined

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Interesting topic..I've done the usual Hi,would you like to meet for a social,you're stunning looking etc..Result=Mass deletion of messages I sent

Or being blocked more times than my sink

.So a few times I've being more risque i.e. you've a nice bum etc.Result= Blocked But it was funny,I had a guy in a gimp mask asking "Can I suck you dry"..Unusual request

.But I politely declined

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Like your admirer,I got...

"You want a bj?"

"No thanks I'm straight"

"That's okay, you can just sit back & watch your favourite porn as I suck you off"

...and they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do hate hi any fun this week end ..eh none of ur business "

Oh my pet hate... Yes random stranger I am going to tell you all my sexual activities over the weekend. Sure pull up a seat it's a bit of a long story!

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

We are on a swingers site what do think there going to ask about your kids /family course its going to be sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your pants a compressed file?, Cause I'd love to unzip them

That made me laugh when I saw it, not in my inbox though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are your pants a compressed file?, Cause I'd love to unzip them

That made me laugh when I saw it, not in my inbox though lol "

Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, wat u up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involves the word "weekend"

"Sit on my face"

"Sit on my face until you squirt"

"Grind your muff on my face"

"How's fab treating you?"

"You okay?"

"You free"

"You operating"

"Check out my profile message if interested" (blank profile)

"Come over for some lines and a hard fuck"

Should I continue? Lol

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent."

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

"Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent.

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

Sweet Jesus, I take that back. Let’s not go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent.

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

Hahahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent.

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's reverse it, what's the worst one liner you have sent."

Thats not the question

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

On my solo profile,the normal comment is

'Great tits'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my solo profile,the normal comment is

'Great tits'

I get that alot to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

I do love a runny egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would ye kindly stop ruining eggs and pussy for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich

I do love a runny egg

Just got sick a little in my mouth

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

So when are we going to meet up?

(usually comes straight after hi how are you today)

Tina

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

The worst are generally one worders not even one liners - usually "Hey"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that involves the word "weekend"

"Sit on my face"

"Sit on my face until you squirt"

"Grind your muff on my face"

"How's fab treating you?"

"You okay?"

"You free"

"You operating"

"Check out my profile message if interested" (blank profile)

"Come over for some lines and a hard fuck"

Should I continue? Lol "

You operating haha, in the theatre all gowned up like lol.

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