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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

What's the worst, best or funniest that you've seen on here?

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By *ublincouple bi femaleCouple
over a year ago

Anywhere

Strangest one .. who wants me to make them pregnant im financially secure.. i wonder if he got many offers lol

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

Wank buddies wanted ???

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site "
They should look at it the opposite way. Charge through the roof prices, extra monaaay in the pocket.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site They should look at it the opposite way. Charge through the roof prices, extra monaaay in the pocket. "

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site They should look at it the opposite way. Charge through the roof prices, extra monaaay in the pocket.

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any fool looking to pay money, take hand and all off him

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By *IMPLY SOCIALSWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere

Haven't looked at my local updates so far today, but there's a woman who posts most days begging for a cock to suck or saying how badly she needs an orgasm... She tries to sound seductive, but her constant use of words that sound like the word she meant to use, but have a completely different meaning, is so unwittingly hilarious that I frequently find myself crying laughing....

As much as I enjoy them, I do also sometimes feel like putting up my own status asking if someone could please throw her a bone, as the constant begging is a bit of a cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yaayy it's the weekend'

'X number of sleeps til holiday'

'Wet but not in a good way'

'Hangover horn'

'Sex is not the answer..sex is the question..yes is the answer'

To mention a few....really grind my gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't looked at my local updates so far today, but there's a woman who posts most days begging for a cock to suck or saying how badly she needs an orgasm... She tries to sound seductive, but her constant use of words that sound like the word she meant to use, but have a completely different meaning, is so unwittingly hilarious that I frequently find myself crying laughing....

As much as I enjoy them, I do also sometimes feel like putting up my own status asking if someone could please throw her a bone, as the constant begging is a bit of a cringe "

What is she looking for multiple (celled) organisims?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best I have seen isnt thw update itself which was something alongvthe lines of

"This site is shite full of creeps etc...."

Followed about 15 mins later by a meet today popping up by the same woman.. its a regular thing

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site They should look at it the opposite way. Charge through the roof prices, extra monaaay in the pocket.

any fool looking to pay money, take hand and all off him "

Are you joking or is that how you look upon us ladies on here?

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"A guy looking for a meet and willing to pay the lady. Eh!!! Think he's on the wrong site They should look at it the opposite way. Charge through the roof prices, extra monaaay in the pocket.

any fool looking to pay money, take hand and all off him

Are you joking or is that how you look upon us ladies on here? "
I'm joking before anyone gets their knickers in a twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a certain Dublin woman in this site who allways puts up status alerts like....bang me now. Meet at mine now,party at mine now etc etc.

Problem is that she never meets anyone and is just an attention seeker.

As has been discussed between several of us on a kik group.

Very sad state of affairs when it comes down to it.

She craves attention When she's online but she hasn't got the bottle to meet anyone.

Maybe the problem is just that....being on the bottle and being a bit of an alco??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the amount of escorts on here posing as females for meeting is unreal.

They mail you after you contact them and say 100 euro for 30 minutes.

Go fuck right off.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Well i find discussions about lusty hotlists in status shocking and as for tea....notions

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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Seen a good status update just now:

""Would you like some cheese with that whine?"

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Seen a good status update just now:

""Would you like some cheese with that whine?""

Lol ...love that one

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"Seen a good status update just now:

""Would you like some cheese with that whine?""

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't ALL statuses attention seeking? Lol

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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Aren't ALL statuses attention seeking? Lol"
As are most posts to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't ALL statuses attention seeking? Lol As are most posts to the forums"

Exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant updates from Spain/Gran Canaria when they forget to turn off the see who is near thing and are still within 30 miles of me.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"What's the worst, best or funniest that you've seen on here?"

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Worst is usually along the lines of...

"Anyone wanna make me pregnant?"

or "Who's up for sniff, sniff?"

Best is usually situational...

"That awkward moment when you're meeting on a Fab coffee date & your Dad approaches you both"

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

We're all attention seeking one way or the other. Be it forums, saucy status, funny status, bitchy status, weird status. We're seeking someone to have fabulous sex with . We need to sparkle a little bit

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By *ommando4 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"We're all attention seeking one way or the other. Be it forums, saucy status, funny status, bitchy status, weird status. We're seeking someone to have fabulous sex with . We need to sparkle a little bit "
Exactly....I dont see it as a negative more as a necessity

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"We're all attention seeking one way or the other. Be it forums, saucy status, funny status, bitchy status, weird status. We're seeking someone to have fabulous sex with . We need to sparkle a little bit "

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"We're all attention seeking one way or the other. Be it forums, saucy status, funny status, bitchy status, weird status. We're seeking someone to have fabulous sex with . We need to sparkle a little bit Exactly....I dont see it as a negative more as a necessity"

Its notions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that give out about fab,say that everyone here is an asshole and that they're leaving the site.......yet they never do

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Some are witty.

Some are stupid.

Some have a point.

Some make no sense at all.

Some Just looking for a quick fuck.

Sums up fab really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As said above, nearly everyone on here is attention seeking in some shape or form. What I find annoying is threads like "Any women like tattoos?", for example, and the OP has tattoos. Its basically saying "look at me ladies, I have tattoos, if you comment saying you like them Im then going to hit on you". EVERYONE knows that some people find a certain thing attractive but to others its a complete turn off, they just want attention in the forum for a bit in the hopes they can start chatting to a female. Very rarely see women posting threads like that though. Ah well, some people will try anything for attention

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

'So many meets already, but i still choose not to get verified'..

Yeahhhhh...

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"'So many meets already, but i still choose not to get verified'..

Yeahhhhh... "

That's a good one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has their address up... jesus wept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone has their address up... jesus wept "

No way!!!!!!

Jeepers!!!!

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By *inearbysayhiWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Pretty sure they're all attention seeking in some way lol

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"'So many meets already, but i still choose not to get verified'..

Yeahhhhh... "

We believe you

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